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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 08-20-2009, 09:14 PM

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 08-20-2009, 09:26 PM

Mars may be his surname. But ask yourself, where did this surname come from? Mars, the pagan god of war. Obviously Forrest Mars is a descendent of Roman paganists and through his name, by proxy, this false god has his name imprinted on every single candy, akin to "In God We Trust" stamped on every piece of currency.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 08-20-2009, 09:40 PM

Let us examine the basic FACTS about Mars Inc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars,_Incorporated

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Forrest Mars, Sr., founder of the Mars Company, got the idea for the confection in the 1930s during the Spanish Civil War when he saw soldiers eating chocolate pellets with a hard shell surrounding the inside, preventing them from melting. Mars received a patent for his own process on March 3, 1941. Production began in 1941 in a factory located at 285 Badger Avenue in Clinton Hill, Newark, New Jersey. One M was for Forrest E. Mars Sr., and the other M was for Bruce Murrie, son of long-term Hershey president William F.R. Murrie.[3] Murrie had 20 percent interest in the product. The arrangement allowed the candies to be made with Hershey chocolate which had control of the rationed chocolate.[4] When operations were started, the hard-coated chocolates were made in six different colors: brown, yellow, orange, red, green and violet. They were served in a cardboard tube (similar to Smarties).[5][6]

The practicality of the candies during World War II caused an increase in production and its factory moved to bigger quarters at 200 North 12th Street in Newark, New Jersey where they remained until 1958 when it moved to a bigger factory at Hackettstown, New Jersey. During the War the candies were exclusively sold to the military.[5
Forrest Mars was inspired by the Spanish Civil War. That means Mars is a communist or in other words a pagan.

His big break is WWII under the FDR administration. A bunch of closet communists or in other words, more pagan.

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i do believe all of you who agree with this post need to pray for forgiveness...for in the bible does it not say you shall not judge but be judged... yes i am a homosexual but, i am also a christian... i believe this type of ignorance is the cause of most young confused gay people end up taking their own lives... i will have prayer for all of you... and by the way i know many heterosexual people that eat skittles and other rainbow colored candies... i do have one question... have you ever tried skittles? if you have then you must be gay or have aids...... IGNORANCE!!!!! there is no "gay chemical" that is put in skittles or any other candies... homosexuality not a curse or anything ungodly... god made all people in his own image... now you can tell me i am going to hell for being gay or for what ever you want but i believe i will stand trial with god when my time comes, and i believe that he is a mercifull god and i will join him in heaven for i have taken jesus christ a my savior and have given my eternal soul to him... and i pray that he may make a plea on your part to save your soul from eternal damnation... i leave you in pease... GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 08-20-2009, 10:10 PM

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i do believe all of you who agree with this post need to pray for forgiveness...for in the bible does it not say you shall not judge but be judged... yes i am a homosexual but, i am also a christian... i believe this type of ignorance is the cause of most young confused gay people end up taking their own lives... i will have prayer for all of you... and by the way i know many heterosexual people that eat skittles and other rainbow colored candies... i do have one question... have you ever tried skittles? if you have then you must be gay or have aids...... IGNORANCE!!!!! there is no "gay chemical" that is put in skittles or any other candies... homosexuality not a curse or anything ungodly... god made all people in his own image... now you can tell me i am going to hell for being gay or for what ever you want but i believe i will stand trial with god when my time comes, and i believe that he is a mercifull god and i will join him in heaven for i have taken jesus christ a my savior and have given my eternal soul to him... and i pray that he may make a plea on your part to save your soul from eternal damnation... i leave you in pease... GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
Skittles does not make you gay. It's candy for homosexuals to lure people.

Ever see one of those old broken down vans and that old man sitting in there using Skittles to lure little kids?
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Stuff like this REALLY makes me wonder whether you've truly evolved into what GOD wanted...
Why would God want us to evolve into anything? God hates evolution!
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This should settle the matter once and for all. In addition to homerism, these "candies" promote femanazism, witchcraft, the occult, violence and perverse fantasy.
And sarcasm and smart-mouthery. Nowhere in the Bible does God indicate that He has any tolerance for wise-assism or back-talk.
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i do believe all of you who agree with this post need to pray for forgiveness...for in the bible does it not say you shall not judge but be judged... yes i am a homosexual but, i am also a christian... i believe this type of ignorance is the cause of most young confused gay people end up taking their own lives... i will have prayer for all of you... and by the way i know many heterosexual people that eat skittles and other rainbow colored candies... i do have one question... have you ever tried skittles? if you have then you must be gay or have aids...... IGNORANCE!!!!! there is no "gay chemical" that is put in skittles or any other candies... homosexuality not a curse or anything ungodly... god made all people in his own image... now you can tell me i am going to hell for being gay or for what ever you want but i believe i will stand trial with god when my time comes, and i believe that he is a mercifull god and i will join him in heaven for i have taken jesus christ a my savior and have given my eternal soul to him... and i pray that he may make a plea on your part to save your soul from eternal damnation... i leave you in pease... GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
You sound very confused, friend. Are you a nazi or something? I shall pray for God to cure you, but I expect you're probably a lost cause.


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i do believe all of you who agree with this post need to pray for forgiveness...for in the bible does it not say you shall not judge but be judged...
Matthew 7:1-5 addresses hypocritical judgement. It is not a command not to judge, like you think. If I am not a homosexual, I have every right to judge homosexuals. That is what Jesus was saying.

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You are, are you? Funny how you seem to ignore the Bible then.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

How can you call yourself a Christian if you willingly disobey what Jesus commands us to do?

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now you can tell me i am going to hell for being gay or for what ever you want but i believe i will stand trial with god when my time comes, and i believe that he is a mercifull god and i will join him in heaven for i have taken jesus christ a my savior and have given my eternal soul to him... and i pray that he may make a plea on your part to save your soul from eternal damnation... i leave you in pease... GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
It's not what you think will happen to you, it's what the Bible says that counts! If you were such a Christian, you would be aware that being a homosexual will bar you from entering Heaven!

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,




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HAHAHAHA.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 08-23-2009, 08:53 PM

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You really ARE that stupid aren't you?

MARS happens to be the last name of the gentleman who was half of the founding members of the company. Who are you now going to blame for him being given that name?

You really are a dummy, aren't you?

And you are an ignorant ass, do you often go into other people's places and insult them?. Because thats exactly what you are doing here.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 08-23-2009, 09:24 PM

Ohhhohoho, I see the Fallout thread is down again. Busy editing more posts to your liking eh? Nice try with the PM Rev, once again you fail to grasp a simple sentence.

'Helping children' - The game is not for children, you're trying to help the wrong audience, not that one NEEDS help. Death by crusades VS death by Fallout 3? there's no match. Unlucky.

And yes I called you extremist, if anything I'd say it's an understatement.

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Ohhhohoho, I see the Fallout thread is down again. Busy editing more posts to your liking eh? Nice try with the PM Rev, once again you fail to grasp a simple sentence.

'Helping children' - The game is not for children, you're trying to help the wrong audience, not that one NEEDS help. Death by crusades VS death by Fallout 3? there's no match. Unlucky.

And yes I called you extremist, if anything I'd say it's an understatement.

Go on. Call me a blonde bimbo again! *anticipates*

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It's CANDY for Pete's sake! What about M&Ms? They're rainbow colored too. Should we ban those? What about those big lollypops sold at candy stores? They're rainbow colored as well. How about rainbow's in general? Hasn't GOD had his hand in creating ALL of these?
Well I would just like to say that rainbow colored lollipops are also perverted because they represent a gay man's tallywacker. They are mounted on a long stick and have rainbow colors. It makes me puke!

As far as rainbows in general, it has already been established the satan drove the queers to adopt it as their symbol to mock GOD's promise to us never to destroy the Earth again. (with water, anyway.)



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 08-24-2009, 12:06 AM

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I hear satan throws great parties. So do I, for a price.
There's a word for girls who charge money for committing whoredoms.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 09-01-2009, 10:35 PM

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Don't you see how the homosexuals operate? The bright colors are intended to appeal to children and the sweet taste is to lure them into a false sense of security. Next thing you know they're asking their parents just what's so bad about two men getting married, and then they're in the gay bars looking for somebody to go home with!

Satan doesn't just pounce on you all at once, he leads you into his sinful traps little by little, and when you realize it, it's too late! Only JESUS can help you then, which He will be more than happy to do if you confess to being a weakling and evil pile of sinful garbage.

It worked for me! AMEN!


really bright colors mean gay? what about fruits? apples and oranges are brightly colored and sweet. God made colors and he didn't make them Gay so colors do not determine anything about anything. I will not stop eating skittles because i know homosexuals are not "out to get me" and if they are God will protect me. Skittles will not make me or anyone else gay. You cannot be made gay, gay is not a choice. I also don't think God hates, He is a perfect being and hate is very human. I think it's blasphemous to say God hates. God loves everyone equaly. I don't care if you condem me to hell for this post because you are not God and you don't make that decision only God can say who will or will not go to heaven.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 09-01-2009, 10:47 PM

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I find it utterly offensive that people like this little horn fellow come BARGING into our GODly forums and accuse us True Christian manly men of being perverted disgusting sodomites!

Many of us who you accuse of being gay are married to women! What do you think of that?

lol my gay uncle was married with 3 children before he came out
fyi he hates skittles
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really bright colors mean gay? what about fruits? apples and oranges are brightly colored and sweet. God made colors and he didn't make them Gay so colors do not determine anything about anything. I will not stop eating skittles because i know homosexuals are not "out to get me" and if they are God will protect me. Skittles will not make me or anyone else gay. You cannot be made gay, gay is not a choice. I also don't think God hates, He is a perfect being and hate is very human. I think it's blasphemous to say God hates. God loves everyone equaly. I don't care if you condem me to hell for this post because you are not God and you don't make that decision only God can say who will or will not go to heaven.
I could spend all day rebutting each and every one of your "hippie Jesus" blasphemies, but we don't usually bother with first time posters.

Instead I'll invite you to our Introduction forum HERE, where you should have started first. That will give us a chance to get to know you better, and how to best minister to you. The Holy Spirit brought you here for a reason, and I hope it is to direct you to the light


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 09-02-2009, 12:00 AM

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I could spend all day rebutting each and every one of your "hippie Jesus" blasphemies, but we don't usually bother with first time posters.

Instead I'll invite you to our Introduction forum HERE, where you should have started first. That will give us a chance to get to know you better, and how to best minister to you. The Holy Spirit brought you here for a reason, and I hope it is to direct you to the light

I may be a first time poster, but im not new to Christianity. I was born and raised Christian not only that my father is a paster. Feel free to respond to anything you see as incorrect im sure i can show you how wrong you are.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 09-02-2009, 12:12 AM

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I may be a first time poster, but im not new to Christianity. I was born and raised Christian not only that my father is a paster. Feel free to respond to anything you see as incorrect im sure i can show you how wrong you are.
For starters, can you show me the correct way to spell "pastor"?
Second, can you show me that you have any sense of forum decorum at all, like not trying to hijack a Skittles thread for your personal learning of basic Christian doctrine?


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 09-02-2009, 03:11 AM

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I also don't think God hates, He is a perfect being and hate is very human. I think it's blasphemous to say God hates.
So is it blasphemy if it's in the King James Bible?

The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
Psalm 5:5-6

The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence His soul hateth.
Psalm 11:5


What we have here is multiple verses which explicity say that God hates some people. Clearly you have not studied much of the Bible, otherwise you wouldn't be saying "God doesn't hate anyone." Now, that's blasphemous!

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Do you even realize what you are saying? You contradict yourself in this little snippet alone. First you say that God loves everyone equally. Then you acknowledge not everyone goes to Heaven. So if God loved everyone equally, wouldn't everyone go to Heaven? How do you justify God loving everyone equally when a True Christian™ like myself and my brothers and sisters on here enjoy eternal paradise in Heaven with the Lord, while a sinner like Richard Simmons or Osama bin Laden is tossed into Hell to suffer an eternity of excruciating torture? Where is the "equality of love"?



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