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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-17-2009, 10:05 PM
Why would you care?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-17-2009, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by AtheistsGuy
You Guys have no right to be saying wich religion is false or not.
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Says who?
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what if your religion is false have you ever asked yourself
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What a silly question. Our religion is in complete agreement with God's Word, the Holy King James Bible, and is therefore true.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-17-2009, 11:50 PM
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You Guys have no right to be saying wich religion is false or not. what if your religion is false have you ever asked yourself
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-17-2009, 11:54 PM
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You Guys have no right to be saying wich religion is false or not. what if your religion is false have you ever asked yourself
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We have the right to say and do anything we like. We are backed by the blood of Jesus and the Holy Bible. Also we own this forum, pal.
Your rights as a monkey-worshiping God mocker can be found HERE.
Jesus always wins.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-12-2009, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
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I though Jesus was a Jew?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-12-2009, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Seawitch
I though Jesus was a Jew?
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You thought wrong. If Jesus was a hook-nosed Joo, why did they kill Him?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-21-2009, 04:05 AM
"Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own."
Now....I really have to think that this should be the least likely thing I should find here. Hmm...well let's take a look here at the ten commandments, now shall we?
1. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
2. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
4. "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."
5. "Honor thy father and thy mother:"
6. "Thou shalt not kill."
7. "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
8. "Thou shalt not steal."
9. "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
10. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."
Oh wait....what's number six say? oh...that's right..."Thou Shalt not kill."
tsk tsk...
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-21-2009, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by fireflyespitonus
"Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own."
Now....I really have to think that this should be the least likely thing I should find here. Hmm...well let's take a look here at the ten commandments, now shall we?
1. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
2. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
4. "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."
5. "Honor thy father and thy mother:"
6. "Thou shalt not kill."
7. "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
8. "Thou shalt not steal."
9. "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
10. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."
Oh wait....what's number six say? oh...that's right..."Thou Shalt not kill."
tsk tsk...
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You obviously no absolutely nothing about the Holy Bible. When God orders us to kill witches (for example), do you think He is being inconsistent?
And by the way, that same old testament you are waving in our faces says that sodomites are an abomination who should be killed. I trust you agree with EVERYTHING in the Holy Bible, and aren't just a cherry-picking God mocker.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-24-2009, 05:45 AM
The liberal churches. How dare they disgrace God's Word with...interpretation. Ugh! I am in utter disgust of these traitors. It's no wonder people think Jesus was soft. In fact, they are probably the greatest forces in keeping Freemasonry and Judaism alive and well.
But you know who's the worst of the liberal "denominations"? It's those Quakers. Not only do they atheize young minds with their oatmeal, they also purport the ideal that everyone in the church should have equal status and speaking rights...as if!
Honestly, George Fox and William Penn were (along with most other Quakers), in all likelihood, time-traveling communists sent back in time by the Russians to corrupt good 'ol fashioned Christianity. Either that, or time-traveling sodomites sent back in time to corrupt Christians with their secret gay agenda.
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-24-2009, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Tertius The Scribe
[...]But you know who's the worst of the liberal "denominations"? It's those Quakers. Not only do they atheize young minds with their oatmeal, they also purport the ideal that everyone in the church should have equal status and speaking rights...as if!
Honestly, George Fox and William Penn were (along with most other Quakers), in all likelihood, time-traveling communists sent back in time by the Russians to corrupt good 'ol fashioned Christianity. Either that, or time-traveling sodomites sent back in time to corrupt Christians with their secret gay agenda.
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You are, of course correct about the Quakers, they are mad and allow women and children (even female ones) to speak in church.
Further, I have never yet found anyone called Fox worthy of respect; I conclude that their name is the deed:
Eze:13:4: O Israel, thy prophets are like the foxes in the deserts.
Eze:13:5: Ye have not gone up into the gaps, neither made up the hedge for the house of Israel to stand in the battle in the day of the LORD.
Eze:13:6: They have seen vanity and lying divination, saying, The LORD saith: and the LORD hath not sent them: and they have made others to hope that they would confirm the word.
Anyone reading, however brief, his biography, cannot but be incredulous that, upon hearing voices in his head, he thought The Lord spoke to him, when it was abundantly clear from his Godless rantings that he was beset by demon voices.
William Penn is a false prophet par excellence! Not only did he espouse pacifism when we all know that “The Lord is a man of war” but he had a plan for a United States of Europe, "European Dyet, Parliament or Estates," This is now reality and is a Godless, fag-enabling, grouping of atheists and Catlix. His master, Satan, taught him well!
If anyone has any doubts as to the iniquity of Penn, look only to the name gave to Pennsylvania's largest city; in translation, Philadelphia is "Brotherly Love"!! Homers, the lot of them!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-29-2009, 08:29 PM
I voted for Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers withought looking at the other options.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-31-2009, 12:13 AM
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I think Harekrishnarians are the worst
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I think preaching christians, are the worst! Can't we all learn to get along? All religion came from the same source, so why are we fighting? Didn't your god tell you to love thy neighbor??
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05-31-2009, 12:23 AM
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I think preaching christians, are the worst! Can't we all learn to get along? All religion came from the same source,
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It either True christianity, which is of God or it is false gods. Coming from the same source is like saying you'd drink a bellyful of water from the Hudson at its source or at its mouth. No idea, just agree with God and thus with Landover.
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Didn't your god tell you to love thy neighbor??
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This is a very, very, childish and naive view of the Words of God. It is the sort of thing that gets trotted out by idiots who have never read a bible in their life. Neighbor here means "Fellow True Christian™". I suggest you see how Jesus will deal with non-True Christians in Luke 19:27, not too neighborly is it?
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05-31-2009, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
It either True christianity, which is of God or it is false gods. Coming from the same source is like saying you'd drink a bellyful of water from the Hudson at its source or at its mouth. No idea, just agree with God and thus with Landover. This is a very, very, childish and naive view of the Words of God. It is the sort of thing that gets trotted out by idiots who have never read a bible in their life. Neighbor here means "Fellow True Christian™". I suggest you see how Jesus will deal with non-True Christians in Luke 19:27, not too neighborly is it?
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Perfect example of a preaching christian! Honestly, love, childish? Is having an open mind against the church?
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05-31-2009, 02:40 AM
I think the Heretic cults that follow the Gods of Chaos are the most foul. The Bloodthirsty Khorne, The Promiscuous Slaanesh, The Disgusting and Vile Nurgle, and the Prince of Change Tzeentch.
ew. Just, ew.
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05-31-2009, 02:57 AM
I agree with E dud.
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06-04-2009, 12:23 AM
Penny pinching bagel meisters? Oh, 'modern Christians' still in denial that Jesus was a black Jew?
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06-04-2009, 12:25 AM
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Penny pinching bagel meisters? Oh, 'modern Christians' still in denial that Jesus was a black Jew?
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Prove it, or apologize to Jesus.
Jesus is not a damned joo!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-04-2009, 02:32 AM
I crusifyed jesus
it was fun i also was his gay lover
jesus was a fag and proud
why do you think he was so thtyslish
also id like to say my boyfriend and may worship satan, were black, and we burned the bible over 9000 times
love you dudeth btw your priest is a fag i know for fact
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-04-2009, 02:41 AM
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I crusifyed jesus
it was fun i also was his gay lover
jesus was a fag and proud
why do you think he was so thtyslish
also id like to say my boyfriend and may worship satan, were black, and we burned the bible over 9000 times
love you dudeth btw your priest is a fag i know for fact
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What I learned from this intelligent post... - Spelling and capitalization are unnecessary.
- His boyfriend and "May", whoever she is, worship Satan.
- They WERE black, but apparently not anymore.
- It takes him 9000 times to burn a single Bible. Most idiots can do it in one or two tries.
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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