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SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
08-31-2009, 11:52 PM
Take a good, long look at these beautiful ladies...
Surely, you would be proud to have one of these dolls on your arm, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you be beaming with pride showing them off at church to your pastors and friends? You would feel like a million bucks being able to secure a gorgeous woman like that....right? Right????
WRONG! Because these aren't women! Believe it or not they are actually men, complete with fully-functioning male genitalia. They are what is known as SHEMALES.
Godly heterosexual men everywhere have to be careful not to be lured into their lairs. While on the surface they appear to be beautiful women, they are actually disgusting queers packing tallywhackers hellbent on sending your soul straight to HELL! It's very easy for a True Christian™ man to fall for their devices, but one must keep the Bible in mind when dealing with their ilk.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Indeed, sexual relations with these shemales classifies as "mankind", not "womankind". It doesn't matter how much they look like women, they have XY chromosomes and a penis between the legs. In God's eyes this is clear-cut homosexuality.
Not only do these shemales mock God by engaging in homosexuality, they dare turn themselves into women, which goes against God's Laws...
Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
It is an abomination to cross-dress. For these shemales to skimp around in bikinis and dress up in French maid outfits and wear revealing lingerie may cause the homosexual inside of you to flare up, but it won't ever compare to the HELLFIRE that awaits these shemales and the perverted men that lust after them!
Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
God punishes those who go after "strange flesh" and this indeed qualifies as strange flesh. For they are men trying to be women, mocking God's natural plans for humankind. Because, as we all know, God intended there to be two sexes only - man and woman, with nothing in between!
Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
These seductive shemales are just going amok breaking all sorts of Biblical laws! This is why it is so imperative for every True Christian™ man to know about these vile beings and why they should stay away from them. It is easy to see by looking at their pictures why a normal hetereosexual True Christian™ man might be enticed by them...but what these shemales are doing is bringing men into the homosexual deathstyle.
One last point I should make: Now, I know some people may call me a "hypocrite" for decrying shemales as hellbound sinners given my past, but let me clear this up for my dissenters. It is true, that back in 1988, there were photographs of me engaging in sodomy with a transsexual prostitute in Bangkok. This, however, was at a time when I was led astray by Satan and not being a good Christian. I was embezzling money from my church and ministry to pay for flights, hotels, food, drink, massage services, and various shemale prostitutes in Bangkok and Rio. As we all know, these pictures surfaced and I was suddenly ostracized by the televangelist community. Less than six months later I was on trial for my financial crimes and was later thrown in a federal prison for 15 years.
While incarcerated, I repented of my sins and asked Jesus for forgiveness. I made a promise to Him that I would never backslide again and I would help spread the Word of God® to everyone. All my sins have now been forgiven and I walk with the Good Lord. So, I am not a hypocrite by any means, but rather I speak from experience and I am using my own personal tragedy as an example of a life not to lead.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 12:04 AM
Amen Rev. Jim. I feel your pain. I do missionary work over in the ornamental countries, and I can tell you from repeated personal experience that they are EVERYWHERE over there.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 12:29 AM
That is just horrible and pure evil. True Christian™ men should never be lured into an extramarital encounter anyway, but getting tricked like that would be too much for most Godly men to live down.
This is a great reminder and one more good reason to obey God and resist temptation. Becuase when it comes to sin, you never quite know what you will really get.
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Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 12:31 AM
What a disturbing post.
Rev. Jim, these "shemales" of which you speak, do you suspect their presence among our very own congregation?
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 12:33 AM
Congratulations, Rev. Jim, for finally getting those demons off your back. Your story is a testament to everyone that even the worst sinners can be saved if they accept Christ.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 12:45 AM
I suggest reciting, "The Lord is my Shepherd," as you make your decision, "Is it male or female?" from amongst the following:
I am pleased to say I had it 100%. However, for new members, I suggest on quizzes like this, you mark all as male to be on the safe side.
Remember, this is a very good reason to chose a wife from amongst True Christians™
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 12:56 AM
Brother Larry, no I do not think they are part of the congregation, however whenever some of us do evangelizing in the seedy underbelly of city nightlife, we may come across these creatures and every evangelist should be prepared. Often in my missions in West Hollywood and San Francisco, I would be talking to a what I thought was a gorgeous young lady only to find out when I take her back to my hotel to do bible study that "she" is really a HE!
Anyways, I got almost all of the test right except two trannies had me fooled: I thought the one in the third row against the red background, and the very last one which is black and white were both women. Let this be a caveat to all my True Christian™ brothers! If an experienced pastor like me who has known many shemales over the years can be tricked, just think of how easily your average John Q. Christian can be led into thinking these are really women!
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 03:20 AM
Like you suggested, Dr. Bathfire, I went on the side of male when the neck was hidden. I was suprised to learn that four I judged to be male, were actually females and not the unholy traps of satan.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 05:50 AM
These effeminate sodomites are typical of the God-hating homosexual. In that classic video tract, How to Approach a Homosexual, you will note the sodomite in the film is exactly like any of the abominations pictured in the above photos.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 06:17 AM
Back when I was still trapped in my own private hell of Sodomania, I can be proud of one thing: I never had relations with a transexual. While it is at best a hollow victory, I was never lured down that primrose path of debauchery.
As a matter of fact, I can say with total confidence, that I have never been attracted to any man that looked like a woman. Even today, the most attractive male to female transexual would not spark the least bit of interest in this True Christian™!
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 12:25 PM
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Amen Rev. Jim. I feel your pain. I do missionary work over in the ornamental countries, and I can tell you from repeated personal experience that they are EVERYWHERE over there.
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But, wouldn't you notice that... when....
Never mind. Pie, anyone?
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
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But, wouldn't you notice that... when....
Never mind. Pie, anyone?
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I tend to notice they have arms that are disproportionately long. It can be a dead give away.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 12:37 PM
Praise Jesus all of our Ladies here at Landover are 100% Not Gay, Not Trans, Heterosexural full-bloodied women.
There are no "surprises" waiting for our Men.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
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Praise Jesus all of our Ladies here at Landover are 100% Not Gay, Not Trans Heterosexural full-bloodied women.
There are no "surprises" waiting for our Men.
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So LBC is safe following the inspections? Praise Jesus!!!
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
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So LBC is safe following the inspections? Praise Jesus!!!
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Absolutely.
There were a couple who didn't turn up, mention no names (Ms Coulter)
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 02:10 PM
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Absolutely.
There were a couple who didn't turn up, mention no names (Ms Coulter)
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 02:11 PM
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Take a good, long look at tgs. In God's eyes this is clear-cut homosexuality.
Not only do these shemales mock God by engaging in homosexuality, they dare turn themselves into women, which goes against God's Laws...
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: I understand what yuo sayng even though his mind is filled witht he images of shaved, oiled trannies, he isn't attracted to any of them
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
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Something funny missy?
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
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Something funny missy?
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Ah!! There she is now.
Ann, Honey, we need to have a conversation.
I keep phoning and getting some guy on the other end telling me you are unavailable.
It's just routine You know......
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
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Something funny missy?
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Chilly here this morning; I had to put socks on for the first time this season. I love September.
I'm making some teriyaki chicken to grill on skewers. Would you like some?
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