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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-02-2008, 04:29 AM
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It's no surprise why she's pregnant: that tart-costume exposes her elbows!
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Jesus, deliver me from this harlot and her leering, lust-filled eyes, her beckoning bosom, her soft shoulders. The way her hair falls gently over them....
Wait, you can see her elbows?
Oh. The blue dress.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-02-2008, 05:39 PM
Look at the one in pink. That devilish, trollopy, I-want-to-be-just-like-my-older-sisters grin makes my righteous stomach turn and my chaste skin crawl. She'd probably be pregnant, too, were her valley fertile. Utterly reprehensible.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-02-2008, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
Look at the one in pink. That devilish, trollopy, I-want-to-be-just-like-my-older-sisters grin makes my righteous stomach turn and my chaste skin crawl. She'd probably be pregnant, too, were her valley fertile. Utterly reprehensible.
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Look at how the father (if he IS the father) is tucked away, hidden behind everything. He's like a head poking up in the back, "don't forget me!", while Sarah Plain is taking center stage.
I think we know who wears the pants in THIS family.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-02-2008, 07:22 PM
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I think we know who wears the pants in THIS family.
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With all the pregnancies in that family, I don't think any of them have time to wear pants.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-02-2008, 09:28 PM
I still want to know who the heck is cooking supper in this family.
YIC
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-03-2008, 04:00 PM
How many little tots can those breeders pop out during one presidential term? A dozen? They'll get health care for life, but they deserve it!!
Little Bristol is a hottie, where is her myspace page?? I want to pokertoo.
Has anyone thought that maybe the father is also the grandfather? That kind of stuff happens in Alaska.
What kind of name is Bristol, anyway?
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Search results: Girl/Bristol
No results found for the name "bristol". You may want to try the similar-sounding name Briseida. Other similar names are Kristel, Cristel, Cristal and Kristal.
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Imagine a new legion of babies named after this teenage slut. Who makes up their own names? Aren't there enough good Christian names like Heather to use?
There are lots of polls online to name her baby. We should have one, too.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-03-2008, 04:37 PM
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What kind of name is Bristol, anyway?Imagine a new legion of babies named after this teenage slut. Who makes up their own names? Aren't there enough good Christian names like Heather to use?
There are lots of polls online to name her baby. We should have one, too.
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Great idea, Brother. We can propose proper Biblical names, like Zerubbabel and Zaphnathpaaneah.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-03-2008, 04:46 PM
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I hope for Bristolboard's sake that the allegations of rape are true. Apologists from the liberal church of compromise are saying that her pregnancy is a private matter, but the core principle of True Christian™ True Republicanism™ is that sex and reproduction are intensely public matters. After all, if it's such a private matter, why don't homers get to say the same about their outrageous deathstyle choices?
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The next thing you know they'll be having teeen "preggers pride" parades on main street of every town in America!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-03-2008, 04:49 PM
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Great idea, Brother. We can propose proper Biblical names, like Zerubbabel and Zaphnathpaaneah.
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Of course, then you run the risk of a foreigner mistaking you for a towel-headed Islamicist. Or of some America-hating liberal putting you on the no-fly list for no reason other than retaliation (they do that, you know). Don't get me wrong, I'm not cursing these obviously Biblical names, but I am pointing out the risks of such names in a seriously degraded society as ours.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-03-2008, 05:41 PM
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The next thing you know they'll be having teeen "preggers pride" parades on main street of every town in America!
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Why poor Bristol was just a victim of Liebral Hellywood and the libral satanic media alliance.
look here, it's starting:
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Amid ripples of publicity, 17-year-old television star (and sister of Britney) Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth in June to a daughter, Maddie Briann. That same month, pregnancies of numerous students at Gloucester High School in Massachusetts were discovered, causing a huge stir in the community and across the country.
The overall teen birth rate rose slightly in 2006 after steadily declining since 1991, according to the latest figures from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The report shows the birth rate for teenagers ages 15-19 rose 3 percent between 2005 and 2006.
That translates to 41.9 births per 1,000 in 2006, a decline of 34 percent from the all-time high of 61.8 births per 1,000 in 1991.
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http://edition.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/c...ncy/index.html
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-03-2008, 06:04 PM
I think it's terrible that the LIEberals would stoop so low as to change the subject from the REAL issues facing the American people to attack someone on their relationships with others-- especially a 17 year old girl. But that just goes to show you how low the LIEberals are, led by their leader Barack HUSSEIN Osama and his friends William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, his bratty kids, and his terrorist disgrace of a wife. Disgusting.
By the way, for those that support Bristol and Levi's decision to get married and bring their baby into the world in a loving environment, YOU CAN HELP!!
Visit Bristol & Levi's Wedding Registry!
GLORY!!
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
09-03-2008, 06:26 PM
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Great idea, Brother. We can propose proper Biblical names, like Zerubbabel and Zaphnathpaaneah.
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I'd like to suggest "Hellbound Bastard", if I may.
Sarah Palin has a grand opportunity here to set an example of Christian family values; if she claims that child is anything but a Hellbound abomination, then she is no Christian.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
11-04-2008, 01:52 PM
I'm looking for the obituary of Palin, has anybody some titles and a isbn number?
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
11-04-2008, 01:54 PM
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I'm looking for the obituary of Palin, has anybody some titles and a isbn number?
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Is "obituary" some Dutch word for "Inauguration"?
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
11-10-2008, 07:06 PM
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Is "obituary" some Dutch word for "Inauguration"?
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Depends. She's 6 feet under?
Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
11-10-2008, 07:08 PM
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Depends. She's 6 feet under?
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Jesus only called Governor Palin home to Alaska, not Heaven.
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Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine! -
11-10-2008, 10:20 PM
She'll be back in 2012, wait and see!!
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