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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
To all my Prayer Warriors, I just wanted to pass along a deep "thank you" for helping me out of the trouble we found ourselves in last night in that titty-bar in downtown Des Moines. I can't thank you enough. A Pastor has to be kept free and safe. I'm sure that what's-his-name will be fine in a few years.
You'll find a small token of my appreciation in your Prayer Closets this afternoon.
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Always glad to help, Zeke. One quick question . . . Why was mine embedded to the hilt in a fresh-killed chicken, in the middle of a circle of salt on my living room floor?
Widow Helen nearly had a heart attack when she saw that. She called the police and told them that voodoo people had broken into my house!