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The Treason of Taxes -
02-18-2010, 10:52 PM
I have been a Christian since birth, and a Republican since conception.
Amongst the most basic and noble teachings that were instilled in me during childhood was the pure evil of the taxation of citizens by the government.
Taxes are evil and communistic, and insinuate that the money I earn isn't really mine, but the government's.
That is why all of my voting decisions since I was 18 have been made based on who will cut my taxes the most, while heaving the burden onto the lower class, who really don't deserve to be called "citizens" anyway.
But me, as a GODly American Republican, I've never understood why I must pay taxes to the government just because I live here.
As a Republican, I was more than willing to turn a blind-eye to what liberals called "violations of the Constitution" on Bush's part while he was President. I was willing to ignore the torturing of detainees, the warrant-less wiretaps, the censorship of the so-called "media."
These things did not concern me, because my taxes had been lowered.
Like me, President Bush understood that a truly patriotic government is judged not by how it treats the least of its citizens, but by how low it can get taxes for the upper class.
Please support your local Tea Baggers!
Or even organize a Tea Party in your very own neighborhood!
Together, we can show the government that they do not have the right to charge us money just because we live in their country or use their services!
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Re: The Treason of Taxes -
02-18-2010, 11:01 PM
I tried to find people for a local Tea-Bagging party on the Internet. The people who replied were not what I expected.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: The Treason of Taxes -
02-18-2010, 11:14 PM
I found a loophole that states payment is optional. It was written by our founding True Christian™ fathers. I send a note with a single dollar, explaining that I tithed the rest.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The Treason of Taxes -
02-18-2010, 11:23 PM
Excuse me, do you even know what "tea bagging" means? If you shout out that you want people to "tea bag" with you you'll get arrested for sexual harrasment.
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Re: The Treason of Taxes -
02-18-2010, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkHenry
Excuse me, do you even know what "tea bagging" means? If you shout out that you want people to "tea bag" with you you'll get arrested for sexual harrasment.
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Maybe that's true over there in nazi Germany, but here in God's favorite country (AMERICA!) we have the God-given freedom to express ourselves anyway we choose.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
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Re: The Treason of Taxes -
02-19-2010, 02:20 AM
I certainly agree with Brother Bob4God that taxes are evil, especially this communist idea of "progressive taxation" where hard-working bailout recipients like myself are taxed more than working slobs. That just isn't fair.
I propose doing away with taxes altogether, and going to a "users pay" system. We can eliminate property taxes by shutting down the public school system - if you can afford a private school for the little brats, there's always home schooling. Or just put them to work in a factory - who needs an education anyway, especially since all public school teachers are liberals who want to brainwash your kids into believing evolution and the global warming hoax.
We can make the currently free public highways into privately-owned toll roads. People want police and fire protection, fine, they pay every time they call the cops or fire department for help. Ditto for the military - if you don't pay for protection, don't come crying to the government if bin Laden shows up at your front door. As Jesus himself once said, "There's no such thing as a free lunch."
No money, no honey.
Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
CEO, The Uranus Corporation
Put your faith in Uranus!
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Re: The Treason of Taxes -
02-18-2010, 11:26 PM
Mark, that is because you live with Nazis. In the mighty US of A, a tea bag is used for making tea. As you may know, we had a bit of a skimish with the toothless brits over taxation of tea some time back.
Here is a tea bag (with tea!)
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The Treason of Taxes -
02-19-2010, 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkHenry
Excuse me, do you even know what "tea bagging" means? If you shout out that you want people to "tea bag" with you you'll get arrested for sexual harrasment.
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If you want to save this country from the Obomunists then you need to start tea bagging with everyone around you. You, me, the pastors of this Godly Church should all be tea bagging together.
But you as long as you are Unsaved Trash you will have to tea bag with yourself.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: The Treason of Taxes -
02-20-2010, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
If you want to save this country from the Obomunists then you need to start tea bagging with everyone around you. You, me, the pastors of this Godly Church should all be tea bagging together.
But you as long as you are Unsaved Trash you will have to tea bag with yourself.
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I agree, Tea Bagging is a great social activity that can be shared by just about anybody. I haven't actually gone Tea Bagging yet, but I am looking to get a group together.
Please send me a private message if you are interested in Tea Bagging!
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