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Default Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-06-2017, 03:19 AM

Ladies, my teen daughter confided in me that her period is five weeks late. She's always had a cycle like clockwork. I'm curious about what it could be and have prayed about it but have not yet received any definite insight. Some of the things that have come to my attention during prayer time include:
  • stress (she seems stressed lately, snapping at us, short of temper, and feeling so nervous in the morning she throws up some days)
  • friends (I've heard girls sometimes get on the same cycle if they're together)
  • demons holding her womb hostage (I'm careful not to let any Harry Potter or Marvel Comic Universe paraphernalia into the house, but still)
  • teen rebellion (her womb is rebelling against her authority)
Help a loving mamma out? Which one of these do you think is most likely?


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-06-2017, 03:59 AM

Stress.

She needs to pray more. Jesus is always the answer, whatever the question.


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Ladies, my teen daughter confided in me that her period is five weeks late. She's always had a cycle like clockwork. I'm curious about what it could be and have prayed about it but have not yet received any definite insight. Some of the things that have come to my attention during prayer time include:
  • stress (she seems stressed lately, snapping at us, short of temper, and feeling so nervous in the morning she throws up some days)
  • friends (I've heard girls sometimes get on the same cycle if they're together)
  • demons holding her womb hostage (I'm careful not to let any Harry Potter or Marvel Comic Universe paraphernalia into the house, but still)
  • teen rebellion (her womb is rebelling against her authority)
Help a loving mamma out? Which one of these do you think is most likely?
I'm afraid that it could be something much more sinister.
Catholicism.

It is well-known that the Papists canonize females who do not eat.
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St Maria Maddalena De’ Pazzi who was born in 1566 in Florence tortured herself from childhood and died when she was thirty-three. She slept on the floor and rolled in nettles and thorns. She had healing powers and could float in mid-air. She was stigmatised at 19. Her penances have been described as unbelievable. Seemingly as a grim trophy for breaking the world record for self-abuse, her intact body reposes in a glass case in the Carmelite Church of Florence. There is no scientific explanation for why she has not decayed simply because science has not got the chance to examine her right. It would be an evil miracle for that lady fasted continuously and miraculously for years on bread and water and claimed she ate nothing else which is a dangerous example for anorexics. She used to be found with food presses open but her excuse was that demons did it to tempt her to break her holy fast (page 37, From Fasting Saints to Anorexic Girls). Some miracle. Her stigmata must have been dubious as well when her miracle fast was a hoax.


It is equally well-known that without adequate fat the woman ceases to menstruate.

Ergo, the Papist saints defiled the Lord by withholding nourishment, failing their periods and thus insulted Genesis 1:289 in a most grievous manner. They desecrated their lower life-form bodies opposing the Will of Jesus!

1 Corinthians 6:19
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

Jesus owns their bodies. The female body is a punishment that must be carried with obedience and fear (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Ever since the first and almost worst sin (genesis 3:6) the female body has been submitted to the unsolvable dilemma. On one hand there is the bulky and fat and aesthetically displeasing obese woman with ample menstruation and good opportunities for begetting (1 Timothy 2:15). On the other hand we have the visually more pleasing thin figure that, however, loses its Salvation opportunities by failing to ovulate. This is all because of Genesis 3:6 and will be only resolved (and only for True Christian™ fecund females) in Heaven (Galatians 3:28). It is quite plausible that our Heavenly Body will be the more pleasing male body.

Please check is your daughter has a rosary.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-06-2017, 05:13 AM

Excellent point, esteemed Brother Doctor Professor White! If the girl has been starving herself, perhaps Sister Mary needs to pray for Jesus to increase her daughter's appetite so that she starts filling out.

Let us know if your daughter starts to plump up, Sister. It will be one more clear example of how faithful Jesus is to answer prayer.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-06-2017, 06:08 AM

Teenage defiance. Or a desire not to be unclean, so that she can continue to meet with her friends rather than be confined for 7 days. Maybe you should lock her up for 7 days regardless - give her some wool and knitting needles to knit a sweater or something. I bet she starts bleeding pretty soon.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-06-2017, 10:32 AM

I have a spinning wheel and some nice dyed wool and would be happy to send it around. Let me know whether your Husband would prefer her to have it all spun together or I can keep them seperate so she can knit up an attractive pattern.

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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-06-2017, 01:45 PM

Well, Jesus has to return in some form. I know Revelation says is other way, but it also can be possible that Jesus threw fake news there just not to alert the enemies.

He says he comes one way, he comes in other way... surprise!!! Take it Satan!!!


It can be possible that an angel has visited your sister, and she is afraid to tell you because God told her to not say a word about it. You know how God is when he gets angry (flooding, anyone?)


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-07-2017, 12:29 AM

Thank you for the advice, my dear brothers and sisters. As you can imagine, Mr. Etheldreda and I have been quite upset by this revelation of disobedience. We've decided to keep her in our eyesight at all times until our prayers have been answered. This makes it a bit uncomfortable, for example to attend to calls of nature, but such is the life of a devoted parent. Furthermore, she'll bear her belly area to us each and every day for inspection so we can attend to any weight gain or loss as it occurs. She's lost all privileges, such as music, her 20 minutes on the computer, or sitting in chairs or sleeping in a bed. Physical correction has been increased and will escalate as necessary. Thank you most of all for your prayers. I feel a bit more empowered because of them.

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Ladies, my teen daughter confided in me that her period is five weeks late. She's always had a cycle like clockwork. I'm curious about what it could be and have prayed about it but have not yet received any definite insight. Some of the things that have come to my attention during prayer time include:
  • stress (she seems stressed lately, snapping at us, short of temper, and feeling so nervous in the morning she throws up some days)
  • friends (I've heard girls sometimes get on the same cycle if they're together)
  • demons holding her womb hostage (I'm careful not to let any Harry Potter or Marvel Comic Universe paraphernalia into the house, but still)
  • teen rebellion (her womb is rebelling against her authority)
Help a loving mamma out? Which one of these do you think is most likely?
Have she lost or gained weight?
How old is she?


Have you checked for pcos?


Is she normally irregular?


If she's a teen it's normal to skip once or twice. I didn't became regular until about 21.


If she looked like she gained or lost weight that could be it too as with body changed it cause your functioning to go at of wack.


Does she have normally heavy painful periods? Does she complain about a sore stomach most days? Excessive acne? With pcos your cycles will be unpredictable.
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Have she lost or gained weight?
She's been gaining a bit around her belly. Also, she throws up most mornings so I wonder if she's hoarding food. She's been eating pickles like they're going out of style. She's in so much trouble, the cow.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-07-2017, 10:41 AM

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She's been gaining a bit around her belly. Also, she throws up most mornings so I wonder if she's hoarding food. She's been eating pickles like they're going out of style. She's in so much trouble, the cow.
Pregnancy test stat.


The only way you'll know is if you do a pregnancy test.
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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-07-2017, 01:47 PM

Maybe God is holding it back to test your faith, Sister.
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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-07-2017, 03:38 PM

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Pregnancy test stat.


The only way you'll know is if you do a pregnancy test.
She wouldn't do that to us.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-07-2017, 04:38 PM

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Pregnancy test stat.


The only way you'll know is if you do a pregnancy test.
The only reason to do a pregnancy test is to make an abortion.


Really, if you don't intend to kill the child, just wait and you will find if you are pregnant or not. God will give you the usual signs.


Pregnancy tests are for impatient baby killers. Those liberal democrats cannot hold their need to massacre unborn humans, so they need the pregnancy tests.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-07-2017, 05:05 PM

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The only reason to do a pregnancy test is to make an abortion.


Really, if you don't intend to kill the child, just wait and you will find if you are pregnant or not. God will give you the usual signs.


Pregnancy tests are for impatient baby killers. Those liberal democrats cannot hold their need to massacre unborn humans, so they need the pregnancy tests.
Yeah but those signs can misinterpreted and misconstrued. Besides it's best to know as early as possible so that way the daughter can get all the essential health stuff done to carry the baby to term.
Otherwise if the status is unknown she can cause risk to the baby early on and cause a miscarriage.


She can always take her daughter to one of those prolife centers masking as women's family planning centers to get tested.


But hurr de Durr god doesn't like science so let's risk both mother and child because liberals love abortion.
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But hurr de Durr god doesn't like science so let's risk both mother and child because liberals love abortion.
The only risk is in letting her dance with Satan.


I refuse.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-08-2017, 12:39 AM

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The only risk is in letting her dance with Satan.


I refuse.


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Okay than...I can't stop you from being an irresponsible parent. I just hope if she is and by the sounds of it the way your describing it on this forum most likely she is. That she at least carries the baby healthily.


As much as we like to cling to faith God has given us the ability to solve our own problems and heal our sickness.


A pregnancy test won't lead to abortion. My family is very prolife. My sister when she was pregnant went to this one center ran by a local church to get tested.


I'm not saying take her to planned Parenthood I'm saying know now before she begins to hide it. Because trust me if you continue to act irrationally she will find ways to hide it. As much as you love to cling to the idea that you can watch her forever you honestly can't .


Heck you don't even have to bring her to a center you can buy a test and do it at home. I'm not saying abortion is okay or should be done but I'm saying find out now so you can plan ahead.


A pregnancy test isn't a dance with Satan it's finding out the answer your desperately seeking it's knowing what is wrong. As much as you rebuke it...it could ultimately be God's will as to whether she is or isn't.


Why not find out the extent of God's will now so that way you know? Or are you too prideful to risk the life an unborn child just for the sake of keeping up godly appearances?


Yet my pleas to reason will fall on deaf ears. Maybe this is god exerting his will for all the times you claimed to speak for him just to remind you whose really in charge.


Heh It'd be kind of ironic maybe if the baby was born autistic for the sins of the parents. I'll consult my tarot I'm pretty accurate in my readings. I confirmed the sex of one my friends children.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-08-2017, 02:28 AM

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Ladies, my teen daughter confided in me that her period is five weeks late. She's always had a cycle like clockwork. I'm curious about what it could be and have prayed about it but have not yet received any definite insight. Some of the things that have come to my attention during prayer time include:
  • stress (she seems stressed lately, snapping at us, short of temper, and feeling so nervous in the morning she throws up some days)
  • friends (I've heard girls sometimes get on the same cycle if they're together)
  • demons holding her womb hostage (I'm careful not to let any Harry Potter or Marvel Comic Universe paraphernalia into the house, but still)
  • teen rebellion (her womb is rebelling against her authority)
Help a loving mamma out? Which one of these do you think is most likely?
Real answer: just because she hasn't. You need to stop thinking that everything is evil (such as the Harry Potter series and the Marvel universe).
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Real answer: just because she hasn't. You need to stop thinking that everything is evil (such as the Harry Potter series and the Marvel universe).
Please, explain me how Harry Potter can be good when it teaches sorcery and Social Justice.
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Please, explain me how Harry Potter can be good when it teaches sorcery and Social Justice.
Because it's a real book and witchcraft isn't real. I mean it's a real practice but the sorcery portrayed in Harry Potter has no basis in reality. Just like twilight it's a fantasy novel.
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