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Re: It's Time to Close the Canadian Border -
09-04-2015, 01:22 PM
New Zealand is an enemy of the United States. President Reagan rightfully suspended NZ from the ANZUS Treaty (Australia, New Zealand, US) in 1986 when NZ refused entry to its ports of US nuclear powered or nuclear armed ships. Reagan responded by banning all NZ naval ships from US ports. Of course, Hellary Clunton and Barrack Obummer reversed this in 2012.
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Re: It's Time to Close the Canadian Border -
09-04-2015, 01:48 PM
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Reagan responded by banning all NZ naval ships from US ports.
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What, both of them?
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Re: It's Time to Close the Canadian Border -
09-04-2015, 08:07 PM
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What, both of them?
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I think there might be 3 of them.
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Re: It's Time to Close the Canadian Border -
09-04-2015, 08:40 PM
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I think there might be 3 of them.
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With their hobbit-like stature and incomprehensible accents, they truly are the southern hemiscope's equivalent of the French Canadians, aren't they? You are lucky to have the sea to keep them at bay.
Back on topic, Brother Alvin, do you really think that genocide is the only solution? Could these Godless heathens not be given elocution and spelling lessons and integrated? Or perhaps they could be relocated to Mexico. There are not very many of them, after all.
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Re: It's Time to Close the Canadian Border -
09-04-2015, 08:41 PM
Brother Fred makes an interesting point, and we all know in the natural way of things, ethics follows profit. Just look to history for examples. But I am a bit concerned in that we cannot know which Canadians are French sympathizers, or have French blood coursing through their veins, even as they learn to speak almost decent American. I would feel better if each and every one of them had some kind of identifying mark on their clothing, perhaps a patch sewn on a jacket or lapel, so that we can see them from a distance and know we are about to be approached by a Canadian. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but just in case they are a Belieber or worse, hum tunes from the rock band, Rush, we should have the freedom to save ourselves and make them flee. Also, for the sake of keeping business honest, I think they should be compelled to tell people they are a Canadian so no one does business with them under false pretenses. No offense to the decent, Bible Believing Canadians of course.
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Re: It's Time to Close the Canadian Border -
09-04-2015, 09:19 PM
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But I am a bit concerned in that we cannot know which Canadians are French sympathizers, or have French blood coursing through their veins, even as they learn to speak almost decent American.
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Sister, you make an excellent point. My husband and I once met such a Canadian - born and bred in Montreal, a Frenchie to the core. But, he had learned American from his parents (Commie cowards who had fled from Richard Nixon's Godly USA). As a result, he could easily pass as a real American, albeit one with a rather vulgar Joo York accent.
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I would feel better if each and every one of them had some kind of identifying mark on their clothing, perhaps a patch sewn on a jacket or lapel, so that we can see them from a distance and know we are about to be approached by a Canadian.
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Could they be trusted, though, to wear these garments at all times? I would favor something like a visible tattoo.
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No offense to the decent, Bible Believing Canadians of course.
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Absolutely not! I am sure they, like us, would be happy to comply with any regulations, for the avoidance of embarrassment. Romans 13:1.
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Re: It's Time to Close the Canadian Border -
09-05-2015, 12:36 AM
I believe that it may be possible to save some of the Canadians, though I am uncertain as to how it could be done. Perhaps Quebec could be evacuated and the wretches there could be sent to France. If that proved too expensive, they could be told they were going to France and they could actually be dropped off in Haiti, there to abide with the Negroes and Sean Penn. They would likely never know the difference. Mr. Penn is usually armed, so if there was any trouble, he could shoot the offenders.
As to the rest, I don't know what to do. They would likely make poor Mexicans, though they do have the beer in common. It might actually improve the Mexicans though, if they can stand it. There were ten million Induns in the Americas when the Spanish arrived. Nine hundred thousand Spanish came over during the colonial period and also one point one million Negroes. They mixed them all together with a few buffalo and voila!- Mexicans. If we sent all the Canadians to Mexico, we could lighten up the Mexicans a lot. I don't know if that would be a good idea or not.
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Re: It's Time to Close the Canadian Border -
09-05-2015, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Back on topic, Brother Alvin, do you really think that genocide is the only solution? Could these Godless heathens not be given elocution and spelling lessons and integrated? Or perhaps they could be relocated to Mexico. There are not very many of them, after all.
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Hello Sister Joanna. Of course, I'll let Brother Alvin answer for himself, but I've got a few thoughts along these lines that I'd like to share.
First off, not all Canadians are cheese-eating liberals. Those who currently support my company's hired representative, Stephen Harper, would probably vote for Republicans in the future. Therefore, after annexation, I'd propose that these Canuck conservatives be granted US citizenship after 10 years of probation. During their trial period, we could monitor their political loyalties using our advanced technology like planted computer viruses, keyboard sniffers, etc, which keep us informed of what people are blogging about. The "snitch chip" we embed inside smart-phones is also great for this purpose, allowing us to record conversations even when the phone is switched off. Another tool in our information-gathering arsenal is cable TV - taking a tip from George Orwell's 1984, we long ago recognized the potential of telescreen monitoring (a built-in feature ever since we made digital TV mandatory). Those GPS devices that people put in their cars - bet you didn't notice the tiny microphone, did you? Hah! And now with RFID tags being sewn into clothing, you pretty much have to be naked in the wilderness to get out of ear-shot of a microphone. But we're working on putting RFIDs into dental fillings, so that loophole should soon be closed!
Telescreen - protecting our precious freedoms!
Anyway, at the end of the 10-year period, we could then grant citizenship to those whose words and deeds demonstrate that they would be good patriotic Americans.
As for the rest of the Canadians, we could probably ship them to the floating north polar ice cap, which they can share with the polar bears until it finally melts around year 2035.
As a side note, for those of you who are concerned that all the data we collect on Americans might fall into the wrong hands, let me assure you that you can trust us. True, we had a little slip-up with my company's Ashley Madison database, but thanks to new free-trade agreements, we're exporting our secret draconian national security laws and 7th-century punishments to Europe, where most of these hackers live. Our British puppet, Cameron, is keeping Wikileaks terrorist Julian Assange bottled up in the Ecuadorean embassy - let me assure you, Assange won't escape - there's a Predator Drone with his name on it. Eventually there will be no place for dissidents to hide, thus protecting our precious freedom and democracy.
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Re: It's Time to Close the Canadian Border -
09-06-2015, 09:36 AM
Hi Free Market Fred,
I'm actually up here in Fort McMurray Canada, doing a small job for Syncrude (did you hear about their little mishap? Oops). Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that I'm having a hard time finding the real Canadians that you speak of. Well, just the other day I was on this bus called "Diversified". I now know why they named it such, as it seems they hire the bus drivers straight out of the deserts, off a camel's back, and let them be bus drivers without any training whatsoever.
When I finally got to the gate at Syncrude, after a scary and miserable ride on that bus, I noticed that the security guards all too are nigras from Somalia. One of the nigras wanted to check my bag when I was scanning in at the gate. I said to him: " Shouldn't it be the other way around? I should be searching you,... not you searching me". He didn't like that answer.... but I guess you can't make them all happy.
Finally, I get to where I'm going to work, and find out all of the electricians are Chinese. I said: "What the hell is going on here? Where are all the white Canadians???". One of them answered me and said: "They laid off all the Canadians because they want $50 an hour to work, but we will work for $5 an hour, and do the same job."
Is it any wonder there was an explosion there last week? My only question is: "Did God cause the explosion? Or did one of them terrists Mooslims cause it?" I suppose that since they're hiring workers on the cheap, the quality of work is also cheap. You get what you pay for. Maybe one of those cheap Chinese electricians crossed wires or something? Dunno
"With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men." - Judges 15:16
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