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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Posts: 20
Join Date: Dec 2013
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-05-2013, 01:05 AM
No I like cleaning man pipes its just hard being 19 and paying most of the bills....sir sorry for my unclearness
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Posts: 20
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Location: You know my name.....Look up the number!
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-05-2013, 02:45 AM
I was wishing to join this forum to find someone who would be able to assist me in being a true christian and help keep my womanly ways in check. ....
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Location: Following The Rules
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-05-2013, 02:50 AM
What is "cleaning man pipes?" That is an unfamiliar phrase to me, and it sounds well, ummm...unclean. Please put my mind at rest, because I am really hoping it's not what it sounds like. I don't want my Brothers and Sisters to get the wrong impression of you.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-05-2013, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by SallyHackman
He is not deceased sir he is an old drunk sitting in some bar...I work part time as a prostitute.
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He's not a priest, is he?
Leviticus 21:9 "And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire."
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True Christian™
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Posts: 1,284
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Following The Rules
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-05-2013, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by SallyHackman
...I work part time as a prostitute.
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Oh my...in my haste earlier, I missed this part of your post. This answers my previous question, sadly.
Sally, you need to repent of this abominable and sinful occupation and come to Jesus quickly. In his nearly infinite grace, even this can be forgiven. I am praying for you!
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Forum Member, possibly Irish
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Posts: 209
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Lynchburg, Virginia USA
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-05-2013, 05:54 AM
Strangely enough, even though my wayward "lapsed papist" unSaved husband has not yet heeded the sweet whisper of the Holy Spirit, he has wholly embraced my humble request of him to administer Christian Domestic Discipline when I displease him or do not adequately fulfill my wifely duties.
It's a small, yet encouraging, step in the right direction to his Salvation (and mine)! Thank you, Jesus!!
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Unsaved Trash, degenerate abo godmocker
Under Investigation
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Posts: 6
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: drunk on Foster's Lager again
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-12-2013, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
But why would a decent, God-fearing woman still be single?
Perhaps there's some unrepentant sin in your life that you haven't confessed to the LORD. Maybe you're prideful and you don't realize it. Maybe you are a closet feminist. Perhaps you don't truly trust the LORD as much as you say you do.
I don't know, dear, I'm just trying to help.
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Becuase being single is a hell of a lot more fun and means you can sleep with all the boyz and be a little harlot!!!
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Posts: 62
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Atlantic Coast
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-12-2013, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by addy the whore
I'm 18 ill "mature" after college
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Hopefully he'll learn proper grammar in college, too...
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Posts: 6
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: with my loving fiance
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-15-2013, 06:40 PM
I do not understand. My fiancé has never felt the need to spank me in the whole three years we have been together and we have never had a fight..
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-15-2013, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by flowergirl18
I do not understand. My fiancé has never felt the need to spank me in the whole three years we have been together and we have never had a fight..
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Yes, we know about your "relationship": He is the girl and you are the man. You tell him what to do and he, being a coward and a homo, will obey.
I'm glad that's working for you for now, but it's not what the LORD designed marriage to look like, and so not only are you making a mockery of His Perfect Idea, you are essentially tell Him to go screw Himself.
Good luck with that when He holds you accountable on Judgement Day.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Posts: 6
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: with my loving fiance
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-15-2013, 06:55 PM
How am I the man? Just because he does not beat me? Sure he makes all the decisions on finances and stuff, but we ask each other and work things out before making any major decisions. It is also nice to have two income house instead of an one income house...I do not understand your hatred towards my future husband and me.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-15-2013, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by flowergirl18
How am I the man? Just because he does not beat me? Sure he makes all the decisions on finances and stuff, but we ask each other and work things out before making any major decisions. It is also nice to have two income house instead of an one income house...I do not understand your hatred towards my future husband and me.
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I don't know you. How can I hate you?
I am a bit concerned with your ego, however, and your determination to try and "prove" to God that He designed the whole marriage thing wrong.
But I guess I shouldn't be surprised when people come along thinking they know better than the God who created the entire universe without so much as an instruction manual.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Posts: 6
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Location: with my loving fiance
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-15-2013, 07:01 PM
I do not understand the need to hit someone if they do not need to be hit? I have never mentioned God in the conversation...why must you put words in my mouth?
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-15-2013, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by flowergirl18
I do not understand the need to hit someone if they do not need to be hit? I have never mentioned God in the conversation...why must you put words in my mouth?
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Of course a whore like you never mentions God.
I have no idea what you put in your mouth either but it is obvious you do not take in Jesus.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™
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Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
12-16-2013, 12:25 AM
Women all need to be spanked, constantly. A woman whose backside is not in absolute agony will do nothing but force men to sodomize her, and if she cannot find a man, she will sit down and not get any work done until she IS spanked. Preemptive spanking is the most merciful way to prevent these intrinsic female weaknesses from surfacing, and so should be performed regularly to prevent the need for more extreme measures. If the spankings are irregular, or faggoty, it will become necessary to use rats or stinging insects to control her. I learned these lessons after I was forced to bury my ex-wife Ethel dozens of times, usually for six or seven days each time, in a casket full of hornets and Palmetto bugs. Sometimes I would throw in a weasel for good measure, but once God punished her with rabies for killing and eating it. This is the fate that liberal do-gooders would wish on an otherwise obedient Christian wife and a heroic weasel shuttling divine justice at great personal cost into the spiritual wasteland of the female mind.
Can you imagine my frustration as Ethel would lean on her entrenching tool every five minutes of digging? It seemed like getting her in the ground took an eternity. And then I had to dig her up myself, when I remembered where she was!
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Unsaved trash, teenaged whoremonger
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Posts: 65
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: in my place
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
01-12-2014, 05:17 AM
I get the belt at least once a week usually
It is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. -- 1 Corinthians 7:1-2
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
01-12-2014, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore)
I get the belt at least once a week usually
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Well you need it daily.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, teenaged whoremonger
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Posts: 65
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: in my place
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
01-12-2014, 01:26 PM
According to you..
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
01-12-2014, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Women all need to be spanked, constantly. A woman whose backside is not in absolute agony will do nothing but force men to sodomize her,
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Those were the good old days, now it's the other way around.
Now the homer/femnazi lobby is "pushing" (quite literally) for bend-over boysfriends
If you want to read how low they get, you might (if your soul and stomach can handle it) see for yourself. That is what undercover lezbos are doing to pre-gayeez LIEBeral boys nowadays.
WARNING, not safe for most. IN FACT NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE, BUT FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED.
http://www.alternet.org/story/83459/...over_boyfriend
PRAY TO JESUS!
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True Christian™ with a quiverful
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Posts: 2,243
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
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Re: why we need to be spanked -
01-12-2014, 11:02 PM
Please Mr Light, this is a prayer shack for women! Take it off to your men's forums please. Surely this is not a suitable post for women to read. I thought I was joining a Christian website, not a pawnographic place!
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