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Wink FYI: It's Australians... not Australiens - 04-06-2008, 11:23 PM

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I know, some of you are convicts or descendants of convicts and some of you are abos. That's two very distinct cultures, although you seem to be doing a pretty good job of getting rid of the latter.
FYI.The majority of Australians did not approve of the government apologising to the aboriginal people for what past generations have done.
There are a lot more than two distinct cultures here in Australia. As stated above it is a very multicultural country, being made up of people from all over the world.
Yes you are correct that the first european settlers here were convicts, also there would be some direct dessendants that are a part of this great nation. The aboriginals have dwindled in numbers for many reasons. But the vast majority of the population are immigrants or descendants from immigrants. Just like in america, if you are not a native american (aboriginal) then you are a descendant from an immigrant.

We also have some very strong religions here, but some are ungodly and are in need of being saved.
Have a nice day and Peace to all!
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Default Re: FYI: It's Australians... not Australiens - 04-06-2008, 11:40 PM

Thanks Rhino, you pretty much said it all.
Before you go flaming aboriginals, just think... We don't go around paying out your natives running around with feathers on their heads...
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-07-2008, 03:09 PM

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So are the Australien government not Australiens then? What are they? Kiwis? Canucks? Eskimos? Belgicans?

I know, some of you are convicts or descendants of convicts and some of you are abos. That's two very distinct cultures, although you seem to be doing a pretty good job of getting rid of the latter.
Ok, ill put it in a way you people can try and understand. The Jewish killed Christ, apparently, now IF the decendants of those who killed him apologised, they would be apologising for what their relatives did, and not on behalf of their religion.

Just like if your mother apologises and confesses you are the sperm that should have been swallowed. We will blame your parents for your oxygen stealing ways, but we wont blame your religion.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-22-2008, 08:47 AM

I personally only have two main critizisms of whats being said. But i do have a few questions?
Im not religious, but i was brought up Catholic, is this religion so different that racism is not a sin? Does your religion dictate to be racist and not to love ALL THINGS CREATED BY GOD? Becuase if your suggesting that Satan has the power to create humans aswell, what makes you think that you weren't created by the latter? Was something turned upside down and you just re named Satan, Jesus or god?? Please explain this to me. Im honestly having a really tough time understanding such hypocrasy. And it is no matter what way you look at it. Also, im guessing most of you have not been to Australia and trying to pick on us with a "god" argument will only end in you losing.
The main critizism is why so people that disagree with with all your all powerful Pastor get booted?? You dont agree with free speech either? And to Sister Mary Maria its 2008. You sound like you live 500 years ago. Why is it up to you to follow your husband around like a lost sheep? He doesnt own you, You dont own him, YOUR EQUAL!!! And before someone says im some feminist lesbian im not. im married with a child (a daughter, will i go to hell for giving birth to one) and my husband and i are PARTNERS! If your god is all loving why would he love you any less, we are after all the only ones who have the ability, and patience to bear and rear men. Without a woman, LIKE YOU Sister Mary Maria your husband wouldn't be here, so shouldnt he respect you enough to have you BY HIS SIDE WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-22-2008, 08:54 AM

Friend, most of your questions have been answered a gazillion time in this thread alone, but allow me to address this point.

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rear men
I'm pretty sure that is an abomination.

Have you ever read the Bible Friend? Where does it state that God "loves everything"? When He's on a killing spree, you bet your hinie that you wouldn't connect His actions to the word "love"?


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-22-2008, 08:58 AM

If youd care to actually read my post SWEETHEART (you sound like a lonely old man who is actually the NANCYBOY) i said that i was not religious. But if YOUR god does not love everything only MEN then really that says it all doesnt it! And a killing spree? What kind of god to you worship? Obivously a horrible cruel and unforgiving. Dont you expect forgivness then when you die and realise you have it ALLLL wrong!
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-22-2008, 09:02 AM

AND you havent answered virtually any of my legitimate questions. Why is that? Maybe because you dont have answers. You like to cause controversy. If it wasnt religion it would be politics or something else.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 04-22-2008, 09:21 AM

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But if YOUR god does not love everything only MEN then really that says it all doesnt it! And a killing spree? What kind of god to you worship?
The only True God from the Holy KJV 1611 Bible.

Deuteronomy 7:2
And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:

Deuteronomy 13:15
Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.

Deuteronomy 28:27
The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.

1 Samuel 15:3
Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

Does that sound like an all loving God?


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-28-2009, 12:13 PM

Take a look at this old drunk negro boy making ungodly noises on a rusty drainpipe. I don't know what it thinks it's doing, but it's pretty funny.



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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 03-28-2009, 12:49 PM

I think I met him last year Pastor!

He was performing with his ... thing, I threw him a couple of shiny seashells to make him stop. Guess what: he then tried to whack me with that ... thing.

And succeeded. Trust me when I say it hurt, but not as much as the excrutiating pain having to listen to his ... thing.


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That thieving darkie stole MY drainpipe



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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 08-30-2010, 04:36 PM

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Daddy would roll over in his grave. It is barely a couple of weeks since his death. I tell you, that red haired lesbian atheist pseudo Prime Minister caused my Daddy's demise.

But now I find out that in one of the electorates here in Western Australia they have elected a niggar. The first ever black fella to be elected to Australian federal parliament.

I went and visited Daddy's grave today and I swear I could hear him groaning. I thank Jesus that He took Daddy to heaven before this happened.

Our country is doomed. What could possibly be worse than this?


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Daddy would roll over in his grave. It is barely a couple of weeks since his death. I tell you, that red haired lesbian atheist pseudo Prime Minister caused my Daddy's demise.

But now I find out that in one of the electorates here in Western Australia they have elected a niggar. The first ever black fella to be elected to Australian federal parliament.

I went and visited Daddy's grave today and I swear I could hear him groaning. I thank Jesus that He took Daddy to heaven before this happened.

Our country is doomed. What could possibly be worse than this?
I hate to break the news to you it could be even worse, we elected a niggra mooslim to the highest office in our country.
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I hate to break the news to you it could be even worse, we elected a niggra mooslim to the highest office in our country.
Oh sweet Jesus.

Having a lesbian atheist female temporarily as our Prime Minister caused Daddy's death. Imagine a black mooslim.

What is this world coming too? I pray for the rapture.

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30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 09-13-2011, 06:41 AM

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What can anyone expect from a "country" populated by criminals?...
Who else would wear leather outfit but criminals, homer and tribal primitives? Not even to mention the yodeling!



I can’t for the life of me imagine more deprived, Godforsaken place than Australie.


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 11-03-2011, 01:58 AM

I have to laugh at all the stupid things you people say on here...
You do realise that USA, like Australia, was also originally used as a convict colony by the British?

Australia is not made up of just convicts, their descendants and aboriginals. There are many nationalities here, including Americans, and it is actually one of the most desirable places to live in the world! So why don't you educate yourselves a little more on your own country before you start bagging on ours.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 11-03-2011, 02:00 AM

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I have to laugh at all the stupid things you people say on here...
You do realise that USA, like Australia, was also originally used as a convict colony by the British?

Australia is not made up of just convicts, their descendants and aboriginals. There are many nationalities here, including Americans, and it is actually one of the most desirable places to live in the world! So why don't you educate yourselves a little more on your own country before you start bagging on ours.
Filthy liar. Jesus sent my ancestors here on the Mayflower!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 11-03-2011, 02:03 AM

Also, I would much rather be friends with an aboriginal than with any of you landover cult freaks.

And, what is with all the 'tms' after christian, saved, et.cetera. I don't see any of that in the bible.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 11-03-2011, 03:10 AM

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I don't see any of that in the bible.
You're not in the Bible either. What does that mean? Shouldn't you kill yourself, by the logic you are using?


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