[CandiceWattingon]

Hi I'm candice I have be blessed to serve my church for over 17 years! I wasn't raise to church hop! But due to my job I'm I have to relocate and they have given me a few different options. I scared to find a new church because my church now is perfect for me! I grew up with strict discipline in the house and once I got out on my own I had strict spiritual discipline at church that has helped shaped my life. I feel like my pastor is the only Shepard that still uses the paddle to chastise for spiritual discipline. I telling you all if it wasn't for my pastor paddling me I wouldn't have the relationship I have with the LORD today. I know it may sound weird but its the truth! "For whom He loves he often chastises" I thought you all could help me if you know a church that Preaches the truth! And the Truth in LOVE and Discipline please let me know. Thank you Be blessed!

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by CandiceWattingon

Hi I'm candice I have be blessed to serve my church for over 17 years! I wasn't raise to church hop! But due to my job I'm I have to relocate and they have given me a few different options. I scared to find a new church because my church now is perfect for me! I grew up with strict discipline in the house and once I got out on my own I had strict spiritual discipline at church that has helped shaped my life. I feel like my pastor is the only Shepard that still uses the paddle to chastise for spiritual discipline. I telling you all if it wasn't for my pastor paddling me I wouldn't have the relationship I have with the LORD today. I know it may sound weird but its the truth! "For whom He loves he often chastises" I thought you all could help me if you know a church that Preaches the truth! And the Truth in LOVE and Discipline please let me know. Thank you Be blessed!

1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1st Corinthians 11:4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
1st Corinthians 11:5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
1st Corinthians 11:6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
1st Corinthians 11:7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
1st Corinthians 11:10 For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels.

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord

Titus 2:3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
1st Peter 3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
1st Peter 3:4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
1st Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:
1st Peter 3:6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

Revelation 14:4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by CandiceWattingon

Hi I'm candice I have be blessed to serve my church for over 17 years! I wasn't raise to church hop! But due to my job I'm I have to relocate and they have given me a few different options. I scared to find a new church because my church now is perfect for me! I grew up with strict discipline in the house and once I got out on my own I had strict spiritual discipline at church that has helped shaped my life. I feel like my pastor is the only Shepard that still uses the paddle to chastise for spiritual discipline. I telling you all if it wasn't for my pastor paddling me I wouldn't have the relationship I have with the LORD today. I know it may sound weird but its the truth! "For whom He loves he often chastises" I thought you all could help me if you know a church that Preaches the truth! And the Truth in LOVE and Discipline please let me know. Thank you Be blessed!

Can someone please help to translate that wall of text into Plain American? All I understand is that we're dealing here with some sort of funny talking foreigner.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Can someone please help to translate that wall of text into Plain American? All I understand is that we're dealing here with some sort of funny talking foreigner.

I feel your pain Sister Basilissa! Being a God fearing man, I know not to question speak such as that for it could be the wooing of a minion of Satan.
I thank Jesus every day I am plain spoken!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Can someone please help to translate that wall of text into Plain American? All I understand is that we're dealing here with some sort of funny talking foreigner.

Nope, sorry. But where are they coming up with these surnames? It's as though a German was trying to come up with an American name - these are like signing up to a German forum and calling yourself Heimlich Maneuver.

[James Hutchins]

Another 'one post wonder' I call them that because I have to wonder what is their end game? Obviously they do not care about their soul and the chance at the Brass Ring of True Salvation™. You'd think five minutes of time in 90 years is well worth the investment and return when it can result in a eternity of Bliss in Heaven sitting on the Right Hand of God Almighty.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Another 'one post wonder' I call them that because I have to wonder what is their end game? Obviously they do not care about their soul and the chance at the Brass Ring of True Salvation™.

Both of them asked for help in finding a new church, without actually telling us where they live. How dumb is that? My theory is that they are old people on a computers-for-dummies course, probably from one of those deprived European countries that God hates. I would recommend giving them all the further thought they deserve, Brother, i.e. none.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Both of them asked for help in finding a new church, without actually telling us where they live. How dumb is that? My theory is that they are old people on a computers-for-dummies course, probably from one of those deprived European countries that God hates. I would recommend giving them all the further thought they deserve, Brother, i.e. none.

Yes, you are probably correct. Who knows what brexit God forsaken country they hail from. Certainly not Americans. Americans know how to make a proper introduction, starting with a hearty handshake and a piercing look square in the eye.
I always look at the back pants pocket to see the well worn out line from a KJV Bible as well.
If in fact they are elderly, I can only imaghine the terror they feel knowing they wasted their lives not praying to God and know nmow what a Hellish eternity awaits!

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by CandiceWattingon

I wasn't raise to church hop! But due to my job I'm I have to relocate and they have given me a few different options.

Hi .. Is it your Husband's employment requiring a move? You didn't say. Perhaps if you mentioned what the options were, including which Churches you're expected to choose from, someone can check out the standards of Pastoral care for you.

Not all places pretending to be Christian accept what Jesus taught and some even worship devils, an increasing problem in the postmodern world.

I Timothy 4:1-2 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Can someone please help to translate that wall of text into Plain American? All I understand is that we're dealing here with some sort of funny talking foreigner.

Fortunately enough, I am an expert in reading and speaking bad American.
This wall of text means "I am a male Muslim Russian trying to pose as an American girl". Or something very similar.

[Dana723]

Hello! So tell us, how many sons have you born for Christ?