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Default Teachers Forces Atheism on Students - 12-17-2007, 11:16 PM

THIS kind of blatant persecution of Christians in seccular classrooms is all too common in America these days, but particularly in Godless Californicatia. Why won't these monkey worshiping professors let us worship God in the way He commands?

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History teacher sued over anti-Christian comments

MISSION VIEJO (AP) — A history teacher has been sued for making what one student calls anti-Christian comments in the classroom.

The case has sparked a debate about the role that a teacher’s convictions should play in their lessons.

Capistrano Valley High School sophomore Chad Farnan and his parents filed the lawsuit against James Corbett last week.

They allege that Corbett’s remarks during an advanced European history class violated a clause in the First Amendment that prohibits the government from promoting religious intolerance.

Court papers cited tape-recorded classroom comments that allegedly included Corbett saying, “When you put on your Jesus glasses, you can’t see the truth,” and other remarks that troubled Farnan.

Farnan claimed that Corbett’s lessons were one-sided.

Supporters said Corbett routinely uses tactics in the classroom that question the merits of religion and force students to think about their convictions and faith.

“Corbett has been a powerful reminder to me that we Christians’ do not have the monopoly on truth,” Capistrano Valley High geography and history teacher Tom Airey wrote in the Orange County Register’s opinion section. “In an age where there is probably too much emphasis on teaching to the standards and getting the facts’ right, Corbett is training young students to think critically.”

Federal and district guidelines don’t ban teachers from discussing religion, especially in a history class where discussion of religious historical events is common. But teachers are expected to be fair and neither promote nor denigrate religions in their treatment of the topics

“All of his opinions would have been fine with us if he had invited opposing points of view and the class was actually debating,” said parent Birgit O’Hearn, 46, of Mission Viejo, who pulled her daughter out of Corbett’s class this year. “But the opinions he was putting forth are not opinions that are worthy of an instructor.”

School officials were more reserved about passing judgment.

“Obviously, the district will be looking into everyone’s rights and responsibilities, and the safety and welfare of the kids,” Capistrano Unified school board President Mike Darnold said.
The "safety and welfare of the kids" depend on them accepting Christ as their Savior! What else is there to "look into?" That teacher has a "righ and responsibility" to help guide those innocent young minds to Jesus open and waiting arms, end of discussion.

Personally, I thank God every single day that He gave me those "Jesus glasses."


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Teachers Forces Atheism on Students - 12-18-2007, 06:37 PM

Isn't there a marine base close by. Maybe the rookies could do some live fire exercises in this guy's class room. One who gets the atheist scum first gets a free pass to Freehold, IA for his promotion party.
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Default Re: Teachers Forces Atheism on Students - 12-19-2007, 12:03 AM

Actually, that base isn't in use right now. But I keep some serious heat in the back of my Cadillac, right next to the hand sanitizer and my leather bound first edition collection of the "Left Behind" series. I would consider it my sacred Christian duty to rid Orange County of this nasty blemish on our otherwise pristine Republican landscape. In the words of the late, great brother, Gene Scott, we'll "Kill some piss ants for Jesus." Yee-haw!


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Default Re: Teachers Forces Atheism on Students - 12-19-2007, 03:19 AM

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Isn't there a marine base close by?
Pretty soon, they'll be taking Jesus out of the Marine Corps, too. Check this out. The "Military Religious Freedom Foundation" (aka, in case you had to ask, the Jews) is suing to prevent Christians in the Army from practicing their religion. They can't even put a pinup poster of Christian supermodel Ann Coulter up in the barracks! Do they actually want our brave boys to go into battle, defending our freedoms from Al Queida and the Commies in Russia, WITHOUT GOD ON OUR SIDE!!!!!????

It gets worse. Without religion to hold them in check, the nigras in the Army will run wild. Do these idiots really want to set a million armed and crazed nigras loose on the streets of America? It's absolutely insane, there won't be a safe place for a white woman anywhere. And you know they'll keep filing lawsuits until they find some Jew judge who'll do it, too.

Bottom line, these idiots won't let you practice Christianity, but it's OK for some minimum wage public school teacher to tell your kids that Christianity is wrong. So much for religious freedom in America!!!!

When Ahmehenejad's Satanic legions roll into America because we're not fighting him over there, he's gonna make all the kids speak only his native Arabic and force them all to worship the demon Allah. Then the Jews will all be crying, "If only we'd listened to Ann Coulter when we had the chance!!!!" Well, asswipes, that's when we True Christians™ plan to rapture out of here and leave you to clean up your damned own mess.

This is just one more reason to choose homeschooling, or, better yet, if you're blessed to live in Freehold, Iowa or have a broadband Internet connection, the surprisingly affordable Landover Christian Elementary School.



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Personally, I thank God every single day that He gave me those "Jesus glasses."
Jesus glasses are an amazing invention. The optomitrist at the Freehold charity optometry office can order glasses with these special lenses. I encourage all members to order a pair.

There are two types of polarizing filters, a circular and linear. In the early days of developing Jesus glasses, a linear polarizer would cause problems with the auto focus. To combat that, a circular polarizer was created. Outwardly, there is no difference, but the way the light is filtered is changed as to not affect the auto focus. In today's glasses, both types will usually work, but to be on the safe side, try to choose a circular polarizer (CPL). You will not be able to tell any difference in your perception between the two.

Installing the after market filter is easy enough, just peel and apply the film to your existing lenses. Of course, you will need a lens that isn't already polarized. Also, be mindful of the diameter of your lens so you get the right size. With most filters, you are all set and ready to see the world. Not so with the polarizing Jesus filter. As you can see, once installed there is very little difference in the appearance of the glasses or their function. However, you now have an additional boost to your perception compared to regular glasses.


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Default Re: Teachers Forces Atheism on Students - 12-25-2007, 07:34 PM

How is life through Crazy goggles?

I just have to ask though, why is it so hard for you to believe that the earth always was? If it had to have been created by something then wouldn't god have had to be created by something to?
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You tell us, they seem to be working for you.


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How is life through Crazy goggles?

I just have to ask though, why is it so hard for you to believe that the earth always was? If it had to have been created by something then wouldn't god have had to be created by something to?
It seems completely crazy to reject Jesus. All you have to do is look around you to see how obvious it is that atheism fails.

1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.


As for that old hoary chestnut of "Who created God?", some things you just can't know until you reach Paradise and you can ask Him directly. Right now you're alive, and God has given us His Holy Word to guide us. That should be enough.

You remind me of a man who is standing in a burning house, demanding to know what fire is made out of.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Teachers Forces Atheism on Students - 12-26-2007, 02:39 PM

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How is life through Crazy goggles?

I just have to ask though, why is it so hard for you to believe that the earth always was? If it had to have been created by something then wouldn't god have had to be created by something to?
Now see, this is how you show yourself to be a total idiot:
First you say that something (earth) could have always been without being created.
And then you say that something (God) can't have always been, but must have been created to exist..


Can't you even see the mile wide contradiction there?
Seriosuly, if you think the earth can have always existed, why not God?
What typical stupid atheist double-standard nonsense you post..
God hates tards, tard.


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Wise words as always, Pastor Ezekiel!

Ex nihilo nihil fit. A whorish chestnut indeed -- perhaps to be roasted upon an open fire, like those witches who wander into our blessed bandwidth ought to be, and will be on Judgment Day? Time is money, and only Joos have the spare cash and parorexic hours to spend parsing origin in this way -- personally, I think there's a direct connection between the Christ-killers and this kind of question; some Old Testament antibody tossed into a simmering secularist juice to rob it of its potency. When I ruminate upon the Book of your namesake, Ezekiel, I shudder to think of what became of it in their grubby hands. Poor Madonna, lost in Jerusalem -- couldn't we save her and Lourdes? At least she's blond.

You might well ask who made aerosol cheese -- but a True Christian™ would just spray it upon a cracker and eat it.The other day a Communist acquaintance (they are all Communists here, even the sled dogs) dared to ask me why Jesus values Americans more than He does Sand Negroes.

This set me to thinking.

A gentleman connected with the Rockefeller Institute discloses that, among hundreds of letters of denunciation received by the institution during the past year was one from a man in Arkansas who took the view that all this modern education is dangerous and that the new-fangled practice of grounding preachers in Latin and Greek is especially pernicious. They ought to be taught in English, and only English, he said, adding in conclusion, "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me." (The New Yorker, 4 December 1926)

Those in Jootown can sneer, as is their wont -- but isn't it obvious that Jesus speaks most eloquently in American English at this time -- and since we are headed headlong into the End Times, as all of us know... doesn't that make Jesus' choice of language as clear as day seen from a Boeing once the nimbus clouds of the Devil are pierced?

Now that demons no longer trouble my sleep (thank you, Landover!), I lie in my lumpy bed thinking about the Lord -- and last night I thought about those sinners swathed in the so-called Ancient World. Dante, despite being a Mary-worshiping Wop, gave us some fine Cibachrome snapshots of Inferno -- and he trusted Virgil... but only to a point.

Just as that Dante dude looked upon the so-called Ancients, so we ought to look at everybody living before the American Century... before the present time -- may I be so bold as to call it harvest time? -- as fundamentally deprived; we can appreciate the work done by Aramaic-speaking heathens, exalt Nazi rocket scientists, eat pizza, etc. ...but in the end we must recognize that only Americans are capable of proper worship. All foreigners are simply Jesus-challenged, to steal a liberal phrase for the Lord.

Condemned as I am to groan beneath Swedish Stalinism, as a consequence of my sins, I perceive America's greatness ever more clearly -- this perception has the whoosh and bang of the Everclear I knew in my childhood.

God created Americans in his own image. I have no trouble admitting to the fact that America wasn't discovered until 1492, unless it was glimpsed a little earlier by pasty-faced pagan Norsemen named after leaves -- but God created all things, and the King James Bible suggests throughout that God had Americans in mind.

Before we were addled by liberalism, we always spoke of the discovery of America, and it is only now that we take note of the non-English-speaking savages who lived there before; but I am sure God knew that they would end up building casinos and imbibing much firewater. In the end, I think we must look upon God Himself exactly like that. America didn't really exist until Americans got there. God exists, and God is great. Our business is business -- and what came before Him is none of our business.

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Default Re: Teachers Forces Atheism on Students - 12-26-2007, 06:07 PM

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How is life through Crazy goggles?

I just have to ask though, why is it so hard for you to believe that the earth always was?
No-one believes that. Not even the secularists believe that. Your commie overlord Richard Dawkins claims everything was created by a giant explosion (like that makes sense!), but he doesn't "believe that the earth always was." Get your dogma straight.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: Teachers Forces Atheism on Students - 12-27-2007, 01:12 AM

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Wise words as always, Pastor Ezekiel!

Ex nihilo nihil fit. A whorish chestnut indeed -- perhaps to be roasted upon an open fire, like those witches who wander into our blessed bandwidth ought to be, and will be on Judgment Day? Time is money, and only Joos have the spare cash and parorexic hours to spend parsing origin in this way -- personally, I think there's a direct connection between the Christ-killers and this kind of question; some Old Testament antibody tossed into a simmering secularist juice to rob it of its potency. When I ruminate upon the Book of your namesake, Ezekiel, I shudder to think of what became of it in their grubby hands. Poor Madonna, lost in Jerusalem -- couldn't we save her and Lourdes? At least she's blond.

You might well ask who made aerosol cheese -- but a True Christian™ would just spray it upon a cracker and eat it.The other day a Communist acquaintance (they are all Communists here, even the sled dogs) dared to ask me why Jesus values Americans more than He does Sand Negroes.

This set me to thinking.

A gentleman connected with the Rockefeller Institute discloses that, among hundreds of letters of denunciation received by the institution during the past year was one from a man in Arkansas who took the view that all this modern education is dangerous and that the new-fangled practice of grounding preachers in Latin and Greek is especially pernicious. They ought to be taught in English, and only English, he said, adding in conclusion, "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me." (The New Yorker, 4 December 1926)

Those in Jootown can sneer, as is their wont -- but isn't it obvious that Jesus speaks most eloquently in American English at this time -- and since we are headed headlong into the End Times, as all of us know... doesn't that make Jesus' choice of language as clear as day seen from a Boeing once the nimbus clouds of the Devil are pierced?

Now that demons no longer trouble my sleep (thank you, Landover!), I lie in my lumpy bed thinking about the Lord -- and last night I thought about those sinners swathed in the so-called Ancient World. Dante, despite being a Mary-worshiping Wop, gave us some fine Cibachrome snapshots of Inferno -- and he trusted Virgil... but only to a point.

Just as that Dante dude looked upon the so-called Ancients, so we ought to look at everybody living before the American Century... before the present time -- may I be so bold as to call it harvest time? -- as fundamentally deprived; we can appreciate the work done by Aramaic-speaking heathens, exalt Nazi rocket scientists, eat pizza, etc. ...but in the end we must recognize that only Americans are capable of proper worship. All foreigners are simply Jesus-challenged, to steal a liberal phrase for the Lord.

Condemned as I am to groan beneath Swedish Stalinism, as a consequence of my sins, I perceive America's greatness ever more clearly -- this perception has the whoosh and bang of the Everclear I knew in my childhood.

God created Americans in his own image. I have no trouble admitting to the fact that America wasn't discovered until 1492, unless it was glimpsed a little earlier by pasty-faced pagan Norsemen named after leaves -- but God created all things, and the King James Bible suggests throughout that God had Americans in mind.

Before we were addled by liberalism, we always spoke of the discovery of America, and it is only now that we take note of the non-English-speaking savages who lived there before; but I am sure God knew that they would end up building casinos and imbibing much firewater. In the end, I think we must look upon God Himself exactly like that. America didn't really exist until Americans got there. God exists, and God is great. Our business is business -- and what came before Him is none of our business.

Yours in Christ,
Magna, née Magnus
I was touched by your candor, though with a touch of european verbosity, in presenting the obvious GOD LOVES THE US of AMERICA, THE US of AMERICA MUST LOVE GOD!

PRAISE THE LORD!
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