[proteastantguy]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Getting rid of babies and young children (age 0-12)
If your wife failed you and your child turns out to be a failure as a result of that, the best way to get rid of them is to send them on a sleepover at your wife's parents. After sending them on the sleepover just never pick them up again. After all, they are the cause of the problem as they raised your wife. Depending on how your wife's parents respond to this you might have to move without sending them your new address.

How true, and it will be funny to see you parents in law seaching for you, because you "forgot" you child/children at their home.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Luca2007

ah, ok, that sounds nice. But isn't it nonetheless sex BEFORE marriage? so marrying afterwards might not be as bad as not marrying but marrying as a vrigin is the only acceptable way I thought?

A man may reject a woman who has lied about her virginity if he discovers on his wedding night that she is, in fact, a fornicator. For that offense, she may be stoned to death. (Under the coming Biblical law, that is, not under secular, anti-God laws.)

However, there is nothing to say that a woman who is not a virgin cannot be wed, as long as she doesn't lie about the condition of her hymen. Widows typically married their deceased husbands' brothers, for example (see Onan).

Originally Posted by NoOneExist

all you searchless baptist ppl - are you serious or just stupid? what do you think you are, better ppl? nah i dont think so.
you'll need a lil bit more braincells in your tiny lil whole head to get a lil bit more thought about whatcha doin?' yea i think sooo

Searchless? And you think WE might be stupid?

Where did you learn English, inner-city Detroit?

you racism ppl are against godless and intelligent ppl?

Racism is discrimination based on race. "Atheist God-Hater" is not a race. It is a choice to rebel against God.

And you clearly hate intelligence, as evidenced by your inability to write a coherent sentence.

and yes i hate godbelieber ppl and kill them,

Really? You kill Christians? Could you please point out the press accounts of your many murders? We'd love to see the evidence of your exploits.

coz you dunno know what it feels to got a brain

Oh, the irony.

[upeoplermad]

Ok, what the hell is wrong with you all??? Seriously r u all that freaking nuts. Have you actually read what you write and realize how nuts it sounds. Seriously Nintendo games making people gay, getting rid of your children, what to do when your daughter wont marry her rapeist????? You all have mental issues, hope you all go to hell Goodbye IDIOT'S

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by upeoplermad

Have you actually read what you write

I never read what I write, what would be the purpose of doing that?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by upeoplermad

Ok, what the hell is wrong with you all??? Seriously r u all that freaking nuts. Have you actually read what you write and realize how nuts it sounds. getting rid of your children...

You think children should stay living with their parents until they die? How odd.

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

You think children should stay living with their parents until they die? How odd.

Not odd, typical belief of the liebral basement dweller. They live with mommy and are her "little man" until she dies of a coronary at the age of 86. Then they sell the house and retire into a little condo where they can live out the rest of their lives playing their WoW.

And people wonder why the mooslimbs are taking over.

[mark.porter]

Ok people, really? This is sick! Just to clarify with you all who believe that you can actually do this, if you left your child in Brazil they would use the money to 1. Grab a cab.
2. Go to the American embassy.
3. Get a flight back to America.
4. Find you and press charges for a list offenses longer than you are tall.
5. Use said money to enjoy life.

If you tried to get your daughter raped she would go to the police and you would go to jail for 20+ years.

If you tried to make your wife get an abortion then she could also get you arrested and sentenced to 20+ years in jail.

That all aside do any of you ever consider that your extremest view on the bible is wrong? Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves? Does the fact that out of the seven billion people in the world there is only you that believe in god in this manner disturb you?

~Brit

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Brit9341

That all aside do any of you ever consider that your extremest view on the bible is wrong?

No.

Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves?

No.

Does the fact that out of the seven billion people in the world there is only you that believe in god in this manner disturb you?

No.

It's so amazingly easy, either do what the Bible says or burn in Hell for all eternity. Maybe Brit9339 and Brit9340 can talk some sense into you, although I highly doubt it.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Brit9341

Ok people, really? This is sick! Just to clarify with you all who believe that you can actually do this, if you left your child in Brazil they would use the money to 1. Grab a cab.
2. Go to the American embassy.
3. Get a flight back to America.
4. Find you and press charges for a list offenses longer than you are tall.
5. Use said money to enjoy life.

No way does a solitary white child make it back to America with all of those negroes around.

If you tried to get your daughter raped she would go to the police and you would go to jail for 20+ years.

A True Christian™ girl will honor her mother and her father.

If you tried to make your wife get an abortion then she could also get you arrested and sentenced to 20+ years in jail.

A True Christian™ woman follows the Bible, and the Bible tells her to obey her husband in everything.

That all aside do any of you ever consider that your extremest view on the bible is wrong?

Do you ever consider that our view of the Bible is right?

Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves?

Jesus told us that most people are Hellbound sinners. Narrow is the gate, Brit. People like you are outnumbered one God to none.

Does the fact that out of the seven billion people in the world there is only you that believe in god in this manner disturb you?

You can't really count savages like Indians and Chinese and Africans and Canadians as full persons.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by Brit9341

That all aside do any of you ever consider that your extremest view on the bible is wrong?

What is extreme about our views on the Bible? Abraham threw his concubine and son out on God's orders.

And Abraham is revered and respected in the Old Testament as well as the New Testament.

Originally Posted by Brit9341

Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves? Does the fact that out of the seven billion people in the world there is only you that believe in god in this manner disturb you?

No, it means we are doing it right.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

Matthew 22:14 For many are called, but few are chosen.

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

[Cursed]

Originally Posted by Brit9341

Ok people, really? This is sick! Just to clarify with you all who believe that you can actually do this, if you left your child in Brazil they would use the money to 1. Grab a cab.
2. Go to the American embassy.
3. Get a flight back to America.
4. Find you and press charges for a list offenses longer than you are tall.
5. Use said money to enjoy life.

No they wouldn't. They'd most likely get ripped apart by a pack of wild dogs... Heaven forbid they encounter one of the savage natives. I can't even talk about what would happen.

If you tried to get your daughter raped she would go to the police and you would go to jail for 20+ years.

Ha ha that's pretty funny. You apparently have never had any interaction with the "justice" system. I envy your naivete.

If you tried to make your wife get an abortion then she could also get you arrested and sentenced to 20+ years in jail.

Again, you warm my heart. You are living proof in the Grace of God; for how else could someone absolutely ignorant of the world they live in survive? You truly are merciful, Lord!

That all aside do any of you ever consider that your extremest view on the bible is wrong?

It's not a view of the Bible. Landover Baptist IS the Bible.

Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves?

Actually, it proves we are right! The path to Heaven is narrow (Matthew 7:13-14), and few will make it into Heaven; 99% of humanity will end up burning in the Lake of Fire forever and ever! Praise God!

Does the fact that out of the seven billion people in the world there is only you that believe in god in this manner disturb you?

~Brit

The majority of people are disgusting monsters and deserve Hell. Would you really want to live forever with the people around you? Look around! Come on, use your brain, it's common sense that they will burn.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Cursed

It's not a view of the Bible. Landover Baptist IS the Bible.

Perhaps over stated Brother. The Bible is Landover Baptist puts it better. We do not presume to suggest we define God's Holy World, only that His Perfect and Holy Word defines us.

You will find none more humble before God than us TRUE Christians.

[Cursed]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Perhaps over stated Brother. The Bible is Landover Baptist puts it better. We do not presume to suggest we define God's Holy World, only that His Perfect and Holy Word defines us.

You will find none more humble before God than us TRUE Christians.

I get carried away sometimes Bobby Joe! Your gentle rebuke is proof of the mercy of a True Christian gentleman!

These unsaved trash that march through here with their talking points and their liberal agenda really get my goat. Saying that we have a "view" of the Holy Word of God is just plain wrong!

Landover Baptists follow what the 1611 King James Bible says, to the letter. It's not our fault most Christians ignore 90% of the Good Book and pretend it's not there, but we don't. We face the awful truth every day, while others dance and play and waste their souls away! Landover Baptists are the true Soldiers of Christ! Can I get an Amen?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Cursed

I get carried away sometimes Bobby Joe! Your gentle rebuke is proof of the mercy of a True Christian gentleman!

These unsaved trash that march through here with their talking points and their liberal agenda really get my goat. Saying that we have a "view" of the Holy Word of God is just plain wrong!

Landover Baptists follow what the 1611 King James Bible says, to the letter. It's not our fault most Christians ignore 90% of the Good Book and pretend it's not there, but we don't. We face the awful truth every day, while others dance and play and waste their souls away! Landover Baptists are the true Soldiers of Christ! Can I get an Amen?

It's quite reasonable Brother to expect some unfortunate word choices there. After all you were talking some god mocking Atheist scum and we know what kind of trial that can be for a TRUE Christian™. You just know what the Atheists is going to say next.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Brit9341

Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves?

Outnumbered?

Christianity is the single largest religion in the world. Fully 1/3 of humanity identifies as Christian.

78% of Americans identify as Christian, including Barack Osama:



And, you may have missed it, but Tea Party Christians overwhelmingly took control of the House of Representatives last year, and will control the Senate and Presidency as of 2012.

Outnumbered?

[Poetic person]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

"A lifetime of wisdom freely given to all."

Getting rid of babies and young children (age 0-12)
If your wife failed you and your child turns out to be a failure as a result of that, the best way to get rid of them is to send them on a sleepover at your wife's parents. After sending them on the sleepover just never pick them up again. After all, they are the cause of the problem as they raised your wife. Depending on how your wife's parents respond to this you might have to move without sending them your new address.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, however, would this not go against 1 Timothy 5:8 in the fact that you are not providing for your own?