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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
11-10-2015, 09:11 PM
G is for 'Goya', joo-beans, created during the brisk.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
11-10-2015, 09:39 PM
H is for horolev Hungry and homeless, hopeful and helpless, heinous and Hellish.
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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11-10-2015, 09:53 PM
"I" is for Idiomatic expressions.
We have the KJV Bible, we do not need clouded opinions.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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05-27-2016, 11:49 PM
J is for "J Crew." This line of proto-hipster clothing features such abominable menswear as salmon colored shorts, and inspired the man-bun.
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05-28-2016, 12:37 AM
K-Y jelly. There is no need for such a filthy product, unless one has homo-rectal intercoursing in mind. God will lubricate a woman when it is time for offspring.
Leviticus 20:13.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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07-06-2016, 05:10 PM
L is for Loudmouth kids
Glory!
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07-07-2016, 01:50 PM
M = Masturbation
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07-08-2016, 06:43 AM
N = Nudity 1 Timothy 2:9
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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07-08-2016, 11:48 AM
Open-mindedness.
Romans 16:17-18 KJV 17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them. 18 For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.
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07-08-2016, 08:48 PM
P = Progress
Progress is another word for "Liberalism," or more rightfully defined, "Rebellion."
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
07-10-2016, 01:15 AM
Q is for Questions. You Landover Baptists hate to be questioned, and you claim to follow the true word of Jesus and God. Therefore God also hates to be Questioned.
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07-10-2016, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by redstoneblock
Q is for Questions. You Landover Baptists hate to be questioned, and you claim to follow the true word of Jesus and God. Therefore God also hates to be Questioned.
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Well, duh. You've heard of something called the Book of Job, yes?
Roman Catholicism, Satan's most successful counterfeit Christianity.
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07-10-2016, 11:08 PM
Sodomy
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07-11-2016, 07:00 PM
T is for Terrorist, like the one in office that Trump will take back from soon.
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07-12-2016, 01:23 PM
Undecided.
"Either we have a country or we don't." ~Donald J. Trump
Acts 17:26 .... And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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07-16-2016, 01:24 AM
Vaccination. If it's so wonderful, why didn't God teach us about it in the Holy King James Bible instead of telling us to trust in healing through prayer (James 5:14-16)?
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07-16-2016, 01:37 AM
Washing your hands before eating.
Matthew 15:16-20 " 16And Jesus said, Are ye also yet without understanding? 17Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught? 18But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man. 19For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies: 20These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man."
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07-16-2016, 12:24 PM
Xenopus - African clawed frog. Sounds disgusting - do not eat.
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
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07-16-2016, 01:02 PM
PS to X - here are some good frogs, friends of God and Mr. Trump:
https://intellectualfroglegs.com/guilty-as-hill/
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
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07-24-2016, 08:46 PM
Y: Yelling (for women): "But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price." 1 Peter 3:4
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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