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Default I am off to save some lost sheep - 02-22-2008, 10:17 PM
I am leaving in the morning on a journey to an ex British ownership island. The place is called Malta. it's at the bottom of Sicily (The island off the toe of Italy) I am Driving there from Northern England about 2000 miles.
My mission is to save the ex British who might have been tempted to join the papist cult, With the papist capital Italy being so close I have heard a few have been sucked into this cult.
I will be back next Friday (I am leaving the car there with my sister who lives there) its a brand new Honda S2000GT then flying back.


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Default Re: I am off to save some lost sheep - 02-22-2008, 10:25 PM
I shudder to think of this Mission you are called to go on, Brother.

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Default Re: I am off to save some lost sheep - 02-22-2008, 10:43 PM
The mission must be done, my sister who has recently emigrated there, reports that the papist are out of control, hail mary's everywhere, rosary beads for sale in every shop.
Its a 2 seater car (my sisters new one) so I have to leave the wife and baby at home.
Anybody want a lift ?

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Default Re: I am off to save some lost sheep - 02-22-2008, 10:46 PM
I would offer to help Brother Izzy.
Unfortunately, I've had previous dealings with these Honda Automobiles so I'm afraid I cannot take the risk.
I'd no sooner ride in one of those Sports Cars than I would sit on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle.


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Default Re: I am off to save some lost sheep - 02-23-2008, 01:54 AM
I hope your sister is not a lezbo... around here that's a well known 'woman's' car.

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Default Re: I am off to save some lost sheep - 02-23-2008, 09:02 PM
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I hope your sister is not a lezbo... around here that's a well known 'woman's' car.
Well Brother Nobar. As Brother Izzy's sister is most likely a woman I don't really see the problem with her choice of car. (Apart from the fact that she's allowed to drive it at all of course).



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