In the day and age of election scrutiny, I took it upon myself to find more secure election machines for Freehold. This beauty seems to consist of several levers (500 to be exact) that have to be moved in a precise order according to the owner’s manual to vote Democrat. Of course, there’s only a single red button at the bottom to press if you wish to vote straight Republican as well. The best thing about this machine is that it isn’t made by Dominion, that evil company that tried to defraud out True President ™️ Donald J Trump.
I propose that Freehold invest in these machines so that Republicans in our area have a fair process in the upcoming elections. As a hard workin ex-Nigra, I would take it upon myself to assemble the voting machines for free as it would help True Republicans ™️ push God’s agenda further into Washington DC. God bless.