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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-22-2012, 11:17 PM
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...How can you let children watch a show that inspires so much sick freaks to write sidestories like that "cupcake" episode?
In your research, did you come across the "Two Ponies, One Feedbag" video?

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-23-2012, 12:24 AM
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In your research, did you come across the "Two Ponies, One Feedbag" video?
I did. I had to work damn hard to get to see it though.
I had to infiltrate several pony porn websites, and had to take some pictures of my own horse before they answered my request to see evidence that Rainbow Dash is a Lesbian. All that to show those 14-year old atheist queers what My Little Pony inspires people to create.

And do I get gratitude from them? No, absolutely not. They say I fabricated my research. They say I never actually saw that video of ponies relieving themselves and doing unspeakable things with their excrement. I mean, how can a pony eat stuff that came from another female pony and not be gay?

I would never had made it though if I didn't have my Bible along with me the whole trip through the internets. I felt Jesus presence deep inside me, and had no fear.
Psalm 23:4: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-23-2012, 02:32 AM
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Are you serious people? It's a God damned kids show! If you really can actually fathom anything! You should be able to tell the difference of this and something destructive. You are the reason america has gone to hell
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-24-2012, 12:01 AM
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Are you serious people? It's a God damned kids show!
Exactly. A kids' show damned by God.

I'm glad you understand the problem we have with it!

Brother Thomas Dalton -- could you point us to some of the "fanfic" in which the Lezbean Rainbow Gash is dismembered? Maybe we should share those here.

Bronies FTW: I puzzled over your initials. Then, it came to me: It's a warning. "Bronies [are] Furries, Terrorists, and Wankers". Thank you for admitting to your vile perversions and violent tendencies.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-24-2012, 08:44 PM
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Now, I do see how people think that it is weird that we watch the show, and that we enjoy it.
But do remember that being a ''brony'' is not that you want to jerk off to pony porn.
There is a personality test on the "My Little Pony" website. Post the questions and answers here and I promise I will find a more suitable username for you.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-24-2012, 09:39 PM
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Brother Thomas Dalton -- could you point us to some of the "fanfic" in which the Lezbean Rainbow Gash is dismembered? Maybe we should share those here.
I'll try to make a compilation brother. I have to warn you though: It's quite vile.
It fully deserves a NSFW warning (Not Safe For Women, for the less internets-savvy members among us), so for the ladies, please do not select the following text.

I only posted two of the stories since they seem to be the "tame" ones. I wouldn't want to cluster the forum up with horse porn after all.

First of all: The cupcakes miniseason, found here.
Pinky Pie decides Rainbow Dash has to die because she is a Lesbian, and in a surprisingly re-enactment of a Catholic Mass, she kills her and eats the flesh of her "savior". A review stated that "the most disturbing quality of this fanfic is the accuracy of Pinkie's bubbly personality", so I assume the original creators were involved to get it exactly right. Also of note is how much variation in alternate versions there exist of this fic. It shows that most of the fans want to see this pony die off.

Then: SHED.MOV, which seems to be a off-spin of the original series. Rainbow Dash gets mutilated and killed by Fluttershy for "entering her shed", which is obviously a metaphor for anal rape. The events of this off-spin are never mentioned in the main series however, so the brownies also have no sense of continuity.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-24-2012, 11:27 PM
Well, that was a heartwarming tale, Brother!

It's good to see a Lezbean get a fair warmup before being sent off to be burned alive for all time in God's Lake of Fire!

Of course, vivisection isn't really Biblical, but I guess Porkpie's heart was in the right place. And Rainbow Gash's was . . . well, in a new place!

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Well, that was a heartwarming tale, Brother!

It's good to see a Lezbean get a fair warmup before being sent off to be burned alive for all time in God's Lake of Fire!

Of course, vivisection isn't really Biblical, but I guess Porkpie's heart was in the right place. And Rainbow Gash's was . . . well, in a new place!
Oh i hear you, Brother. They only got what they deserved, i used to have a friend who liked MLP ( i'm not seeing him anymore as i don't want to be associated with such vile, furrie pervert ) and tried to warn he might become a furrie homosexual with AIDS, and then i of course suggested him to go to church to repent and save his soul from the Devil. He never spoke to me again, so i'll suppose he's off having anal sex with horses, can horses have AIDS ? Poor horses.........

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-25-2012, 04:19 PM
Hi, my name is Nicolas. I am the fundator of the 3DG pony-lover society. I am also an important member of the Gentlecolts Collaborations. Indie pony-game developers (see this video for more information).
Just wanted to say that you are all wrong. No one of us masturbate to ponies or furries (mostly). And we are all straight (except for the art director, sorry man!).
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Hi, my name is Nicolas. I am the fundator of the 3DG pony-lover society. I am also an important member of the Gentlecolts Collaborations. Indie pony-game developers .
Just wanted to say that you are all wrong. No one of us masturbate to ponies or furries (mostly). And we are all straight (except for the art director, sorry man!).
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Hi, my name is Nicolas. I am the fundator of the 3DG pony-lover society. I am also an important member of the Gentlecolts Collaborations. Indie pony-game developers .
Just wanted to say that you are all wrong. No one of us masturbate to ponies or furries (mostly). And we are all straight (except for the art director, sorry man!).
Thank you for your attention
So what! What has this got to do with what a splendid chap Jesus is or how to avoid going to Hell for being a faggy idiot obsessed with little girls' plastic toys that were designed purely to distract them from the Lord and make them crave brightly coloured sex toys in later life?


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-25-2012, 05:22 PM
You are just jealous of my advanced understanding of the magic of friendship...
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You are just jealous of my advanced understanding of the magic of friendship...
Oh yes, totally.
2nd Corinthians 6:16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
2nd Corinthians 6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-25-2012, 05:56 PM
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My lost friend, I surely will not insult you. Do you actually spend your days playing the Hungry Hippos game of the seventies? And you are asexual? Do you suppose that this is God's plan for you?

No, He wants so much more for you than a reclusive life of self-doubt and plastic toys. The world that He gave you to achieve for Him! Every day should be an opportunity for Christ!

Will you come out of your shell and be a part of His plan?

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Nah, bro, my username is not from the children's game, but for my love of God's creatures. I've seen the light, the error of my ways. MLP is satanic trash.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-29-2012, 07:08 PM
My dad was doing some research on this subject, after I told him about it, and he found this video:

(It may be shocking to some, and it contains high amounts of homosexual content, so it's really not for the faint hearted. )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRibD...layer_embedded

Keep in mind this is an unedited clip, aside from the music put in at the end. Do I need to say anymore? It almost shames me that young boys like me are being exposed to this - young boys that could have the potential to become good Christians, but instead reject the word of God for a life of rainbow coloured horses and homosexuality.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-29-2012, 07:33 PM
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SHAME RAINBOW DASH!!! SHE IS 100% COOLER THAN ALL OF YOU EVIL ASS MONKEY FACED BABOONS!!!! RAINBOW DASH IS AMAZING! SHE REPRESENTS THE TOMBOYISH COMPETITIVE SPIRIT! SHE IS A HERO TO GIRLS AND BOYS EVERYWHERE!! IF YOU THINK THAT THE HAPPINESS OF CHILDREN IS EVIL THEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL YOURSELVES PARENTS!! SO WHAT IF OLDER MEN WATCH THIS SHOW, ITS GREAT! AND APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO YOU GUYS GREATNESS IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD! WELL THEN THAT MEANS GOD IS A CRIME AGAINST HIMSELF please go back to PUBLIC school before you even speak your next word!

RAINBOW DASH IS 20% IN 10 SECONDS FLAT! CAN U DO THAT?! I DON'T THINK SO!
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HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SHAME RAINBOW DASH!!! SHE IS 100% COOLER THAN ALL OF YOU EVIL ASS MONKEY FACED BABOONS!!!! RAINBOW DASH IS AMAZING! SHE REPRESENTS THE TOMBOYISH COMPETITIVE SPIRIT! SHE IS A HERO TO GIRLS AND BOYS EVERYWHERE!! IF YOU THINK THAT THE HAPPINESS OF CHILDREN IS EVIL THEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL YOURSELVES PARENTS!! SO WHAT IF OLDER MEN WATCH THIS SHOW, ITS GREAT! AND APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO YOU GUYS GREATNESS IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD! WELL THEN THAT MEANS GOD IS A CRIME AGAINST HIMSELF please go back to PUBLIC school before you even speak your next word!

RAINBOW DASH IS 20% IN 10 SECONDS FLAT! CAN U DO THAT?! I DON'T THINK SO!
I am 100% in no time flat. I do not wish to have barbaric beastialty sex with cartoon ponies. It ius just that simple. You anime pervs foul even the nigras on the 'down low' as they say.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-29-2012, 08:37 PM
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My dad was doing some research on this subject, after I told him about it, and he found this video:

(It may be shocking to some, and it contains high amounts of homosexual content, so it's really not for the faint hearted. )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRibD...layer_embedded

Keep in mind this is an unedited clip, aside from the music put in at the end. Do I need to say anymore? It almost shames me that young boys like me are being exposed to this - young boys that could have the potential to become good Christians, but instead reject the word of God for a life of rainbow coloured horses and homosexuality.
I'm 100%.. no 120% sure they said : I'm game and not I'm gay =P

To bad you guys can't enjoy such a good show. D: It has awesome music, animation and characters. I still don't get why you think a show like this makes you gay.
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I'm 100%.. no 120% sure they said : I'm game and not I'm gay =P

To bad you guys can't enjoy such a good show. D: It has awesome music, animation and characters. I still don't get why you think a show like this makes you gay.
It doesn't make you a better Christian and distracts you from God.

The only reason someone would turn from God is because they want to have anal sex.

Therefore My Little Pony turns you into a homosexual satanist.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 03-30-2012, 06:36 PM
Ask me any question about this and I'll answer with detail and truth.
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