[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

In their latest move to try to steal Godly American trends, the Europeans have extended their long, limp hand across the sea and tried to kidnap one of our Godliest sports -- football. Long without a meaningful and manly sport, the Europeans have had to lust after American past-times, and try to recreate it the best they can (boy did they ever miss the boat with "cricket" and "soccer", the imitation baseball and football "games" they came up with ). Unfortunately, this week the jews behind the scenes of American TV decided to export our sports. While a good move financially, I am outraged at this latest bit of weakness. What sort of message are we sending to the terrorists? That we will give our sports away to faggoty Europeans whenever they want it? I, for one, am disgusted.

Let them keep their own version of "football" and "rugmunching" (or whatever they call it, the one where a bunch of faggoty girly-men grope each other for two hours before a steamy shower session). I want American sports kept here at home, where True Christians™ can appreciate them!

[Nobar King]

I was outraged when they sang God Save the Queen before the game; I didn't see if they sang The Star Spangled Banner also, but I doubt it.

They should come here with their fancy Euro money and watch football in real American stadiums and eat real American food.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

They should come here with their fancy Euro money and watch football in real American stadiums and eat real American food.

Indeed. State and local governments across this great nation have shown their support for good old-fashioned laissez-faire capitalism by building stadiums for their professional sports teams, so the nanny-statists of Old Europe should just come here instead of concocting a pale imitation.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

"God Save the Queens" is sure appropriate, those Euro-Fag socialists have been sponsoring their little opera houses for so long they will never understand our Manly sports. Just thinking of their toe-tapping wimp game of soccer, dressed up in tutus ready for the ballet, makes me ill.