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Default Greetings - 07-06-2019, 12:13 PM

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Jesus Re: Greetings - 07-06-2019, 12:19 PM

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God bless brethren and be safe.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "
Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Greetings - 07-06-2019, 04:02 PM

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Hello Miss Pillars, and to , at . We would love to get to know you. As is customary with all of our newcomers, we would like you to please post a message to introduce yourself to the believers here at .

Please remember to provide the information that we've requested at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to getting to know you as we study the together. You will find that we are a no-nonsense group of believers in the . We do not sugar-coat the Truth, which is that you deserve to go to HELL and burn forever, unless you repent of your disgusting sins.

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

May God richly bless you, as you seek the love of as your and here, at ...

Sincerely, Isabella W



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Default Re: Greetings - 07-07-2019, 03:46 AM

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Hi .. Are you a freemason?

Without a little more context it's difficult to assess, such as whether you attend Church. Is there a Bible verse that encourages you? Psalms are always a blessing, reminding us how little we really know of Creation.
PSALM 104
13-14
He [God] watereth the hills from his chambers: the earth is satisfied with the fruit of thy works. He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man: that he may bring forth food out of the earth.
God knows that we need water and how important it is that the waters He provides for us do not run up onto the land, destroying our crops. He even provided the rainbow to remind Himself of the covenant He made not to send so much that it floods everything, destroying all flesh.
9 Thou hast set a bound that they may not pass over; that they turn not again to cover the earth.
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When God says He has "bound" the waters, that does not mean bound to the land like a stone mallet is bound to its handle. Sometimes people suggest mallet handles as a type of pillar or that the oceans need pillars to hold them up; then there are other pillars which no longer exist because God has destroyed them. He is telling us that there is a boundary beyond which the waters of the ocean are unable to pass.

There are other ideas represented by pillars. A little more context would therefore be helpful.
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Jesus Re: Greetings - 07-07-2019, 03:30 PM

New Visitor:

At my progressive and modern Baptist church, we take 15 minute breaks in the service so people can refresh and ready themselves for another 15 minutes of preaching, teaching, prayer, or praise. It was during one of those breaks here on the Lord’s Day that I found your post.

Imagine my disappointment when it wasn’t complete. Are you developmentally disabled? I would love to have more information about you so I can properly judge you and welcome you appropriately. We are lovers of Jesus and enjoy sharing Him.

Christ returns soon (Revelation 22:12).

BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Greetings - 07-08-2019, 10:34 AM

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Christ returns soon (Revelation 22:12)
Safety involves more than just (when appropriate) wearing the fluorescent yellow outer garment. Many styles are available according to purpose but when Christ returns which of His activities will affect the most people? It would be impossible for the majority to "be safe" due to Jesus doesn't care about industrial safety products, however popular as fashion accessories, and the previous post includes links to Revelation where many such details are explained.

Jesus rescues the ones He loves. That's good enough for me - even though God is rather explicit concerning what happens to everyone else.
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