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Default Mooselimbs try to create a new Berserkeley - 10-26-2007, 02:54 PM

It seems that the king of Towelheadistan is spending his oil money trying to create a new enclave for the Darwinista liberal intellectual elite. Exactly what the world needed was another Berkeley or Ann Arbor.

From the house organ of New York's gay bath houses:

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Saudi King Tries to Grow Modern Ideas in Desert


JIDDA, Saudi Arabia, Oct. 25 — On a marshy peninsula 50 miles from this Red Sea port, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia is staking $12.5 billion on a gargantuan bid to catch up with the West in science and technology.

Between an oil refinery and the sea, the monarch is building from scratch a graduate research institution that will have one of the 10 largest endowments in the world, worth more than $10 billion.

Its planners say men and women will study side by side in an enclave walled off from the rest of Saudi society, the country’s notorious religious police will be barred and all religious and ethnic groups will be welcome in a push for academic freedom and international collaboration sure to test the kingdom’s cultural and religious limits.

This undertaking is directly at odds with the kingdom’s religious establishment, which severely limits women’s rights and rejects coeducation and robust liberal inquiry as unthinkable.
While I have no respect at all for the blasphemous moon cult known as Is-lame, I will say this much for the mooselimbs: They don't waste any time or effort on any such hippy liberal nonsense as "academic freedom and international collaboration" or "robust liberal inquiry," and they pay no attention to the feminazi call to give uppity females the special privilege of being treated just like the superior sex. Now they're abandoning even the few positive features of their pagan superstition.

Anyway, King Ab-duh-llah has it exactly backwards. Jesus hasn't blessed America because of science and technology. We have such things because Jesus has blessed us. And why has Jesus blessed us? Jesus has blessed us because our nation is dedicated to Him and not to the false prophet Moe-ham-head, who rewrote Scripture so that he could corner the market in underaged "wives."


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Default Re: Mooselimbs try to create a new Berserkeley - 10-26-2007, 03:55 PM

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It seems that the king of Towelheadistan is spending his oil money trying to create a new enclave for the Darwinista liberal intellectual elite. Exactly what the world needed was another Berkeley or Ann Arbor.

From the house organ of New York's gay bath houses:

While I have no respect at all for the blasphemous moon cult known as Is-lame, I will say this much for the mooselimbs: They don't waste any time or effort on any such hippy liberal nonsense as "academic freedom and international collaboration" or "robust liberal inquiry," and they pay no attention to the feminazi call to give uppity females the special privilege of being treated just like the superior sex. Now they're abandoning even the few positive features of their pagan superstition.
I wouldn't be so quick to jump to conclusions. Maybe the towelheads have finally had a good idea for once. Read this bit again:

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Its planners say men and women will study side by side in an enclave walled off from the rest of Saudi society, the country’s notorious religious police will be barred and all religious and ethnic groups will be welcome...
So, they get all the freethinkers, uppity women, Bolshevist Jews and other troublemakers, and put them in a special area walled off from the rest of society and hidden from the world...can anyone else see where I'm going with this one?


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