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Default Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh - 08-06-2012, 08:57 PM

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I was just saying that using memes in a forsaken land like this is hilarious to me.
So because you have nothing to say yourself, you find hilarious to post stuff that someone else has made.

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Default Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh - 08-08-2012, 12:17 AM

My pastor preached against Winnie the Pooh last month. Turns out the beloved kid's classic is actually pornographic. Pooh and Piglet are both homers (as I recall they live together) and some stories like "Piglet Takes a Bath" and "The Search For Small" don't even try to hide their perverted nature (hint: "small" is not really a beetle, that's just a metaphor). Really, I don't know how I missed it before -- "Pooh" is a clear allusion to sodomy. I'm so glad my pastor brought this to light and I helped my Pappy dose my old Pooh Bear stuffed animal in gasoline and lit it on fire.
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Default Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh - 08-08-2012, 12:19 AM

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My pastor preached against Winnie the Pooh last month. Turns out the beloved kid's classic is actually pornographic. Pooh and Piglet are both homers (as I recall they live together) and some stories like "Piglet Takes a Bath" and "The Search For Small" don't even try to hide their perverted nature (hint: "small" is not really a beetle, that's just a metaphor). Really, I don't know how I missed it before -- "Pooh" is a clear allusion to sodomy. I'm so glad my pastor brought this to light and I helped my Pappy dose my old Pooh Bear stuffed animal in gasoline and lit it on fire.
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Lightbulb Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh - 08-23-2012, 09:49 PM

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I feel I must point out that this is a spoof on the original tale of the honey-loving brear. That is to say; it is a joke. A sick, unholy joke I grant you, but a joke nevertheless.
Thank you and please consider my thought.
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Default Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh - 08-23-2012, 09:53 PM

Son, are you implying that the good Reverend M. Rodimer has duped us all for his amusement?


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Default Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh - 08-24-2012, 12:31 AM

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Son, are you implying that the good Reverend M. Rodimer has duped us all for his amusement?
I think he's implying that we're too stupid to tell the difference.


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Default Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh - 09-04-2012, 11:34 PM

I suppose he thinks that Poohenge is also a joke of some sort.



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Default Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh - 09-05-2012, 01:30 PM

For some years ago i found out that my son had a Winnie the Pooh doll hidden under his bed, he loved it very much and he cried alot when i took it away from him but i told him that everything you need to love is Jesus, so here is what i did to the doll, like the caring and loving dad that i am:

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