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Skull Adolf Hitler - A Mormon! Holocaust Explained! - 07-12-2019, 03:30 AM

One of the most intriguing questions in the studies of True Christian™ History is why Jesus did not prevent the holycaust with several thousand casualties in concentrated camps. Jesus chose to ignore the acts of Mr. Adolf Hitler. One obvious answer was to give the Godly United States of America the chance to Save® the world (and she did). But is this all? It isn't and now we know why. After an active and intense research project we have discovered several documents (linked below) that reveal the scheme by Satan to alienate everyone from True Christianity™, to make everyone a Mormon.
  1. Mr. Hitler is alive. We have determined that previously.
  2. Mr. Hitler joined the Mormon "Church" through a Mormon Baptism on September 28, 1993.
  3. Mr. Hitler is thus a Mormon.
  4. Mr. Hitler endorsed Mormonism during his reign in the 1930's. This means that Mr. Hitler's heart had turned to Mormonism by that time. Mein Kampf was thus written by a future Mormon, who was already a Mormon in disguise.
Here is the text of the document we discovered:
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Hitler was "sealed" to Braun on September 28, 1993, in the Jordan River Temple, Utah and on June 14, 1994, in the Los Angeles Temple.
The "Braun" is probably Eva Braun but I would have to read the whole document to verify that but my Prayers tell me that this is the case. So it is the case. Case closed.

How does one become a Mormon without actually attending the ceremony? Obviously, demons are at work. By using a proxy, Mormons can lure anyone into their cult, as follows:
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A proxy, often a young adult over the age of 12, is submerged under water while a name or list of names is called out by an officiant, with the act of recitation confirming the baptism. These baptisms can only occur at Temples, of which there are 139 around the world.
Here we can see U.S.-based Mormons saluting Hitler during the Nazi reign.



On to the main issue: Why did Jesus choose to ignore the Wholocaust and let thousands of victims die in the hands of Mr. Hitler? To answer that question, we must reluctantly turn to the "Book of Mormon", the alleged sequel to the Glorious King James Bible. To our dismay and shock, this "Book of Mormon" contains disgusting atrocities not unlike those committed by Mr. Hitler. I urge no-one to read the following quotes unless accompanied by a senior Pastor or at least a fertile male member of your household.
Helaman 11:4-6
O Lord, do not suffer that this people shall be destroyed by the sword; but O Lord, rather let there be a famine in the land, to stir them up in remembrance of the Lord their God, and perhaps they will repent and turn unto thee. And so it was done, according to the words of Nephi. And there was a great famine upon the land, among all the people of Nephi. And thus in the seventy and fourth year the famine did continue, and the work of destruction did cease by the sword but became sore by famine. So God sent a great famine, as Nephi had requested. The whole earth was completely dry for three years. Thousands of people died of thirst and starvation, especially in the more wicked parts of the land. And this work of destruction did also continue in the seventy and fifth year. For the earth was smitten that it was dry, and did not yield forth grain in the season of grain; and the whole earth was smitten, even among the Lamanites as well as among the Nephites, so that they were smitten that they did perish by thousands in the more wicked parts of the land.
Ether 9:31 (Why "ether", why this anesthetic drug? Are all Mormons drug abusers? Obviously they are! Why not chloroform as well?)
And there came forth poisonous serpents also upon the face of the land, and did poison many people. And it came to pass that their flocks began to flee before the poisonous serpents, towards the land southward, which was called by the Nephites Zarahemla.

1 Nephi 4:18
Therefore I did obey the voice of the Spirit, and took Laban by the hair of the head, and I smote off his head with his own sword.
It is now clear that Mr. Hitler just followed the convention of the "Book of Mormon" when he ruled Germany. Everything he did was, in fact, endorsed by the Mormon faith. We should also know that the Mormons made also the victims of Mr. Hitler join their cult and that many popes are Mormons, which explains a lot.
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Mormon followers baptized between 300,000 and 400,000 Jewish Holocaust victims, garnering the ire of religious groups across the world. Members also baptized Pope John Paul II four times in 2006.
Jesus allowed Mr. Hitler to do his stuff not only to give America the chance to Save® the world but also to show the world how atrocious the "Book of Mormon is". Thanks to His selfless actions (He must have been quite sad with all the Jewish victims going into Hell without ever turning their Prayers to Him) the world is now alert and can avoid Mormonism. This means that everything Jesus does or does not do, turns out for the best.

To conclude, here is a portrait of Mr. Hitler is his best Mormon grand wizard attire. Do we need any more proof? No, we don't!



We are lucky to have the Bible at our disposal, not the "Book of Mormon". We can learn about the everlasting love of Jesus every single day. He is going to spare us from what He will do to us if we don't choose Him!

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Glory!


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Default Re: Adolf Hitler - A Mormon! Holocaust Explained! - 07-12-2019, 11:45 AM

I noticed in your quote from Ether that snakes were poisoning people. We know that Jesus reassured Christians about serpents as follows:
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; they shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
Can we assume that the passage is not referring to Christians?
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Default Re: Adolf Hitler - A Mormon! Holocaust Explained! - 07-13-2019, 03:37 AM

Well, that finally explains how Herr Hitler survived all those assassination attempts - magic underwear.

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Default Re: Adolf Hitler - A Mormon! Holocaust Explained! - 07-13-2019, 05:31 AM

You see? Even an atheist could agree that Hitler was a wholly misguided person. Now if only they'd accept Lord Jesus as their Savior.


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Default Re: Adolf Hitler - A Mormon! Holocaust Explained! - 07-13-2019, 12:38 PM

A little side note to this obviously top-notch post: I hear the skiing is great in Zarahemia but some of the snakes fled there too and attack from under the snow. Wear snake proof gear!


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Default Re: Adolf Hitler - A Mormon! Holocaust Explained! - 07-15-2019, 11:33 PM

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Hitler was "sealed" to Braun on September 28, 1993, in the Jordan River Temple, Utah and on June 14, 1994, in the Los Angeles Temple
Lu:20:34: And Jesus answering said unto them, The children of this world marry, and are given in marriage:
Lu:20:35: But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage:

It is clear that the dead in Heaven do not marry. Even a Mormon would know this.

The only clear explanation is that those who the Mormons marry are not in Heaven... and there is only one other afterlife destination - The Burning Pits of the Damned.

The Mormons are marrying off the minions and playthings of Satan.

Shocking? Yes... Abominable? Yes... Despicable?... Of course, but we are dealing with an apostate Church that adds to the Bible contrary to Re:22:18 . But what can one expect of a social group invented by a murdering drunk. Merely another Enemy of God to be dealt with before Christ may return.

Onwards with the work, you Christian Soldiers! Get on your bicycles, dress in white shirts and black trousers and get out there into Mormon territory and give them the Good News!




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Default Re: Adolf Hitler - A Mormon! Holocaust Explained! - 07-16-2019, 01:42 PM

It's probably ignorant of me; is it possible that a mormon ceremony could marry any of us to Hitler? (in their phantasmagoria let's face it they must be "on" some serious stuff to accept such obvious insanity [insane because they think it's true] therefore all the world must be swirling jellybeans to them) But how would they see me?

I'm not going so far as to wonder how they think I see them. Plainly—as mormons—they'd simply shrug "that's beyond our ken" and tune out. Scientologists are slightly less robotic: at least they leer at you to get you indoors for a personality test. If you accept they know they've got a sucker. If you decline their weeding out process has worked. Sort of a win-win.

.Mormons obsess over different aliens. Theirs are all lose-lose.
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