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Default Re: hello people - 07-12-2019, 04:37 PM

And there go the moderators again, redefining "apparently" and/or "mildly".



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Default Re: hello people - 07-12-2019, 05:42 PM

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I'm sure how I am "unsaved" here, but the Sky Dragon hasn't already saved me.

And he doesn't believe in cramming animals on boats or parting seas of any color, just rectal sex
Dear Miss Zaphiel: Pray tell, how much time do you think you have before you find yourself in the Quarantine room?

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Default Re: hello people - 07-12-2019, 08:32 PM

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And there go the moderators again, redefining "apparently" and/or "mildly".
You're a brave man to mock God through our infallible Mods, Mr Much.


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Default Re: hello people - 07-13-2019, 12:23 AM

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Dear Miss Zaphiel: Pray tell, how much time do you think you have before you find yourself in the Quarantine room?

Sincerely, Isabella W.
I assume an infinite amount of time for I assure you I am a chocolate eating sex having cake smashing cultist

I just know my spirit is awkward.
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Default Re: hello people - 07-13-2019, 12:30 AM

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Dear Miss Zaphiel: Pray tell, how much time do you think you have before you find yourself in the Quarantine room?
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I assume an infinite amount of time
Ha! That's the biggest laugh in town!
Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: hello people - 07-13-2019, 12:52 PM

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Ha! That's the biggest laugh in town!
Sincerely, Isabella W.
you say that as if you know I will be going into the quarantine anytime soon.

If my calculations are incorrect, the sky dragon can just break me free
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