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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-05-2013, 01:05 AM

No I like cleaning man pipes its just hard being 19 and paying most of the bills....sir sorry for my unclearness
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-05-2013, 02:45 AM

I was wishing to join this forum to find someone who would be able to assist me in being a true christian and help keep my womanly ways in check. ....
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-05-2013, 02:50 AM

What is "cleaning man pipes?" That is an unfamiliar phrase to me, and it sounds well, ummm...unclean. Please put my mind at rest, because I am really hoping it's not what it sounds like. I don't want my Brothers and Sisters to get the wrong impression of you.




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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-05-2013, 03:08 AM

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He is not deceased sir he is an old drunk sitting in some bar...I work part time as a prostitute.
He's not a priest, is he?

Leviticus 21:9 "And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire."


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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-05-2013, 03:13 AM

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...I work part time as a prostitute.
Oh my...in my haste earlier, I missed this part of your post. This answers my previous question, sadly.

Sally, you need to repent of this abominable and sinful occupation and come to Jesus quickly. In his nearly infinite grace, even this can be forgiven. I am praying for you!




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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-05-2013, 05:54 AM

Strangely enough, even though my wayward "lapsed papist" unSaved husband has not yet heeded the sweet whisper of the Holy Spirit, he has wholly embraced my humble request of him to administer Christian Domestic Discipline when I displease him or do not adequately fulfill my wifely duties.

It's a small, yet encouraging, step in the right direction to his Salvation (and mine)! Thank you, Jesus!!


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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-12-2013, 05:31 AM

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But why would a decent, God-fearing woman still be single?

Perhaps there's some unrepentant sin in your life that you haven't confessed to the LORD. Maybe you're prideful and you don't realize it. Maybe you are a closet feminist. Perhaps you don't truly trust the LORD as much as you say you do.

I don't know, dear, I'm just trying to help.

Becuase being single is a hell of a lot more fun and means you can sleep with all the boyz and be a little harlot!!!


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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-12-2013, 10:35 AM

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I'm 18 ill "mature" after college
Hopefully he'll learn proper grammar in college, too...
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-15-2013, 06:40 PM

I do not understand. My fiancé has never felt the need to spank me in the whole three years we have been together and we have never had a fight..
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-15-2013, 06:46 PM

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I do not understand. My fiancé has never felt the need to spank me in the whole three years we have been together and we have never had a fight..
Yes, we know about your "relationship": He is the girl and you are the man. You tell him what to do and he, being a coward and a homo, will obey.

I'm glad that's working for you for now, but it's not what the LORD designed marriage to look like, and so not only are you making a mockery of His Perfect Idea, you are essentially tell Him to go screw Himself.

Good luck with that when He holds you accountable on Judgement Day.



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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-15-2013, 06:55 PM

How am I the man? Just because he does not beat me? Sure he makes all the decisions on finances and stuff, but we ask each other and work things out before making any major decisions. It is also nice to have two income house instead of an one income house...I do not understand your hatred towards my future husband and me.
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How am I the man? Just because he does not beat me? Sure he makes all the decisions on finances and stuff, but we ask each other and work things out before making any major decisions. It is also nice to have two income house instead of an one income house...I do not understand your hatred towards my future husband and me.
I don't know you. How can I hate you?

I am a bit concerned with your ego, however, and your determination to try and "prove" to God that He designed the whole marriage thing wrong.

But I guess I shouldn't be surprised when people come along thinking they know better than the God who created the entire universe without so much as an instruction manual.


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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 12-15-2013, 07:01 PM

I do not understand the need to hit someone if they do not need to be hit? I have never mentioned God in the conversation...why must you put words in my mouth?
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I do not understand the need to hit someone if they do not need to be hit? I have never mentioned God in the conversation...why must you put words in my mouth?
Of course a whore like you never mentions God.

I have no idea what you put in your mouth either but it is obvious you do not take in Jesus.


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Women all need to be spanked, constantly. A woman whose backside is not in absolute agony will do nothing but force men to sodomize her, and if she cannot find a man, she will sit down and not get any work done until she IS spanked. Preemptive spanking is the most merciful way to prevent these intrinsic female weaknesses from surfacing, and so should be performed regularly to prevent the need for more extreme measures. If the spankings are irregular, or faggoty, it will become necessary to use rats or stinging insects to control her. I learned these lessons after I was forced to bury my ex-wife Ethel dozens of times, usually for six or seven days each time, in a casket full of hornets and Palmetto bugs. Sometimes I would throw in a weasel for good measure, but once God punished her with rabies for killing and eating it. This is the fate that liberal do-gooders would wish on an otherwise obedient Christian wife and a heroic weasel shuttling divine justice at great personal cost into the spiritual wasteland of the female mind.

Can you imagine my frustration as Ethel would lean on her entrenching tool every five minutes of digging? It seemed like getting her in the ground took an eternity. And then I had to dig her up myself, when I remembered where she was!


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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 01-12-2014, 05:17 AM

I get the belt at least once a week usually


It is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. -- 1 Corinthians 7:1-2
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 01-12-2014, 06:54 AM

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I get the belt at least once a week usually
Well you need it daily.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 01-12-2014, 01:26 PM

According to you..
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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 01-12-2014, 03:59 PM

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Women all need to be spanked, constantly. A woman whose backside is not in absolute agony will do nothing but force men to sodomize her,
Those were the good old days, now it's the other way around.

Now the homer/femnazi lobby is "pushing" (quite literally) for bend-over boysfriends

If you want to read how low they get, you might (if your soul and stomach can handle it) see for yourself. That is what undercover lezbos are doing to pre-gayeez LIEBeral boys nowadays.

WARNING, not safe for most. IN FACT NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE, BUT FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED.

http://www.alternet.org/story/83459/...over_boyfriend

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Default Re: why we need to be spanked - 01-12-2014, 11:02 PM

Please Mr Light, this is a prayer shack for women! Take it off to your men's forums please. Surely this is not a suitable post for women to read. I thought I was joining a Christian website, not a pawnographic place!
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