[Titus Templeton]

Wanna know why?

Because when you masturbate, its a MANS hand jacking you off. It doesnt matter that the hand belongs to you, its still a mans hand. Fact is you're getting off at the feeling of a mans callus covered hand touching your dink.
Its gay to masturbate.

[VictoryOS]

This is what I keep telling my good-for-nothing nephew but I use more delicate terms. Maybe he needs to hear it spelled out plainly. Perhaps you can stop by one evening and yell this through the door at him next time he spends more than five minutes in the bathroom, or more than ten in the shower. I'm tired of telling him.

[alooneymormon]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

Wanna know why?

Because when you masturbate, its a MANS hand jacking you off. It doesnt matter that the hand belongs to you, its still a mans hand. Fact is you're getting off at the feeling of a mans callus covered hand touching your dink.
Its gay to masturbate.

I've heard that it could be done with fruits, vegetables, fluffy pillows or handheld showers. No hands.

[Shaniqua Jenkins]

Originally Posted by alooneymormon

I've heard that it could be done with fruits, vegetables, fluffy pillows or handheld showers. No hands.

i had a client used to do it to a couch and made me watch i he ask i told him it still gay

[Pastor Ezekiel]

All True Christians know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL!

[Nobar King]

I have never touched myself in that way.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

I never understood how a man who masturbates can be considered heterosexual. Makes no sense. You mean to tell me that there is one penis in the world you can not only touch but stroke to orgasm and still be straight—and that this is in fact a rite of passage to becoming a normal, masculine man, and the more you think about touching and stroking this penis during your daily life, the more virile, healthy, and manly you are—but doing the exact same thing to any of 3,499,999,999 other, more or less identical penises means you are gay? Sorry, I don't buy that. It flies in the face of all logic. Giving a man a handjob, even if that man is you, is a fundamentally homosexual activity that cannot be performed non-homosexually (unless of course a woman performs it, which is still a gross perversion and a waste of seed). The same goes for female masturbation, but the less said about that, the better.

[JasonArizona]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

Wanna know why?

Because when you masturbate, its a MANS hand jacking you off. It doesnt matter that the hand belongs to you, its still a mans hand. Fact is you're getting off at the feeling of a mans callus covered hand touching your dink.
Its gay to masturbate.

I'd found out that my brother is masturbating in the living room, and he is now having homosexual tendency, I have repented my homosexual desires, but my brother is rebelling, what shall I do?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by JasonArizona

I'd found out that my brother is masturbating in the living room, and he is now having homosexual tendency, I have repented my homosexual desires, but my brother is rebelling, what shall I do?

Call yiur Pastor immediately. The gaywise mentality is such that your brother will no doubt attempt to seduce you.

Get out of the house and do not return unless you are in the company of an adult Christian.

Praying for you both.

YIC

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by JasonArizona

I'd found out that my brother is masturbating in the living room, and he is now having homosexual tendency, I have repented my homosexual desires, but my brother is rebelling, what shall I do?

The efficacy of a thorough beating cannot be overlooked.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

The efficacy of a thorough beating cannot be overlooked.

Temporarily removing the hands' ability to enjoy touch, say through scalding water or near-crushing stone placed on top for many hours helps reinforce one's attention. I remind my children they cannot hold Jesus' hand if they're m***********, and a throbbing hand serves as a constant reminder of who has the right to that hand, and who gets to determine how it is used (Romans 9:21).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by JasonArizona

I'd found out that my brother is masturbating in the living room, and he is now having homosexual tendency, I have repented my homosexual desires, but my brother is rebelling, what shall I do?

Jason you've clearly been traumatized. Would you be so kind as to make an introductory post in the INTRODUCTIONS section of the forum? Tell us about yourself, your family and the Church that your daddy takes you to. Let us welcome you True Christian(m) style.

[1liesalot]

I have been wondering about Micah 2:1, which teaches this:-

Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds! when the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand.


I see no reference to homosexuality, even though the Lord is talking here about the power of your hand to masturbate. Brothers and sisters, this tells me gay masturbation is a myth. Otherwise, wouldn't the Lord send more earthquakes
? As far as I can tell, masturbators abound whereas earthquakes do not. I feel the Lord may have sent me a delusion here to stop me from seeing the connection between self pleasuring antics and whether or not people are sodomites. I have been searching scripture fruitlessly and require guidance.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by 1liesalot

I have been wondering about Micah 2:1, which teaches this:-

Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds! when the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand.


I see no reference to homosexuality, even though the Lord is talking here about the power of your hand to masturbate. Brothers and sisters, this tells me gay masturbation is a myth. Otherwise, wouldn't the Lord send more earthquakes
? As far as I can tell, masturbators abound whereas earthquakes do not. I feel the Lord may have sent me a delusion here to stop me from seeing the connection between self pleasuring antics and whether or not people are sodomites. I have been searching scripture fruitlessly and require guidance.

If you ply your penile member to tumescence and thence culmination you are proving that you chose to be me turned on by a man's hand than your wife's lower Venusian furrow.

What part of that does not mean you are gay?

YIC

[1liesalot]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

If you ply your penile member to tumescence and thence culmination you are proving that you chose to be me turned on by a man's hand than your wife's lower Venusian furrow.

What part of that does not mean you are gay?

YIC

Nonewhatever!! Praise be and glory.

[AtheismTheBest]

Well, you thought and talked about masturbation.

You're gonna burn in hell :^)

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by AtheismTheBest

Well, you thought and talked about masturbation.

You're gonna burn in hell :^)

Scripture, or it did not happen.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by AtheismTheBest

Well, you thought and talked about masturbation. You're gonna burn in hell :^)

I think about sinning all the time. I think about how poor losers like you are masturbating like rabbits all over your sticky keyboard. Inhaling the smell of your sinful seed with every breath.

This is the severe suffering I have to endure to earn my entry to Heaven. By thinking about your sins I am figuring out ways to get you to STOP sinning and get you to go to Heaven instead of burning in Hell for all eternity.

[James Hutchins]

The very last thing I'd ever do is touch a male organ just as I'd never let a man ever touch my organ.
I can only imagine how strange it would be to a male hand grasp it firmly, squeezing it with authority and perhaps pulling on it with the desire to provide an animal like reaction. The very idea that another male with whom I'd have no control over forcibly caused my member to grow fully erect with his turgid stimulation is completely appalling to me. To have him continue to stroke me until ejaculation is something I'll never, ever think about.
The Homersexialistiac Agenda is foreign to me, like Greek boys in a bath. Something I simply cannot fathom.
God has His grip on my soul and in Him, I'll arrive at the Rapture, throbbing in joyous pleasure at His penetration.

[Vessel of Christ]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

Wanna know why?

Because when you masturbate, its a MANS hand jacking you off. It doesnt matter that the hand belongs to you, its still a mans hand. Fact is you're getting off at the feeling of a mans callus covered hand touching your dink.
Its gay to masturbate.

Very insightful post Mr.Templeton. I would also like to point out that masturbating doesn't only make you a homosexual. It also makes you a lust filled, adultering, murderer.


I will back up my claims with Holy scripture.


Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill." Millions of sperm babies are killed every single time you "yank your chain"


Exodus 20:14 "Thou shalt not commit adultery." ANY sexual act aside from sex with your wife for the sole purpose of procreation is adultery!


Most of the time when people defile themselves they lust after another person. Lets see what the Holy Bible has to say about lust shall we!


James 1:15 "Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.


Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath commited adultery with her already in his heart"


After I get married, and have as many children as physically possible (Genesis 1:28) I plan on having my penis removed so as to avoid temptation. Matthew 18:9 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hellfire"