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Default What are the guide lines for courtship and more ? - 10-21-2009, 02:56 PM

What are the guide lines for courtship and more ?
If I may ask a few questions ,not that I have my eye on anyone special.

1 What are the proper christian rules for courtship at LBC?

2 how long is the courtship anyhoo ?

3 what are the requirements to become a TRUE CHRISTIAN ?

4 what are the requirements for baptism at LBC ?

5 what sort of dowelry is to be expected ?

6 If a payment is to be made to the ladies Pa, how much and can it be in livestock?

7 If my Pa is dead does it then go to the Pastor or LBC ?

8 on the subject of baptism and being a virgin, If I have lost my flower some years and a couple of kids ago,will I become a virgin again when I am baptised ? Kinda goes with being born again don't it ?

9 If I am baptised in the winter will they break the ice on the river first or do I have to do it my self with an ax? Or ( and I hope ) is there a heated pool?
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Default Re: What are the guide lines for courtship and more ? - 10-21-2009, 08:07 PM

Well, Miss Lola, not that "I'm in the hunt" or something, but I thought I might respond to you.

1 What are the proper christian rules for courtship at LBC?
A chaperon isn't abolutely required, but strongly suggesteded. Rev. Jim often does this. He does require some private time with the bride-to-be to give her his wise counselling.


2 how long is the courtship anyhoo ?
No less than 24 hours.


3 what are the requirements to become a TRUE CHRISTIAN ?
It will help your greatly to have a husband.

4 what are the requirements for baptism at LBC ?
On a worse case basis, some scuba gear.

5 what sort of dowelry is to be expected ?
Our menfolk don't give doweries. But the woman should understand she will be required to turn over all her worldly goods to her new husband.

6 If a payment is to be made to the ladies Pa, how much and can it be in livestock?
Livestock is acceptable. Especially is they're well-trained coon dogs.

7 If my Pa is dead does it then go to the Pastor or LBC ?
I can't believe you asked this. We call it tithing.

8 on the subject of baptism and being a virgin, If I have lost my flower some years and a couple of kids ago,will I become a virgin again when I am baptised ? Kinda goes with being born again don't it ?
Baptismal water can work wonders on ladies parts.

9 If I am baptised in the winter will they break the ice on the river first or do I have to do it my self with an ax? Or ( and I hope ) is there a heated pool?
No, we bust the hole. Oh, and see my answer to number 4 above. Add a wet suit.


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Default Re: What are the guide lines for courtship and more ? - 10-22-2009, 01:31 AM

So it would be better to get married first. then get baptised and then I can become a TRUE CHRISTIAN..

Don't have a wet suit,only my birthday suit will that do?

I got 4 coon dogs 1 will be with pups in a few weeks.They are red bone coon dogs ever hear of them? Them was the kind that Jed Clamped had on TV .I sure miss that show .It was wholesome too

I get it when the Pa is dead.Give cash to the Pastor,in fact when in doubt give cash to the pastor. Correct?


thanks fer the help kind sir
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Default Re: What are the guide lines for courtship and more ? - 10-26-2009, 05:52 PM

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So it would be better to get married first. then get baptised and then I can become a TRUE CHRISTIAN..

Don't have a wet suit,only my birthday suit will that do?

I got 4 coon dogs 1 will be with pups in a few weeks.They are red bone coon dogs ever hear of them? Them was the kind that Jed Clamped had on TV .I sure miss that show .It was wholesome too

I get it when the Pa is dead.Give cash to the Pastor,in fact when in doubt give cash to the pastor. Correct?


thanks fer the help kind sir
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Default Re: What are the guide lines for courtship and more ? - 10-26-2009, 06:20 PM

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3 what are the requirements to become a TRUE CHRISTIAN ?
It will help your greatly to have a husband.
Im gettin confuzed. If me and Lola got married at Freehold wouldnt that make us True Christians or sounds like Lola might oughta be married before she can be a True Christian. We really both of us love Jesus all the way and we love the LBC nearly as much too. I just dont know if we better tie the know before or after we move to Freehold. I kinda thouight itd be real nice if our special friend Pastor Zeke would perform our weddin but I aint even asked Lola about it so I dont even know if shed have me yet but if she will I think shed agreed with me that we might oughta ask Pastor Zeke. I got a appointment with the doctor on Friday about that thing you mentioned Rev M. Rodimer. Thanks!


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