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Default Question about how to spank - 09-01-2009, 09:55 PM

I have two daughters, 2 and 4, and I have spanked the four year old twice. Both times felt like it was a little too light, since I did not pull down her pants and i used my hand. She then repeated the misdeed again. I was wondering how to avoid this again.
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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 09-01-2009, 10:13 PM

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I have two daughters, 2 and 4, and I have spanked the four year old twice. Both times felt like it was a little too light, since I did not pull down her pants and i used my hand. She then repeated the misdeed again. I was wondering how to avoid this again.
Here's what the Bible says about how hard you should beat your children:

Prov 19:18 Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.

Prov 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

I hope you find that helpful, friend.

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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 09-01-2009, 10:52 PM

Perhaps if the child is lamed you have spankt too hard.

But just barely.


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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 09-01-2009, 11:00 PM

I think the reason she repeated the misdeed is you didn't inflict enough pain and terror onto her. You want your daughter to fear you so she will hesitate and think twice about doing something to rile your anger. You want her to not be comfortable and always on the edge, walking on eggshells around you. For your four year-old, I recommend using a good leather belt and don't hold back. Pull down her pants and give her a good couple whips. She will learn rather quickly to listen to you.

You must read the Bible verses that Pastor Billy-Reuben showed you. God tells us that corporal punishment of our children is necessary to keep them on the straight and narrow. While you might feel somewhat bad about spanking your kids (you shouldn't!), just remember that you're doing it for their own good. Temporary pain and a couple of welts are a small price to pay to keep them out of the path to Hell.



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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 09-01-2009, 11:00 PM

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Here's what the Bible says about how hard you should beat your children:

Prov 19:18 Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.

Prov 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

I hope you find that helpful, friend.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I've always liked the weeping willow branches. With a little practice and patience you can get it to act just like a buggy wip. It's all in the wrist.

And I'll tell you something else; you should see those little bastards pick things up the pace after their five year old backs are whacked with one of those things. They're all running 'roun crazy like a bunch of retarded chimps. It's pretty funny actually. The wife always gives me shit though.
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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 09-02-2009, 12:51 PM

I like to recommend to the novice parent a tried and true method that my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) used to use on me when I was a boy. He would tell me "Go get me something to beat you with."

It presents a delicious dilemma; If the child returns with something to small, say a wire hanger or an electrical cord, the parent is likely to become even more angry and lay on a more serious beating. If the item was bigger than the parent had intended, say an ax handle or a garden stake, well, you brought it after all, so obviously you think you deserve a whipping with it.

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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 10-02-2009, 03:24 AM

Now, what you need is to get yourself a good, sturdy cricket bat, so that they don't break during your learnin' em how to behave. The Bible says to beat your child (see this is where most parents get it wrong), not just tap 'em. And don't listen to any of them scientists who say spankin' em is wrong. There are a lot of scientists out there who don't agree with the Bible. But you fear the Lord. Praise Jesus.
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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 10-02-2009, 03:51 AM

Now that I've moved to san francisco I miss my friends. I told you about the grunting I heard. Well, now I have a new friend.

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He is really a good monkey, but some times he does bad things. This is a problem and I need to spank him good so that he obeys.

I have a question: Please tell me the best way to spank my monkey.

Your help, and maybe pictures, would be greatly appreciated.

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I am now sad that no one has responded to my questions.

now this monkey has been very bad..


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and taken my ipod. now what am I supposed to do?


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You are a sick, sick man, Star Finder.


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My Father has spanked us girls many times. He took a horse whip to me at least twice. Decided that didn't work and now uses his hand. Actually that hurts me more. I am behaving now though so he doesn't have to do it.
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My Father has spanked us girls many times. He took a horse whip to me at least twice. Decided that didn't work and now uses his hand. Actually that hurts me more. I am behaving now though so he doesn't have to do it.
I always say thankyou after he's done with me. He does it for my own good.
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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 10-05-2009, 02:21 PM

Pastor. If I am lucky enough to find a good man. He will want me to behave in the right way. And if I'm being naughty with either my mouth or my actions. Then Father has the God given right to make me change my ways. Which he has done on many occassions. I am often left with a red backside after a good whipping. But as my Father is only taking his hand to me for my own good. I can only say thankyou to him for loving me so much and keeping me pure and ready for my future. I don't understand all the people who say this is wrong. It is surely better to have felt my loving Fathers hand on me, than to end up a bad egg and in trouble.


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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 10-05-2009, 11:36 PM

Well Lizzy, I hope you didn't squirm around and squeal when his hand went up and down and up and down.

I can tell you that my bad monkey finally got what was coming to him!

Like your father, I used my hand and gave it to him good. But I hope you didn't make the same mess on your father's lap as my monkey did on mine.

After this true correction and discipline, we both felt better, just like you and your dad. I expect, though, that neither of you will be good for long..


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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 10-06-2009, 12:57 AM

As a police officer, I am going to have a parenting advantage. I have easy access to tazers, pepper-spray and night sticks. Yeah, I love my job.
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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 10-07-2009, 01:53 AM

In my experience it is best to spank the child until they are begging to Jesus for you to stop. Hellish acts must be promptly punished. And this way they will praise Jesus.
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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 10-08-2009, 10:55 PM

"They're all running 'roun crazy like a bunch of retarded chimps. It's pretty funny actually." How is that funny? Beating kids is funny? And why do you call them bastards?
Kids need love not pain, especially not from one who refers to them as bastards and retarded chimps. What you're doing is messed up.
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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 10-08-2009, 11:01 PM

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"They're all running 'roun crazy like a bunch of retarded chimps. It's pretty funny actually." How is that funny? Beating kids is funny? And why do you call them bastards?
Kids need love not pain, especially not from one who refers to them as bastards and retarded chimps. What you're doing is messed up.
Please back up your hateful contentions with Scripture.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 10-09-2009, 12:23 AM

I to am fortunate to have a father that loves me enough to beat the sin out me with his bare and pure hand. Many times he would spank me hard enough that I felt as if I were screaming the sin out of myself. He was even kind enough to put a sock in my mouth at night so he did not have to disturb the neighbours with my disobedient ways. I soon learnt the great generous fear of not repeating such acts and to keep my mouth shut and only speak when spoken to.
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Default Re: Question about how to spank - 10-09-2009, 03:01 AM

My daddy fore he died always said when he gave me a good woopin that pain was nothin more than weakness leavin the body. Sometimes I heard him spank ma late at night but she never cried and sometimes she said he ought to spank her some more. She was pretty strong I reckon and boy could she make the best boyzenberry pie. Pot roast too! Yum!


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