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Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
05-26-2021, 03:19 PM
The intellectual power of we True Christians continues to amaze me. While the Neanderthals keep saying the more who are vaccinated the better off we all are, this is not the truth.
To understand this we have to recognize there are only so many viruses in existence. This means people who get vaccinated dump them. Where do they go? They go to unvaccinated people.
This would be a threat to those of us at Landover Baptist were it not for our prayers and the protection Jesus provides exclusively for our members. But for you who are unvaccinated and not in LBC, you need to run for cover. The vaccinated are trying to kill you.
Anti-vaccine movements shift their target to the vaccinated | Salon.com
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
05-26-2021, 07:04 PM
There is no scriptural support for the existence of viruses, or, for that matter, of bacteria, ameobas, protozoa, or any other type of theoretical "microbes." The Bible teaches us that God is responsible for illness. Thus, while COVID-19 may in fact possibly exist, it is not caused by any "coronavirus" but by the wrath of God. The only vaccine is His Grace, not some unknown chemical substance in a syringe offered up by high school graduate Bill Gates or some other atheist.
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
05-26-2021, 09:40 PM
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The vaccinated are trying to kill you.
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When Jesus hung on the Cross He knew we would face this exact persecution, as He can see through time like Superman can see through objects (except nothing can stop Jesus like lead can stop Superman, and there's no supernatural version of kriptonite, and He's actually real, but I digress). We have no choice but to wear masks and keep a distance of at least six feet from people simply to preserve our own health. What a dark world we live in.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
05-27-2021, 12:57 AM
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When Jesus hung on the Cross He knew we would face this exact persecution, as He can see through time like Superman can see through objects (except nothing can stop Jesus like lead can stop Superman, and there's no supernatural version of kriptonite, and He's actually real, but I digress). We have no choice but to wear masks and keep a distance of at least six feet from people simply to preserve our own health. What a dark world we live in.
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We Christians are being persecuted so that only Jesus and President Trump can understand the pain we're in.
Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
05-27-2021, 05:37 AM
Salon - LIEberal
Naomi Wolf - LIEberal
Children's Health Defense - Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. - LIEberal
I just love it when the LIEberals start accusing each other of "misinformation". I was going to ask Jesus to beam me up, but I just made a big bowl of popcorn.
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
05-30-2021, 07:38 PM
Mr. Bryan,
Yeah that's Dr. Falsie to a T. However, the imitation, I have to admit, is rather amusing.
Blessings,
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
07-14-2021, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
The intellectual power of we True Christians continues to amaze me. While the Neanderthals keep saying the more who are vaccinated the better off we all are, this is not the truth.
To understand this we have to recognize there are only so many viruses in existence. This means people who get vaccinated dump them. Where do they go? They go to unvaccinated people.
This would be a threat to those of us at Landover Baptist were it not for our prayers and the protection Jesus provides exclusively for our members. But for you who are unvaccinated and not in LBC, you need to run for cover. The vaccinated are trying to kill you.
Anti-vaccine movements shift their target to the vaccinated | Salon.com
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Please trust science for once and not some imaginative being in the sky
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
07-15-2021, 12:51 AM
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Please trust science for once and not some imaginative being in the sky
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I rather like imaginative beings. They come up with fun stories and clever recipes. Are you trying to suggest that The Lord as described in the Holy Bible is an imaginary being?
Once more, your attempt to elevate yourself above us and claim superiority in intelligence and reasoning is betrayed by your inability to compose a sentence with accurate words and punctuation.
However have you managed to convince yourself that you are so smart? Have not one of your teachers pointed out the flaws in your writing?
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
07-15-2021, 12:54 AM
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Please trust science for once and not some imaginative being in the sky
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Please accept that some people have had different upbringings than yours, that leads them to accepting different "truths" especially when they're convinced it involves their eternal fate (torture or bliss, with nothing in between), and that some nameless gamer kid telling them to change their minds based on nothing but an off hand dismissal of their entire existence just isn't gonna work.
Protip: if you want people to respect you, respect them first.
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
07-19-2021, 09:08 PM
The constant chit-chat about those so-called vaccines is getting worse -- simply because the fake news people, such as the Clinton News Network, are trying to scare gullible people into getting the needles. Now, we know, and Fox News knows, too, that this is all just nonsense. Nobody in his or her right mind would trust those vaccines. Goodness only knows what mind-controlling substance they are putting in the serum. Why, it would not surprise me -- not for two seconds -- that that potion was cooked up by the devil, himself, straight from the pit of .
The latest about this is that the LIE-beral news groups are stating that Fox is now requesting a vaccine passport, but they're doing it in a sneaky way -- all while their top news reporters and personalities are dismissing the need. This just goes to show how under-handed those fake news people are, to suggest that there is a double standard at the most-favored and most-dependable news site in . These lies, like the vaccine potion, are being produced by Satan and his demons. It is complete and utter nonsense to say that Fox is demanding a vaccine passport, while the best journalists in the world represent their network each night, telling the truth about what the horrors of the vaccines.
I'll include a bit of the gossip that's being said, and a link. As usual, we can be thankful that we do not need any vaccine. We have -- the Great Physician!
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Tucker Carlson has called the idea of vaccine passports the medical equivalent of "Jim Crow" laws. And other Fox News personalities have spent months both trafficking in anti-vaccine rhetoric and assailing the concept of showing proof of vaccination status.But Fox Corporation, the right-wing talk channel's parent company, has quietly implemented the concept of a vaccine passport as workers slowly return back to the company's offices.
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https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/19/media...ort/index.html
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
07-19-2021, 10:24 PM
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The latest about this is that the LIE-beral news groups are stating that Fox is now requesting a vaccine passport, but they're doing it in a sneaky way -- all while their top news reporters and personalities are dismissing the need.
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And as usual, we should do what they say, not what they do.
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
07-20-2021, 06:57 AM
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Please trust science for once and not some imaginative being in the sky
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Hi. There were a couple of questions I had, actually I've already posted them - any sign of a response coming up?
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
07-20-2021, 08:13 PM
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Please trust science for once and not some imaginative being in the sky
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Can we spot a troll? Maybe some Soros funded "activist" looking for some low hanging fruit to make "Christians" look stupid by referring to their "invisible sky daddy"?
How about those science "enlightened" Democrats that claim that men can get "pregnant"? How about your new "science pope" - "Ex Cathreda" Fauci. Just ask him a question he doesn't like and he takes away those "wafers" (government funded "science") - and you get banned from Twitter and Facebook.
Before you come around here trolling, clean up your own mess first.
BTW, did you get vaxxed yet? That vaccine is the "Trump Vaccine" - developed out his his "Operation Warp Speed". If you want to virtue signal you should be wearing a tag that says "I Got the Trump Vaccine".
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Those Getting Vaccinated Give us the Virus -
07-24-2021, 04:46 PM
Today I read about the growing numbers dying from the variant of the former corona virus. It is another example of vaccinated people giving we who refuse to yield to Big Government problems.
What happens is this. The virus is looking for someone to infect. It bumps into vaccinated people and decides it must change. Then it flies off and finds an unvaccinated people.
Anyone who studies numbers can see this is all the fault of vaccine zealots. Get rid of the vaccine zealots and we are all safer.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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