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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-23-2009, 10:30 PM

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First off, I graduated high school when I was 15. I'm currently majoring in music production and taking psychology as a secondary. Secondly, I know what that words means, I picked it because of its irony for this particular board.

Now...

"They can read the Bible, they can play Bible games, they can build tree forts and re-enact battles against heathens. There are many things they can do!"

They can sit on their ass and read a book, play a lame board game, or re-enact brutal bloody crusade battles where thousands of innocents died for the sake of religion. You know...that doesn't really sound all that fun. Especially that last part.
Can I quote you in the future?
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-23-2009, 10:39 PM

Be my guest Lego kid, I like enjoy being allowed an open mind as much as you sir.
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-23-2009, 10:42 PM

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Be my guest Lego kid, I like enjoy being allowed an open mind as much as you sir.
Why thank you. Time to get a thread about this on 4chan I'd say. Would you agree? Maybe we'll get another raid going...?
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-23-2009, 10:50 PM

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Be my guest Lego kid, I like enjoy being allowed an open mind as much as you sir.
You'll see that your friend, Lego Kid, has been banned for his plotting against GOD's church. I hope that you'll do your best to remain partially civil and not encourage juvenile antics such as "raids."

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Smile Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-23-2009, 10:53 PM

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First off, I graduated high school when I was 15. I'm currently majoring in music production and taking psychology as a secondary. Secondly, I know what that words means, I picked it because of its irony for this particular board.

Now...

"They can read the Bible, they can play Bible games, they can build tree forts and re-enact battles against heathens. There are many things they can do!"

They can sit on their ass and read a book, play a lame board game, or re-enact brutal bloody crusade battles where thousands of innocents died for the sake of religion. You know...that doesn't really sound all that fun. Especially that last part.
You do know, 'graduated' is a polite term for expulsion.

So you never sat and read a book. Interesting.
Never played a board game, I see.
Never analyzed a battle or other political skirmish, no surprise.

I will tell you, your intellect is mind blowing, I am in total awe...


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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Smile Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-23-2009, 10:55 PM

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Can I quote you in the future?
That desperate for an unoriginal thought? Such a shame. Well, get back to your baby blocks.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Smile Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-23-2009, 10:56 PM

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You'll see that your friend, Lego Kid, has been banned for his plotting against GOD's church. I hope that you'll do your best to remain partially civil and not encourage juvenile antics such as "raids."

Thanks.
I have little doubt he will heed your words. LOL, I think he is the 'smart one'.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-24-2009, 04:26 AM

Start a post on 4Chan about starting a raid on Landover?

If that didn't work the first 100 times people did it, why would it work now???
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-24-2009, 06:52 PM

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Start a post on 4Chan about starting a raid on Landover?

If that didn't work the first 100 times people did it, why would it work now???
Because this is a NEW idiot who hasn't seen the scores of times people have been laughed off 4chan for suggesting raids against the overpowering and indestructible JesOS system!


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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-24-2009, 09:28 PM

to be honest, you people are probably locked in cages at night and fed on a diet of melted lego, tar and bleach. F**k off back to you mental homes please creationists?
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-24-2009, 09:32 PM

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to be honest, you people are probably locked in cages at night and fed on a diet of melted lego, tar and bleach. F**k off back to you mental homes please creationists?
That is not very nice and it won't be tolerated long.


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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-24-2009, 09:35 PM

im sorry but lego is a toy. intended only for fun and enjoyment, kids have always enjoyed player toy soldiers, this is just the same. everyone is not out to get you creationists. some things are not satanic (not just the bible)
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-24-2009, 09:41 PM

this isnt relevent but i read somewhere on this site that american christian are gods chosen. but Jesus Christ was a black jew. the bible was made up far before EUROPEANS settled in america.
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-24-2009, 10:09 PM

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to be honest, you people are probably locked in cages at night and fed on a diet of melted lego, tar and bleach. F**k off back to you mental homes please creationists?
Whose forum is this, tard? Yours or Landover Baptist Church's?
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-25-2009, 06:28 AM

im sorry i thought the devil was red but apparently not. you ppl are so twisted around about what is right and wrong. i honestly think that none of you are TRUE christians but instead just pick on everyone who doesn't believe exactly what you do. Did Jesus tell you that legos were bad in a dream or something? Does it make any mention of legos in the bible. The answer is HELL no. Anyway, if you really want to see what creativity can produce go to google pictures and type in Lego Church. I don't know who, but someone took the time to build a massive church made entirely out of legos and it is really good. Just like i said before, legos are not the problem people are!!!! There are people who decide to built lego churches and there are people who build satanic stuff. So in what way does that mean that legos are the problem? Oh wait, i forgot i was talking to a bunch of people who believe in faith alone and not anything to do with logic.
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-25-2009, 04:07 PM

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i honestly think that none of you are TRUE christians but instead just pick on everyone who doesn't believe exactly what you do.
That's an essential part of True Christianity, you lego-addled fool!
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Did Jesus tell you that legos were bad in a dream or something? Does it make any mention of legos in the bible.
But it mentions sodomy and false Gods. Lego is a subset of those categories.
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The answer is HELL no. Anyway, if you really want to see what creativity can produce go to google pictures and type in Lego Church. I don't know who, but someone took the time to build a massive church made entirely out of legos and it is really good. Just like i said before, legos are not the problem people are!!!! There are people who decide to built lego churches and there are people who build satanic stuff. So in what way does that mean that legos are the problem? Oh wait, i forgot i was talking to a bunch of people who believe in faith alone and not anything to do with logic.
Do you have any evidence showing that God has any use for so-called "logic"? Lego is not admissible here.


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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-25-2009, 08:08 PM

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im sorry i thought the devil was red but apparently not. you ppl are so twisted around about what is right and wrong. i honestly think that none of you are TRUE christians but instead just pick on everyone who doesn't believe exactly what you do. Did Jesus tell you that legos were bad in a dream or something? Does it make any mention of legos in the bible. The answer is HELL no. Anyway, if you really want to see what creativity can produce go to google pictures and type in Lego Church. I don't know who, but someone took the time to build a massive church made entirely out of legos and it is really good. Just like i said before, legos are not the problem people are!!!! There are people who decide to built lego churches and there are people who build satanic stuff. So in what way does that mean that legos are the problem? Oh wait, i forgot i was talking to a bunch of people who believe in faith alone and not anything to do with logic.
The time this pathetic loser (I assume 40-years-old and living with his mother?) took to build his mockery of a church, could have been spent doing things that are useful to society - like going out and preaching the Good News (or following God's command to be fruitful and multiply...)

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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-27-2009, 08:23 PM

I don't think that Lego is satanic.
It can be christian - the kids could build a church. (If your kids make a satanic-church then I'm sad for you)
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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-27-2009, 08:33 PM

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I don't think that Lego is satanic.
It can be christian - the kids could build a church. (If your kids make a satanic-church then I'm sad for you)
One of the great Satanic devices is urging children to "use their imagination." This is quite contrary to God's Word, as it encourages autonomy instead of instilling unquestioning obedience to authority.

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Default Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan! - 12-29-2009, 03:45 AM

you realize that the homosexual one is from the brick testament, right?
You guys can to hell. Thinking legos are a sinners toy, guess what? YOUR THE SINNER YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARDS!
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