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Posts: 1,000,000. Threads: 100,000 Biblical contradictions: 0 -
01-20-2018, 11:13 PM
To be more precise: Threads: 100,205, Posts: 1,118,225 Biblical contradictions: 0.
We have clearly beaten Rapture Ready, which before they reached 1,000,000 posts had already given us an epic blooper reel including:
1. "begat" written as "begone",
2. "God hates with prefect hatred" ,
3. A complaint about " Joan 3:16 so-called Christians". Hilarity ensured when someone corrected with " Actually, they're called Jon 3:16 so-called Christians".
And don't even get me started on WBC. One time I suggested we pray for someone's soul, and they thought I was talking about old shoes!
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,731
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Posts: 1,000,000. Threads: 100,000 Biblical contradictions: 0 -
01-23-2018, 08:39 PM
Well, it just goes to show you - you can't argue against the Truth™!
Glory!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
True Christian™
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Posts: 10,667
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Posts: 1,000,000. Threads: 100,000 Biblical contradictions: 0 -
01-24-2018, 01:50 AM
Jesus wins again.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
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Posts: 14,663
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
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Re: Posts: 1,000,000. Threads: 100,000 Biblical contradictions: 0 -
01-25-2018, 07:16 PM
Science worshippers love to go on about understanding how the world works. But if we added up all the contradictions and corrections they've had to add, just to get their theories to work, could even the world itself contain the books that should be written? My point being that they're still not satisfied, continue spending a fortune trying to square their circle and the theories still don't explain even simple facts such as the origin of light.
Genesis 1:3
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