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The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-28-2021, 05:29 PM
If you are caught doing this, or even consider doing this, remember that it will hurt Landover Baptist Church. Your hard earned titles are meant for JESUS and Pastor Ezekiel’s jet fund. The dowry that is used to invest via hedge fund will end up hurting the short sales and could cause Landover Baptist Church to lose money.
Read about this on the news today and wanted to send a DIRECT WARNING to not harm the hedge fund investor’s short sales. Some of that is meant for LBC to turn and invest your tithes for Jesus’ name.
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Re: The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-28-2021, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford
If you are caught doing this, or even consider doing this, remember that it will hurt Landover Baptist Church. Your hard earned titles are meant for JESUS and Pastor Ezekiel’s jet fund. The dowry that is used to invest via hedge fund will end up hurting the short sales and could cause Landover Baptist Church to lose money.
Read about this on the news today and wanted to send a DIRECT WARNING to not harm the hedge fund investor’s short sales. Some of that is meant for LBC to turn and invest your tithes for Jesus’ name.
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Thanks for the investment advice Brother Rutherford!
Do you mean to say that LBC has invested all the Pastor's jet money in Melvin Capital? I do hope they managed to get out of the short position like they reported they did on TV or else the Pastor might be looking on the secondary market rather than getting his custom gold A380 that he mentioned to us a few times.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Re: The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-28-2021, 06:30 PM
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Thanks for the investment advice Brother Rutherford!
Do you mean to say that LBC has invested all the Pastor's jet money in Melvin Capital? I do hope they managed to get out of the short position like they reported they did on TV or else the Pastor might be looking on the secondary market rather than getting his custom gold A380 that he mentioned to us a few times.
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<sigh> Better call in the Jet committee for another meeting.
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Re: The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-28-2021, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Do you mean to say that LBC has invested all the Pastor's jet money in Melvin Capital?
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ALL of it? If so, whoever was responsible for doing so needs to cover any losses. Really, it has come to something when grown men calling themselves professionals can be bested by a 17-year-old, two 14-year-olds and a 10-year-old, as mentioned here.
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
... some of my children (boys over 10 only, so currently just four of them) have a small stock trading account, intended to teach them the value of wise investment....
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I have since learned that it was my eldest twins James and John (14) who came up with the scheme. Mark (10) checked the math and decided when to sell. Luke (17) merely placed the orders.
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Re: The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-29-2021, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
ALL of it? If so, whoever was responsible for doing so needs to cover any losses. Really, it has come to something when grown men calling themselves professionals can be bested by a 17-year-old, two 14-year-olds and a 10-year-old, as mentioned here.
I have since learned that it was my eldest twins James and John (14) who came up with the scheme. Mark (10) checked the math and decided when to sell. Luke (17) merely placed the orders.
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Diverse portfolios are important for balancing risk and reward when investing in the stock market. I hate to say it (I really do), but the nigras back in my home town were onto something when they diversified what types of demonic drugs they most likely had to sell on the streets. Those good for nothing’s. Oh but I’m getting off track. Pastor Ezekiel may have to be content with buying a used Challenger 650 like the one on the link below.
https://businessaircraft.bombardier....r-650-s/n-6154
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Re: The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-29-2021, 01:06 AM
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Not a chance, Brother Rutherford. We pitched smaller aircraft to him in the past but no dice. He demands an Airbus A380, the largest passenger aircraft in the world.
Ultimately, his choice is sound. Pastor Creflo Dollar has been bragging for years he has a bigger aircraft than Pastor Zeke. And, he has been trading up regularly. We don't think Pastor Dollar can ever match the A380.
Then there is the matter of Pastor's currency business when he goes overseas. He needs a big cargo bay to carry dollars over seas and sell at big markups.
I won't go into the movie theatre, cigar room and other amenities Pastor is planning to include. We just know it has to be A380.
Here is Pastor's nemesis, Preacher Creflo Dollar:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-29-2021, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Not a chance, Brother Rutherford. We pitched smaller aircraft to him in the past but no dice. He demands an Airbus A380, the largest passenger aircraft in the world.
Ultimately, his choice is sound. Pastor Creflo Dollar has been bragging for years he has a bigger aircraft than Pastor Zeke. And, he has been trading up regularly. We don't think Pastor Dollar can ever match the A380.
Then there is the matter of Pastor's currency business when he goes overseas. He needs a big cargo bay to carry dollars over seas and sell at big markups.
I won't go into the movie theatre, cigar room and other amenities Pastor is planning to include. We just know it has to be A380.
Here is Pastor's nemesis, Preacher Creflo Dollar:
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It just had to be a nigra.....okay I’m on board. Nothing but the best for Pastor Ezekiel.
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Re: The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-29-2021, 01:28 AM
Damn you Pfizer and Moderna! WHY did I invest all my Donald J. Trump stimulus checks in Merck stocks?
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Re: The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-30-2021, 02:43 AM
I do not think the glorified casino that is the stock market should exist. It is unacceptable that things like this can happen! Money should not be an abstraction.
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Re: The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-30-2021, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Shabiha
... It is unacceptable that things like this can happen!...
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What, that undereducated "investors" refuse to read the Terms & Conditions? And then they bitch about not getting a free service?
Unsurprising is the term I'd use.
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...Money should not be an abstraction.
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Money is an abstraction for purchasing power.
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Re: The influx of buying GameStop, Nokia, and other stock will hurt LBC. -
01-31-2021, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Shabiha
I do not think the glorified casino that is the stock market should exist. It is unacceptable that things like this can happen! Money should not be an abstraction.
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
What, that undereducated "investors" refuse to read the Terms & Conditions? And then they bitch about not getting a free service? Unsurprising is the term I'd use. :lol: Money is an abstraction for purchasing power.
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All this talk about fiat currencies is making my head spin. At the end of the day either one has the ability to control resources or one does not. For those unable to do so, all they can do is buy things. A physical asset would be better in that case, a block of concrete say, than an intangible asset. It can be difficult to understand when possession of ideas or theoretical market values has been transferred – for example by someone else having the same idea or manufacturing a similar (better) item at a lower price in their own factory.
The amount of effort applied to one's project never determines its worth.
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