[Brother Gonzalez]

As a 3rd world former scum, I might have some Huawei phones in my possession. I was alarmed by the news that Android will not be updated any more in Huawei phones, but then two things happened. One, nothing happened to Huawei users in spite of Donald saying it would happen and Google saying the same... Days passing by and everything keeps working. I don't understand, but as I don't use those phones very often, I really don't care. They say in the future, those phones will not be able to download apps and will only be useful for calling and texting. I don't know.

But I have my other phone, the one I use to write here and read the Bible, which runs on JesOS. This went completely out. I put it on and I only get a message saying "you will not spy anymore, you chink!". I don't know what to do, I have all my bookmarks there. Is there a way a technician from Landover can support me? (via phone, I can use my old phone for that, the one with Android...) I cannot sleep without my SermON App, nor can I do the tithing calculations without JewCALC.


I hope someone could help me.

[James Hutchins]

I doubt it.



The JesOS is designed for Christians and gooks/slants/yellows all hate God and instead rub fat peoples bellies. Animae, Lolita and other nip porn is not permissible, all the charlie electronics have virus built right in to make it easier for them to target decent people.


I use a ATT, an American company.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez

I don't know what to do, I have all my bookmarks there. Is there a way a technician from Landover can support me? (via phone, I can use my old phone for that, the one with Android...) I cannot sleep without my SermON App, nor can I do the tithing calculations without JewCALC.

I understand, Brother Gonzo, that this is only a hypothetical question. But if I had been fool enough to expose myself to that sort of problem, Bobby-Joe would be the first person I'd contact. If he was unable to help - perhaps too busy? - then I'd recommend mailing the phone to one my eldest twins, either James or John - our address is in the directory. There is nothing quite like a 13-year-old when it comes to solving problems like this.

Obviously when they sort the problem out, they will make the update freely available to all True Christians™.

[Basilissa]

I'm going to pray for your phone, Brother. I hope that helps (?).

[BibleReader2231]

I’ve been curious about what a Huawei even looks like. It sounds like a tin can. I once had an IPhone 8 but it was since taken away from me when I attempted to talk to Faith Machine over a year ago. I don’t know why it was taken but I’m sure it’s because he was without a phone. I don’t mind losing it as long as someone blessed puts it to good use.

Have you considered switching brands Mister Gonzalez? If it’s indeed your non-Huawei phone I wonder if you got a virus or something.

[Cranky Old Man]

I have been trying to get my JesOS tablet to work for years now. I am certain once I get it to work it will be glorious!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez

Will Mobile JesOS be updated on Huawei phones?

I called you four times yesterday on my JesOS Omega Phone LXX, and received the message De:1:43a: (So I spake unto you; and ye would not hear).

The fault was clearly at your end as I was standing on the bell tower of Landover Church and holding the lightening conductor, as per the JesOS Phone's instructions.

This is very strange because I can easily speak with my wife and our house is yards away!

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

I called you four times yesterday on my JesOS Omega Phone LXX, and received the message De:1:43a: (So I spake unto you; and ye would not hear).

The fault was clearly at your end as I was standing on the bell tower of Landover Church and holding the lightening conductor, as per the JesOS Phone's instructions.

This is very strange because I can easily speak with my wife and our house is yards away!

It is getting worst every day.


Now my phone starts ringing every 5 minutes, with a different verse from the book of Jeremiah.


Jeremiah 6:10 To whom shall I speak, and give warning, that they may hear? behold, their ear is uncircumcised, and they cannot hearken: behold, the word of the Lord is unto them a reproach; they have no delight in it.



Jeremiah 17:23 But they obeyed not, neither inclined their ear, but made their neck stiff, that they might not hear, nor receive instruction.



Jeremiah 35:16 Because the sons of Jonadab the son of Rechab have performed the commandment of their father, which he commanded them; but this people hath not hearkened unto me:



Jeremiah 6:19 Hear, O earth: behold, I will bring evil upon this people, even the fruit of their thoughts, because they have not hearkened unto my words, nor to my law, but rejected it.



Jeremiah 29:19 Because they have not hearkened to my words, saith the Lord, which I sent unto them by my servants the prophets, rising up early and sending them; but ye would not hear, saith the Lord.


Jeremiah 32:33 And they have turned unto me the back, and not the face: though I taught them, rising up early and teaching them, yet they have not hearkened to receive instruction.



(I think Jeremiah was trying to stretch something, I just can't understand what it was. Something to do with listening the Lord, but I am not sure)