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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-01-2010, 08:08 PM

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Kids like rainbows, THEY ARE NOT F***ING SINS AGAINST GOD!!!!!!!!!
This is technically true, the rainbow is a sign of GOD's promise never to entirely flood the earth again. (He never said He wouldn't drown a heathen nation here and there once in a while, though.)

Satan inspired the homosexuals to adopt the rainbow as their calling card to make a mockery of GOD's word in the 1970s, the so-called "sexual revolution" which was really just an excuse for homos and women to run around naked.

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Just because SOME homosexual people find the colors appealing and decided to buy more doesn't mean Jack Didley SQUAT.
SOME? How many ordinary homosexual people have you ever seen? They ALL like flashy colors and revealing outfits.


Above: Even random homosexuals off the street are celebrated and photographed because it's so popular to be gay.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-01-2010, 08:10 PM

Oh, I love Joe Jonas. Oh, and he's not gay. That would be his closeted brother Kevin.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-01-2010, 08:13 PM

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Oh, I love Joe Jonas. Oh, and he's not gay. That would be his closeted brother Kevin.
See? This Joe Jonas person you speak of has attained celebrity simply because he and his brother are gay lovers!

Do you understand now how poisonous liberalism is to a society?



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-01-2010, 08:15 PM

It's hard for them to tell that Catholic Chick. They don't really like to read things. They just like to spew what comes to mind to hate. Rainbows however are no longer really used for gays or bi's anymore. That's if you kept up to date. Though it is just a rumor I heard.
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They don't really like to read things.
That is blatantly untrue, I read the Bible every single day!



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See? This Joe Jonas person you speak of has attained celebrity simply because he and his brother are gay lovers!

Do you understand now how poisonous liberalism is to a society?
Okay, first of all, Bobby-babe. Kevin is married to a women( they got married last year in December) You honey have a sick mind.

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It's hard for them to tell that Catholic Chick. They don't really like to read things. They just like to spew what comes to mind to hate. Rainbows however are no longer really used for gays or bi's anymore. That's if you kept up to date. Though it is just a rumor I heard.

It really is, but I'm not gonna be so hard on them. I get what you're saying, hon, they see what they only want to see. They think this is God's fave church, but in REALITY they don't know what fave church is Gods. Unless he sent them some type of letter that says God approves of this church then I'll believe it.
I don't keep up with the whole gay fad and I try not to sound homophobic. People make a big deal out of it if you are.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-01-2010, 08:22 PM

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That is blatantly untrue, I read the Bible every single day!
Reading the bible is different from reading something someone says and comprehending what they are saying, or perhaps twisting their words to fit their own agenda such as you did before.

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See? This Joe Jonas person you speak of has attained celebrity simply because he and his brother are gay lovers!

Do you understand now how poisonous liberalism is to a society?
Here you twisted Miss Catholics words to say that Joe Jonas was gay with his brother, when she sated that his brother Kevin, in fact was the gay one, and Joe was not gay in anyway. Christians such as your self seem to be very good at twisting words to fit your own agendas, when you say you do not to that sort of thing. Yet I have seen it done many a time here.
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Okay, first of all, Bobby-babe. Kevin is married to a women( they got married last year in December) You honey have a sick mind.
A "woman." He probably married one of those transvestites you hear about.

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Unless he sent them some type of letter that says God approves of this church then I'll believe it.


You know, it's interesting you should say that. GOD actually did send us a letter! It's called the Bible, and we follow it 110 % to the letter! That's how we know we are GOD's favorites!

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I don't keep up with the whole gay fad and I try not to sound homophobic. People make a big deal out of it if you are.

Well for once we agree: Homosexuality is a fad adopted by sex perverts who want attention!



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-01-2010, 08:32 PM

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A "woman." He probably married one of those transvestites you hear about.



You know, it's interesting you should say that. GOD actually did send us a letter! It's called the Bible, and we follow it 110 % to the letter! That's how we know we are GOD's favorites!


Well for once we agree: Homosexuality is a fad adopted by sex perverts who want attention!
There you go again with the twisting of words. You are very good at that Sir B4G. Your close mindedness on the matter is very saddening.
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There you go again with the twisting of words. You are very good at that Sir B4G. Your close mindedness on the matter is very saddening.
Oh, don't you worry about Bobby-Ba--- Um...Bob4God. I understand that it's switching up my words. I'm really glad this isn't a debare forum or this would be a problem.
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Oh, don't you worry about Bobby-Ba--- Um...Bob4God. I understand that it's switching up my words. I'm really glad this isn't a debare forum or this would be a problem.
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Your close mindedness on the matter is very saddening.
Of course we are close minded on this, we follow the Holy Bible to the letter. And I would advice you to do the same to prevent eternal damnation to hell.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Kevin is married to a women
That he is in a fake marriage does not make him less gay!


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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If this is a serious thread, you're the most retarded people I never want to meet.
It's you who are the retard my friend. And you will burn in hell for all eternity for it .


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There you go again with the twisting of words. You are very good at that Sir B4G. Your close mindedness on the matter is very saddening.

Its so nice to see people on here that are not completely close minded and do think logically. I was starting to believe there was no hope for humanity.
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[QUOTE=Bob4God;481217]How about this:

Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
-Romans 1:32

You are defending the homosexuals, which does not please GOD. I bet some of your best friends are gay, right?

Well, for one, I was NOT defending gays. All I said is that candy does not make you gay, and candy is in fact NOT gay. However, I will defend gays. And yes, some of my friends are gay, I am fact am gay. But that doesnt stop me from living a christian life, and I also know that skittles are not gay. We do not have a hidden code, thats just lunatics raving about nothing. You my friend are misinformed. You say I break Gods rules, you say I defended gays, but I did none of those things. Maybe being part of this post means you are not allowed to read, because you most assuredly did not read what I previously posted.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-01-2010, 09:50 PM

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How about this:

Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
-Romans 1:32

You are defending the homosexuals, which does not please GOD. I bet some of your best friends are gay, right?

Well, for one, I was NOT defending gays. All I said is that candy does not make you gay, and candy is in fact NOT gay. However, I will defend gays. And yes, some of my friends are gay, I am fact am gay. But that doesnt stop me from living a christian life, and I also know that skittles are not gay. We do not have a hidden code, thats just lunatics raving about nothing. You my friend are misinformed. You say I break Gods rules, you say I defended gays, but I did none of those things. Maybe being part of this post means you are not allowed to read, because you most assuredly did not read what I previously posted.
You can't be a gay Christian. It's like being a Christian murderer, or a Christian rapist, or a Christian thief.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-01-2010, 10:26 PM

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candy is in fact NOT gay
So you are gay but you are still in the closet?


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-01-2010, 11:19 PM

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Its so nice to see people on here that are not completely close minded and do think logically. I was starting to believe there was no hope for humanity.
Thank you very much my friend. And there is no hope for the side of humanity that some live on, however on the open-minded side, which accepts others, there still is, or can be hope.
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Thank you very much my friend. And there is no hope for the side of humanity that some live on, however on the open-minded side, which accepts others, there still is, or can be hope.
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."


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