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I am new to this forum and I'm really interested in learning about Christianity and how you people approach it. I'm having some trouble questioning my faith and wanted to gain some knowlegde, by talking to some of the pro's of the Christian internet. I was born into christianity and that's how I found out about Christ. I also have some questions. What does god look like or does he look different to everybody ? Why are lgbtq people bad ? This is one of my favorite bible quotes : 1 Corinthians 13:13: “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."

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Default Re: Good evening people. - 07-11-2019, 08:21 PM

I'm more of a morning person.


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Default Re: Good evening people. - 07-11-2019, 08:36 PM

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This is one of my favorite bible quotes : 1 Corinthians 13:13: “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."
Hello and welcome, Sabrina. I think if you use a proper Bible, rather than some dumbed-down version, you'll find that 1 Corinthians 13:13 reads as follows: And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.

So tell us, what church do you go to? And where exactly are you, if it is evening? (This is not a trick question. It is evening where I am too.)


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Rebuke Re: Good evening people. - 07-11-2019, 08:37 PM

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I am new to this forum and I'm really interested in learning about Christianity and how you people approach it. I'm having some trouble questioning my faith and wanted to gain some knowlegde, by talking to some of the pro's of the Christian internet. I was born into christianity and that's how I found out about Christ. I also have some questions. What does god look like or does he look different to everybody ? Why are lgbtq people bad ? This is one of my favorite bible quotes : 1 Corinthians 13:13: “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "
Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. Read the damn Bible.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I am new to this forum and I'm really interested in learning about Christianity and how you people approach it. I'm having some trouble questioning my faith and wanted to gain some knowlegde, by talking to some of the pro's of the Christian internet. I was born into christianity and that's how I found out about Christ. I also have some questions. What does god look like or does he look different to everybody ? Why are lgbtq people bad ? This is one of my favorite bible quotes : 1 Corinthians 13:13: “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."
Hello Miss Spellman, and to , at . We are pleased that you have found your way here. We look forward to getting to know you as we study the together. You will find that we are a no-nonsense group of believers in the . We do not sugar-coat the Truth, which is that you deserve to go to unless you have truly repented of your disgusting sins.

When you say that you were "born into Christianity", can you please explain that in more detail? Was your father a pastor, for example? I ask this because I must mention that just because one is born with a family that has church membership does not mean that the infant is saved. Only those who make the decision to leave sin behind and serve the in repentance are truly on their way to Heaven. The only baby who was truly saved when He was born is .

May God richly bless you, as you seek as your and here, at ...
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Default Re: Good evening people. - 07-13-2019, 02:11 PM

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I am new to this forum and I'm really interested in learning about Christianity and how you people approach it. I'm having some trouble questioning my faith and wanted to gain some knowlegde, by talking to some of the pro's of the Christian internet. I was born into christianity and that's how I found out about Christ. I also have some questions.
My dear, answers to your questions are in the Bible. You really should try reading it sometime.
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What does god look like or does he look different to everybody ?
Genesis 1:27.
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Why are lgbtq people bad ?
Leviticus18:22, for starters.


please forgive me for not quoting verses, but I'm on my phone and copying and pasting is rather difficult on this thing. And you are a big girl and can find these verses on your own, right?
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Default Re: Good evening people. - 07-13-2019, 06:44 PM

Brothers, don't be fooled! Sabrina Spellman is in fact the lead character from a dubiously popular tv-series, Sabrina the Teenage Witch! This awful program contains such offensive material as witchcraft and a talking cat! Stupid! Donkeys (Numbers 22:28) and snakes (Genesis 3:1) can talk, but not cats!






This god-mocking troll has come in disguise, pretending to be an innocent Christian when in fact, her pagan roots are right there in her username - spellman (and therefore probably also a man-druid)!


Do ye know the Lord won't be scoffed?


2 Peter 3:3 -
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,




Begone sorcerer! Your witless attempts to beguile us are for naught!


Some days... I walk past my fellow brethren; men of Christ washed in Christ's blood. And I thank Lord Jesus Christ, my sinful days are long, LONG since behind me. I thank you Jesus for allowing me to accept you as my Savior, and leading me in the path of righteousness.
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Default Re: Good evening people. - 07-13-2019, 07:46 PM

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Brothers, don't be fooled!
Mr Lombardo, even we Ladies of Landover are not fooled by this one. If you look at its post-count on the first post, it says "Posts: 2". However, the person calling itself Sabrina Spellman has in fact made only one post! As this is technically impossible, there is obviously some sort of evil intervention here. Exodus 22:18 is clear on what needs to be done (though, needless to say, the Joos are disagreeable about this).


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Good evening people. - 07-13-2019, 10:56 PM

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Brothers, don't be fooled! Sabrina Spellman is in fact the lead character from a dubiously popular tv-series, Sabrina the Teenage Witch!

This god-mocking troll has come in disguise, pretending to be an innocent Christian when in fact, her pagan roots are right there in her username - spellman (and therefore probably also a man-druid)!

Do ye know the Lord won't be scoffed?

2 Peter 3:3 -
3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
Why, that makes perfectly good sense, dear Brother Lombardo, and I do thank you for alerting us to this fact. I had forgotten all about a certain 60s TV show about two witches, but now I do recall that Sabrina had a witch of a mother, and an even worse grandmother! And they were forever casting a spell on people, so what else can we expect from this newcomer to our sanctified site? Why, it wouldn't surprise me if Sabrina Spellman is really the old witch, in disguise!

A blessed evening to you, dear Brother Lombardo,
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