[Seeker]

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

If God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead, why should you?

Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them and He'll clean them.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

[Nobar King]

Holy one-liners, Batman!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Those look like a Godly set of rules that will answer the questions and objections of Unsaved Trash before they even start with their devil worshipping mumbo-jumbo and atheist "scientific" rubbish.

[Gabriel the Punisher]

If I may ad one more.

The best way to deal with Sinners, is to have them Stoned.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Gabriel the Punisher

If I may ad one more.

The best way to deal with Sinners, is to have them Stoned.

That is only partially true.

Could you please cite the specific verses that back up your claim?

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Gabriel the Punisher

If I may ad one more.

The best way to deal with Sinners, is to have them Stoned.

I do hope you're talking about the execution with rocks, and not some hippie marihuana party.