[Daniel the Sodomite]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I hope and trust that you will be donating your winnings to Landover Baptist Church and not blowing it all in some queer bar.

I don't know if I should donate to church that isn't as close to Jesus as I am. Maybe if'n ya'll try a little harder Jesus might like you as much as he loves me. You and Rev Jim did root for the Steelers after all. Please don't embarrass yourself by denying it. That would just be addin a sad cherry on top of a turd sundae. I wonder if Mr. Phelps got a heads up from Jesus. Maybe I'll give Jesus His 10% cut via Westboro Baptist.

In the meantime I'm gonna pray for you, Zekey.