Focus on Family - Christian Parenting A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more! |
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 14
Join Date: Dec 2009
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-23-2009, 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SonoftheApocalypse
First off, I graduated high school when I was 15. I'm currently majoring in music production and taking psychology as a secondary. Secondly, I know what that words means, I picked it because of its irony for this particular board.
Now...
"They can read the Bible, they can play Bible games, they can build tree forts and re-enact battles against heathens. There are many things they can do!"
They can sit on their ass and read a book, play a lame board game, or re-enact brutal bloody crusade battles where thousands of innocents died for the sake of religion. You know...that doesn't really sound all that fun. Especially that last part.
|
Can I quote you in the future?
|
Unsaved trash, dope addict
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 10
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: My mommy's closet
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-23-2009, 10:39 PM
Be my guest Lego kid, I like enjoy being allowed an open mind as much as you sir.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 14
Join Date: Dec 2009
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-23-2009, 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SonoftheApocalypse
Be my guest Lego kid, I like enjoy being allowed an open mind as much as you sir.
|
Why thank you. Time to get a thread about this on 4chan I'd say. Would you agree? Maybe we'll get another raid going...?
|
|
Moderator Arms Dealer for CHRIST Hands folded for Jesus
|
|
Posts: 5,251
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: On the Straight and Narrow (Earthly location: Freehold, Iowa)
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-23-2009, 10:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SonoftheApocalypse
Be my guest Lego kid, I like enjoy being allowed an open mind as much as you sir.
|
You'll see that your friend, Lego Kid, has been banned for his plotting against GOD's church. I hope that you'll do your best to remain partially civil and not encourage juvenile antics such as "raids."
Thanks.
|
|
True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
|
|
Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-23-2009, 10:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SonoftheApocalypse
First off, I graduated high school when I was 15. I'm currently majoring in music production and taking psychology as a secondary. Secondly, I know what that words means, I picked it because of its irony for this particular board.
Now...
"They can read the Bible, they can play Bible games, they can build tree forts and re-enact battles against heathens. There are many things they can do!"
They can sit on their ass and read a book, play a lame board game, or re-enact brutal bloody crusade battles where thousands of innocents died for the sake of religion. You know...that doesn't really sound all that fun. Especially that last part.
|
You do know, 'graduated' is a polite term for expulsion.
So you never sat and read a book. Interesting.
Never played a board game, I see.
Never analyzed a battle or other political skirmish, no surprise.
I will tell you, your intellect is mind blowing, I am in total awe...
Awe
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
|
|
True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
|
|
Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-23-2009, 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lego kid
Can I quote you in the future?
|
That desperate for an unoriginal thought? Such a shame. Well, get back to your baby blocks.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
|
|
True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
|
|
Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-23-2009, 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob4God
You'll see that your friend, Lego Kid, has been banned for his plotting against GOD's church. I hope that you'll do your best to remain partially civil and not encourage juvenile antics such as "raids."
Thanks.
|
I have little doubt he will heed your words. LOL, I think he is the 'smart one'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
|
|
Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar Biblical Black Belt Jr. Pastor
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 6,232
Join Date: Dec 2008
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-24-2009, 04:26 AM
Start a post on 4Chan about starting a raid on Landover?
If that didn't work the first 100 times people did it, why would it work now???
|
|
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-24-2009, 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
Start a post on 4Chan about starting a raid on Landover?
If that didn't work the first 100 times people did it, why would it work now???
|
Because this is a NEW idiot who hasn't seen the scores of times people have been laughed off 4chan for suggesting raids against the overpowering and indestructible JesOS system!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 4
Join Date: Dec 2009
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-24-2009, 09:28 PM
to be honest, you people are probably locked in cages at night and fed on a diet of melted lego, tar and bleach. F**k off back to you mental homes please creationists?
|
|
God Squad
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 9,322
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: rebuking eurotrash commies
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-24-2009, 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by willrosillo
to be honest, you people are probably locked in cages at night and fed on a diet of melted lego, tar and bleach. F**k off back to you mental homes please creationists?
|
That is not very nice and it won't be tolerated long.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 4
Join Date: Dec 2009
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-24-2009, 09:35 PM
im sorry but lego is a toy. intended only for fun and enjoyment, kids have always enjoyed player toy soldiers, this is just the same. everyone is not out to get you creationists. some things are not satanic (not just the bible)
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 4
Join Date: Dec 2009
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-24-2009, 09:41 PM
this isnt relevent but i read somewhere on this site that american christian are gods chosen. but Jesus Christ was a black jew. the bible was made up far before EUROPEANS settled in america.
|
|
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-24-2009, 10:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by willrosillo
to be honest, you people are probably locked in cages at night and fed on a diet of melted lego, tar and bleach. F**k off back to you mental homes please creationists?
|
Whose forum is this, tard? Yours or Landover Baptist Church's?
Quote:
Originally Posted by willrosillo
Jesus was a black Jew
|
Prove it.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 3
Join Date: Dec 2009
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-25-2009, 06:28 AM
im sorry i thought the devil was red but apparently not. you ppl are so twisted around about what is right and wrong. i honestly think that none of you are TRUE christians but instead just pick on everyone who doesn't believe exactly what you do. Did Jesus tell you that legos were bad in a dream or something? Does it make any mention of legos in the bible. The answer is HELL no. Anyway, if you really want to see what creativity can produce go to google pictures and type in Lego Church. I don't know who, but someone took the time to build a massive church made entirely out of legos and it is really good. Just like i said before, legos are not the problem people are!!!! There are people who decide to built lego churches and there are people who build satanic stuff. So in what way does that mean that legos are the problem? Oh wait, i forgot i was talking to a bunch of people who believe in faith alone and not anything to do with logic.
|
|
Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-25-2009, 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lego Defender
i honestly think that none of you are TRUE christians but instead just pick on everyone who doesn't believe exactly what you do.
|
That's an essential part of True Christianity, you lego-addled fool!
Quote:
Did Jesus tell you that legos were bad in a dream or something? Does it make any mention of legos in the bible.
|
But it mentions sodomy and false Gods. Lego is a subset of those categories.
Quote:
The answer is HELL no. Anyway, if you really want to see what creativity can produce go to google pictures and type in Lego Church. I don't know who, but someone took the time to build a massive church made entirely out of legos and it is really good. Just like i said before, legos are not the problem people are!!!! There are people who decide to built lego churches and there are people who build satanic stuff. So in what way does that mean that legos are the problem? Oh wait, i forgot i was talking to a bunch of people who believe in faith alone and not anything to do with logic.
|
Do you have any evidence showing that God has any use for so-called "logic"? Lego is not admissible here.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
|
|
Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar Biblical Black Belt Jr. Pastor
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 6,232
Join Date: Dec 2008
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-25-2009, 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lego Defender
im sorry i thought the devil was red but apparently not. you ppl are so twisted around about what is right and wrong. i honestly think that none of you are TRUE christians but instead just pick on everyone who doesn't believe exactly what you do. Did Jesus tell you that legos were bad in a dream or something? Does it make any mention of legos in the bible. The answer is HELL no. Anyway, if you really want to see what creativity can produce go to google pictures and type in Lego Church. I don't know who, but someone took the time to build a massive church made entirely out of legos and it is really good. Just like i said before, legos are not the problem people are!!!! There are people who decide to built lego churches and there are people who build satanic stuff. So in what way does that mean that legos are the problem? Oh wait, i forgot i was talking to a bunch of people who believe in faith alone and not anything to do with logic.
|
The time this pathetic loser (I assume 40-years-old and living with his mother?) took to build his mockery of a church, could have been spent doing things that are useful to society - like going out and preaching the Good News (or following God's command to be fruitful and multiply...)
|
|
Unsaved trash, Teenaged Jap wannabee
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 2
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Austria
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-27-2009, 08:23 PM
I don't think that Lego is satanic.
It can be christian - the kids could build a church. (If your kids make a satanic-church then I'm sad for you)
|
|
Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
|
|
Posts: 22,727
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-27-2009, 08:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FrauHolle
I don't think that Lego is satanic.
It can be christian - the kids could build a church. (If your kids make a satanic-church then I'm sad for you)
|
One of the great Satanic devices is urging children to "use their imagination." This is quite contrary to God's Word, as it encourages autonomy instead of instilling unquestioning obedience to authority.
If you do not think that Lego is inherently evil, see the photo below - a Lego Goth!
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 5
Join Date: Dec 2009
|
|
Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! -
12-29-2009, 03:45 AM
you realize that the homosexual one is from the brick testament, right?
You guys can to hell. Thinking legos are a sinners toy, guess what? YOUR THE SINNER YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARDS!
|
Tags
|
al-qaeda, ban this immediately!, barack obama, cancer on society, danish porno perverts, god hates, homosexual agenda, legos: satan's toys, moral outrage, osama bin laden, terrorist recruiting tools, towelheads, toy terrorism |
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|