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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Innkeeper for Christ
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-02-2021, 04:16 AM
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I didn't know Justin Trudeau was a YouTube personality or that he was a member of the Russian Orthodox false church.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-24-2022, 11:28 AM
All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lord[hint hint it's not that anorexic middle eastern man]Karl.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-24-2022, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mandemulus
All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lord[hint hint it's not that anorexic middle eastern man]Karl.
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Who are you? Would you care to introduce yourself?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-24-2022, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Mandemulus
All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lord[hint hint it's not that anorexic middle eastern man]Karl.
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Karl? Is that the new crackpot religion?
Landover is not based on "religion(s)" but on simple historical facts. Maybe you're thinking of Carl Jung – but he's not middle eastern. He's Swiss. Here's some Swiss music.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-24-2022, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Mandemulus
All religions are bad.This is because all religions are false other then the one of the true lord[hint hint it's not that anorexic middle eastern man]Karl.
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It's Carl, with a C.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
06-24-2022, 03:33 PM
We've already covered Carl with a C. Please try to keep up. Perhaps some more Swiss music is necessary? Now will you accept Christ?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-21-2022, 02:25 PM
No Asatru , Rodnovery, Romuva ect?
Those are the best "false religions"
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
08-21-2022, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by RoccoSiegheili
No Asatru , Rodnovery, Romuva ect?
Those are the best "false religions"
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We're actually looking for THE WORST false religions.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
04-04-2023, 01:19 PM
the worst false religgion is pentecostals
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
04-04-2023, 01:20 PM
you spelled "born again christian" wrong
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
04-04-2023, 01:43 PM
I meant pentecostals
they believe you can speak in tongues and probably drink holy water that is really just tainted water
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
04-04-2023, 02:03 PM
Pentecostals make fools of themselves with the fake speaking in tongues and the bouncing around in church like a bunch of honey covered negroes beneath a beehive. But still, they believe in Jesus and in His Word, the Holy Bible, so they are good Christians.
If you want to call out people who claim to be Christians but who really aren't, why not talk about the Mormons, the Catholics, or the Episcopalians?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
04-04-2023, 02:21 PM
what about the destructive cult known as Jehovah's Witnesses?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
04-04-2023, 02:50 PM
They don't have holy water.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
04-04-2023, 03:17 PM
nah but the Jehovah's Witnesses have more propaganda than Donald Trump
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
04-05-2023, 12:28 PM
I just found out that True Christianity™ is the worst false religion... they worship the Demiurge who created the place worse than actual Hell known as Earth
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