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Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-23-2020, 09:04 PM
I'm sorry to bring unhappy tidings, but recent photos prove that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is suffering from leprosy.
McConnell is a good and decent Christian white man, and I don't know what he might have done to be so cursed by God. Perhaps God is replaying the old Job scenario, testing McConnell's faith to prove a point? Or perhaps the problem is that McConnell is a descendant of Gehazi:
But he went in, and stood before his master. And Elisha said unto him, Whence comest thou, Gehazi? And he said, Thy servant went no whither….. The leprosy therefore of Naaman shall cleave unto thee, and unto thy seed for ever. And he went out from his presence a leper as white as snow. 2 Kings 5:27
Whatever the reason, the Bible is clear on this--McConnell must be removed from the flock to a leper colony immediately.
And the priest shall see the raw flesh, and pronounce him to be unclean: for the raw flesh is unclean: it is a leprosy.... He is a leprous man, he is unclean: the priest shall pronounce him utterly unclean; his plague is in his head. And the leper in whom the plague is, his clothes shall be rent, and his head bare, and he shall put a covering upon his upper lip, and shall cry, Unclean, unclean. All the days wherein the plague shall be in him he shall be defiled; he is unclean: he shall dwell alone; without the camp shall his habitation be. Leviticus 13:15, 44-46
Unlike COVID, which is a made-up hoax illness that China created in its laboratories and, honestly, isn't all that bad when you get it, leprosy is a serious condition that can lead to the disfigurement of an entire nation if strict quarantine is not applied. Do you want Americans to look as ugly as Mexicans do? I didn't think so. So we need to make sure that the Senator is properly ostracized ASAP.
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-23-2020, 09:17 PM
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McConnell is a good and decent Christian white man, and I don't know what he might have done to be so cursed by God.
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Are we absolutely certain that his wife, a Chinawoman, is not responsible for whatever is going on here?
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-23-2020, 10:39 PM
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Are we absolutely certain that his wife, a Chinawoman, is not responsible for whatever is going on here?
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Oh, that is such an excellent point, dear Sister Joanna, and I do thank you for noting this. One wonders if his CHINESE wife passed on the CHINESE flu, sending poor, poor Mitch to hospital, to receive intravenous injections as treatment? I mean, it is possible that this is what has happened. And, also, the marks around his mouth could be from an oxygen mask that was strapped on too tightly, leaving him with unsightly facial bruises. (Oh, I know that some smarty-pants LIE-berals are saying Nervous Nancy Pelousy gave him a beating over the stimulus bill, but we know that that is completely false.)
What we do know, though, is this: if our blessed and , , can lead our beloved President Trump through his harrowing illness and put him on the road to wondrous recovery, then He can do the very same with dear Mitch!
Psalm 23:4 "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me."
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-24-2020, 12:02 AM
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Are we absolutely certain that his wife, a Chinawoman, is not responsible for whatever is going on here?
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I do so hope being married to the Chinese has nothing to do with bringing this terrible infliction onto Mitch.
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-24-2020, 12:42 AM
Another explanation has come up that is equally disturbing. It is that McConnell was severely beaten by his Chinese wife. Pictures show his lip is swollen as well as his arm and hands.
It all has the appearance of McConnell raising his hands to defend against a numchuck attack. The numchuck is a popular weapon used by violent oriental people.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-24-2020, 05:29 AM
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Another explanation has come up that is equally disturbing. It is that McConnell was severely beaten by his Chinese wife. Pictures show his lip is swollen as well as his arm and hands.
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She doesn't seem like the violent type, but you never can tell what those people are thinking. If the bruises clear up during the Senator's vacation in the leper colony, then we'll know it was his oriental wife for sure. Until then, we can't take any chances. LOCK HIM UP!
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-24-2020, 06:51 AM
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... numchuck attack. The numchuck is a popular weapon used by violent oriental people.
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Mr. Mayor, I cannot think of a more probable scenario. McConnel has been tortured to give away our trade secrets to the Chinese! Is that correct?
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-25-2020, 12:23 AM
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Mr. Mayor, I cannot think of a more probable scenario. McConnel has been tortured to give away our trade secrets to the Chinese! Is that correct?
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That is one theory going around. He knows trade secrets China wants, he knows where the missiles are aimed at China and our attack aircraft. His wife is trying to get him to tell her. I'm sure he will never bend.
Another one I've heard is that she is secretly supporting Biden. The beatings are punishment for bringing up the Hunter Biden scandal.
Both of these are bizarre and dangerous for Mitch. He is in a tough business and knows it.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-25-2020, 01:15 PM
Didn't he own a previous wife? What happened to her?
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-25-2020, 02:50 PM
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Didn't he own a previous wife? What happened to her?
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His first wife, Sherrill Redmon, became a women's libber and college professor. Even though they had three children she did not stay at home and take care of Mitch.
The Chinese wife he now has is very wealthy, her father is in the shipping business. He tolerates her beating him because her father gave him $10 million.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-25-2020, 04:32 PM
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The Chinese wife he now has is very wealthy, her father is in the shipping business. He tolerates her beating him because her father gave him $10 million.
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There's no shame in being gifted a lot of money by relatives. There's actually a skill to having massive advantages in life - like a form of grace. You have to maintain high standards so that others may have meaning in their life. Really shine those faucets, really unblock that pipe, be the best you can be. I often find myself delivering impromptu lectures on attitude and personal responsibility to the un-graced, a thankless task I might add. (You're welcome poor people.)
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-25-2020, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
There's no shame in being gifted a lot of money by relatives. There's actually a skill to having massive advantages in life - like a form of grace. You have to maintain high standards so that others may have meaning in their life. Really shine those faucets, really unblock that pipe, be the best you can be. I often find myself delivering impromptu lectures on attitude and personal responsibility to the un-graced, a thankless task I might add. (You're welcome poor people.)
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And, I think you would agree, Dr. Toole, that Mitch carries his wealth with grace. How easy it would be for him to relax in one of their three or four homes and do nothing. But, Mitch goes to work everyday seeing to it the public does not get lazy and that each citizen carries his/her own weight. Right now he is blocking Crazy Nancy from passing a huge Covid 19 relief bill. Instead of people receiving money for rent they must find work or live on the street. Thanks to Mitch, we all learn from this.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Mitch McConnell Is A Leper -
10-25-2020, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
And, I think you would agree, Dr. Toole, that Mitch carries his wealth with grace. How easy it would be for him to relax in one of their three or four homes and do nothing. But, Mitch goes to work everyday seeing to it the public does not get lazy and that each citizen carries his/her own weight. Right now he is blocking Crazy Nancy from passing a huge Covid 19 relief bill. Instead of people receiving money for rent they must find work or live on the street. Thanks to Mitch, we all learn from this.
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I would agree with that assessment 100%, Mr. Mayor. Like the President and many of his advisors, if Mitch were to start from scratch with no rich and powerful contacts, he would end up in more or less the same place. The cream rises to the top. Look at his military career for instance - in 1967 in his last semester at law school McConnell was an intern for Senator John Sherman Cooper (R-KY). After his college deferment expired he joined the reserves to protect Kentucky from the Viet Cong and put in a solid 5 weeks before being honorably discharged for eye spurs. Despite this setback he rose to become a Senator and give others the dream of active military service that he did not have.
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