[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

SEA-MONKEYS
Secret Nazi Experiments to Create Supermen
Failed Experiment then Marketed for Financing KKK/Aryan Takeover of America

SEA MONKEYS = NAZI INVENTIONS
CHILDREN THAT BUY SEA MONKEYS = HITLER YOUTH!!!

Do not buy Sea-Monkeys! Mass Sea Monkey industry funnels money to Aryan Superiority groups to wipe out delicate balance of the Four Races and institute WHITE-ONLY SUPERMEN TO FIGHT AGAINST SPACESHIP JESUS LANDING OF 12/21/2012.

Nazi scientists have been to known to experiment with creating Supermen via using Sperm Whale and Giant Squid mating to create Thousand-Year Eggs (henceforth creating Hulk Hogan), but an alternative experiment by Dr. Harold von Braunhut was less successful. Dr. Braunhut tried to create "instant Supermen" via means of dropping mutated Giant Squid/Shrimp creatures in salt water to make a being capable of giving birth to Supermen.

ADOLPH HITLER CAME UP WITH SEA MONKEY IDEA DURING 1942 STALINGRAD FIASCO ON A COCAINE TRIP. Nazi Dreams of having millions of super Aryan soldiers available at a short notice, by dropping mutated bioproduct into salt water. The result was disaster. All that happened was simple brine shrimp.

Capitalizing off this failure, SEA-MONKEYS NOW SOLD TO INNOCENT CHILDREN VIA COMIC BOOKS TO FINANCE ARYAN AGENDA.All Sea-Monkey Money goes to KKK. STOP SEA-MONKEY INDUSTRY TODAY!

Sea-Monkeys telepathic organisms tell children "WORSHIP HITLER" and "WHITE IS RIGHT". How many black kids you know have Sea-Monkeys? Exactly. White children undergo SEA MONKEY INDOCTRINATION having erotic dreams of sex with brine shrimp and impregnating their fragile brains with Nazi propoganda.

STOP NAZIS STOP SEA MONKEYS STOP THE AGENDA!!!!!!