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Jesus Jesus is Risen! GLORY! Of the Truth™, Tombs, and Tardigrades - 04-05-2015, 09:12 AM



GLORY!

It is Resurrection Day! As True Christians™ we do not need intellectual justification for this unlikely yet inevitable event! We have the proof. It is the wonderful proof of the Bible (Matthew 28:6), the proof of eyewitness testimonials. Not only that of the evangelists but also of the five hundred and more (1 Corinthians 15:6) who saw Jesus alive after His death and gave their eyewitness accounts to the one Book that rules them all, The KJV Bible. Why would these people lie? They wouldn't and that's why we can also rely on their message of Hope and Salvation.

But Resurrection Day is also the day when the most repulsive atheist persecution takes place in the form of mocking and doubt. For them we must be able to prove without any reasonable doubt that the Resurrection story is not only spiritually necessary; it is also scientifically logical and irrefutable. We must ask the following question:

What took place in the Tomb?

The days whilst Jesus was dead are in obscurity but by using Creation Science we can decipher the events during the initial decomposition and the subsequent recomposition, reversal of entropy, re-arrangement of Jesusian tissues into living form.



1. Was Jesus conscious?
  • He must have been, as He is God (John 10:30) and God is always guarding us and watching us lest we trespass (Ezra 9:6).
2. How did Jesus know how to make dead flesh already being consumed by intestinal bacteria living, breathing tissue once more?
  • He had PRACTICE! He practiced on Jairus's 12-year-old daughter, a relatively fresh dead cadaver.
Luke 8:54
And he put them all out, and took her by the hand, and called, saying, Maid, arise.
  • He also practiced on Lazarus, a corpse in a more advanced stage of decomposition. This was much more difficult as Lazarus had been dead a considerable amount of time (4 days) and the smell was overwhelming.
John 11:39
Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days.
  • After these preliminary attempts Jesus was more than ready to take on His own resurrection and the task was much easier as the timeframe was also considerably shorter than the 4 days for Lazarus.
  • Thus, The SKILL was there.


2. What are the most pivotal issues when resurrecting someone?

You've got to get the basic functions of the body rescued from the grasp of vile entropy (that incidentally proves evolution false). The crucial biological systems that have to function are the nerves (electricity), bloodflow (heart pumping) and (this is bit technical, Ladies), membrane transport accross cellular structures. The Bible reveals that this was a simple feat for Jesus.
  • Electricity is easy! God is the master of all things electrifying!
Isaiah 30:30
LORD shall cause his glorious voice to be heard, and shall shew the lighting down of his arm, with the indignation of his anger, and with the flame of a devouring fire, with scattering, and tempest, and hailstones.
  • The pumping action of the heart is easy! God is the master of all things cardiac! God can change the consistency and elastic properties of the heart muscle at will!
Exodus 7:13
And he hardened Pharaoh's heart, that he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said.
  • Membrane transport is easy! God is the master of much more large-scale transport than the microscopic membrane potentials of cell biology!
Psalms 18:7
Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth.
  • There you have it. Nervous system, brain, blood flow, metabolism. All this does take time. It takes a few days but the result was magnificent. The risen Jesus. The promise! Eternal Salvation for us who have Faith in Him and Follow His commandments. Eternal Damnation to the repugnant heathen who refuse His call (John 3:16-18).

4. A permanent sign of God's Goodwill for Eternity until Rapture and Tribulations: the tardigrade

Tardigrades are semi-microscopic animals of the Created tardigrade kind that due to genetic entropy have diversified quite a lot since the few millenia after the Flood and they are now omnipresent animals in sweet waters Created by Jesus. The most significant issue, however, is that they are being resurrected all the time by Jesus.

These animals can be desiccated and stored dead for years. After rehydration they go on their business as usual. They can be sent with "spececrafts" up close to the Firmament where they perish from thin air and once they are returned, they resurrect. They are soulless numb animals and they can do it. This is something that evolution absolutely cannot comprehend.


The probability of this taking place by the pure random chance that evolution requires is infinitesimally small. In fact, the probability value is approximately 1/(infinity - 1). This is impossible. All these minor resurrections must thus be commanded by Jesus. If the tardigrades can do it, so can we get into Heaven if we follow the True Christian™ path! This is proven by God's own Word!

Hebrews 2:4
God also bearing [them] witness, both with signs and wonders, and with divers miracles, and gifts of the Holy Ghost, according to his own will?

The tardigrade issue in indeed a sign and a wonder, a diverse miracle that science can observe but not explain. We can. It is part of the glorious continuum:
  • Jesus lives -> Jesus dies tortured -> Jesus meticulously re-arranges His tissues and comes to life-> Jesus shows us wonders -> the tardigrade is a miracle -> also we can get to Heaven if we avoid blsphemy, fornication, sodomy and secular science.
Jesus is risen. It is Resurrection Day! If we persist, we can one day be as glorious as the tardigrade and conquer the rotting flesh of death.


This is a tardigrade. Jesus shows us through this Creature how the Biochemistry of Resurrection works!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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