[Bill Poole]

Men, I've recently been shown something by the LORD that I'd like to share with you.

We all know the importance of disciplining the women in our lives, particularly our wives. But is the regular beating after an infraction enough? I say not, Men of Landover!

Here is what I do with my wife Jean:

* Regular beatings after infractions (of course).
* Pre-emptive whippings. Get to your wife before she has committed a crime like burning your steak. Then you will never have to suffer her incompetence and foolery.
* TEST HER! Women are like goldfish: stupid and forgetful. Hide an object of yours, then tell her to find it. A good wife will pray to Jesus, who will tell her its location.

* Cover your wife with Godly phrases, such as "You must obey me!""Get thee hither into the kitchen!" and "Service me, now!". If she does not do as you ask immediately, this is a sign she is not in True Submission, and that she hates God. She must get a beating.

PRAISE!

[christain-goth]

That's domestic abuse, you treat her like a dog.

[Bill Poole]

I believe my wife has written a piece about "abuse" in the Landover Help Forum. Why don't you refer to it, and stop interfering in a Godly True Christian™ marriage, Stained Soul?

[Nobar King]

This couple is a shining example of cooperation and devotion. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Im' so glad i can get to this web sight its' amazing what you plantium tithers know i can tell im' going to learn allot from you folks.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

This couple is a shining example of cooperation and devotion. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous.

Amen brother! I am sick and tired of people whining over their failed and miserable marriages! If they would just do as God tells them, they wouldn't have this problem!

[peusaman]

Originally Posted by Bill Poole

Men, I've recently been shown something by the LORD that I'd like to share with you.

We all know the importance of disciplining the women in our lives, particularly our wives. But is the regular beating after an infraction enough? I say not, Men of Landover!

Here is what I do with my wife Jean:

* Regular beatings after infractions (of course).
* Pre-emptive whippings. Get to your wife before she has committed a crime like burning your steak. Then you will never have to suffer her incompetence and foolery.
* TEST HER! Women are like goldfish: stupid and forgetful. Hide an object of yours, then tell her to find it. A good wife will pray to Jesus, who will tell her its location.

* Cover your wife with Godly phrases, such as "You must obey me!""Get thee hither into the kitchen!" and "Service me, now!". If she does not do as you ask immediately, this is a sign she is not in True Submission, and that she hates God. She must get a beating.

PRAISE!

Burning your steak is a crime? You are definitely high maintenance, more so than any woman I've ever known.

[Nobar King]

What do you tell your mum when she burns your dinner?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

This couple is a shining example of cooperation and devotion. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous.

I'm certainly jealous Brother! It's been a long time since I've know the touch of a woman, and I've never known True Christian™ love.

Perhaps someday the Lord will bless me. But for now I will keep seeking my satisfaction alone, with only thoughts of Jesus to comfort me! Praise!

[Melbran]

Originally Posted by Bill Poole

Men, I've recently been shown something by the LORD that I'd like to share with you.

We all know the importance of disciplining the women in our lives, particularly our wives. But is the regular beating after an infraction enough? I say not, Men of Landover!

Here is what I do with my wife Jean:

* Regular beatings after infractions (of course).
* Pre-emptive whippings. Get to your wife before she has committed a crime like burning your steak. Then you will never have to suffer her incompetence and foolery.
* TEST HER! Women are like goldfish: stupid and forgetful. Hide an object of yours, then tell her to find it. A good wife will pray to Jesus, who will tell her its location.

* Cover your wife with Godly phrases, such as "You must obey me!""Get thee hither into the kitchen!" and "Service me, now!". If she does not do as you ask immediately, this is a sign she is not in True Submission, and that she hates God. She must get a beating.

PRAISE!

Hahahahahaha!!! "Hide an object of yours, then tell her to find it. A good wife will pray to Jesus, who will tell her its location"....are you serious? I think God has much better things to do with His time. You may believe women are subject to their husbands, but where in the bible does it say that women are stupid and forgetful like goldfish? Oh that's right, it doesn't. Are you forgetting all the women in history who have done good?
Madame Curie, Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, Louisa May Alcott, Mother Theresa (who preached love and the importance of family), Betsy Ross, the list goes on. If God forbid you ever fall deathly ill, I hope a woman doctor saves your life.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Hahahahahaha!!! "Hide an object of yours, then tell her to find it. A good wife will pray to Jesus, who will tell her its location"....are you serious? I think God has much better things to do with His time.

John 15:7 If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

God is omnipotent and all-powerful! He can talk to all of us at once if He wants! God asks us to pray to Him for all things, He also tells us to pray daily! Who are you to say that God is too busy for our prayers? Can you please provide some proof for your outrageous claims?

[Melbran]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

John 15:7 If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

God is omnipotent and all-powerful! He can talk to all of us at once if He wants! God asks us to pray to Him for all things, He also tells us to pray daily! Who are you to say that God is too busy for our prayers? Can you please provide some proof for your outrageous claims?

Right after you tell me where in the bible it says women are like gold fish

[SamsonsBrother]

This cult of yours is truly from Satan himself. You are no better than the Imans in Iran and Iraq who abuse women. Pretty tough guys eh? Tough enough to beat a woman. What a piece of human debris, a gutless wonder for sure. You have to beat a woman to get sex? You are the exact opposite of a Godly man. Satan is loving you guys. You are his minons.

[Melbran]

Ephesians 6:28-30: So (also) husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one hates his own flesh but rather nourishes and cherishes it, even as Christ does the church, because WE are members of his body

Colossians 3:18-19: Wives, be subordinate to your husbands, as is proper in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives, and avoid any bitterness towards them.

[Osambo 08]

Originally Posted by Melbran

Ephesians 6:28-30: So (also) husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one hates his own flesh but rather nourishes and cherishes it, even as Christ does the church, because WE are members of his body

Colossians 3:18-19: Wives, be subordinate to your husbands, as is proper in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives, and avoid any bitterness towards them.

They are beatng them out of love.

[Melbran]

Originally Posted by Osambo 08

They are beatng them out of love.

Ah yes, of course. How silly of me.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Ephesians 5:22
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

Ephesians 5:24
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

We love our wives, they are human, and a gift from God. But God also tells us not to spare the rod. We correct them in love and ask that they subject themselves unto us.

If a woman sins, she should be corrected by her husband as she is his burden. And if the method of correction is not strict, there is a good chance of a repeat offense.

In todays day and age, marriage isn't what it used to be. Gays, retards, and unChristian families have ruined it and brought about equal rights for everyone. Where in the Bible does it say we should be equal? Nowhere, in fact it states the opposite.

Just because you can't handle the Christian lifestyle and being obedient to your husband. Does not give you the right to mock the original and true meaning of marriage.

WIVES SUBMIT TO YOUR HUSBANDS AS THE LORD COMMANDS! AND ACCEPT THEIR CORRECTIONS WITH LOVE!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

John 15:7 If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

God is omnipotent and all-powerful! He can talk to all of us at once if He wants! God asks us to pray to Him for all things, He also tells us to pray daily! Who are you to say that God is too busy for our prayers? Can you please provide some proof for your outrageous claims?

Now Melbrono, would you please tell me the proof you have for the ridiculous claims you made earlier. Or will you just admit to being a false prophet?

[Melbran]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

Ephesians 5:22
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

Ephesians 5:24
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

We love our wives, they are human, and a gift from God. But God also tells us not to spare the rod. We correct them in love and ask that they subject themselves unto us.

If a woman sins, she should be corrected by her husband as she is his burden. And if the method of correction is not strict, there is a good chance of a repeat offense.

In todays day and age, marriage isn't what it used to be. Gays, retards, and unChristian families have ruined it and brought about equal rights for everyone. Where in the Bible does it say we should be equal? Nowhere, in fact it states the opposite.

Just because you can't handle the Christian lifestyle and being obedient to your husband. Does not give you the right to mock the original and true meaning of marriage.

WIVES SUBMIT TO YOUR HUSBANDS AS THE LORD COMMANDS! AND ACCEPT THEIR CORRECTIONS WITH LOVE!

I handle my Christian lifestyle just fine. I firmly believe that a man is head of his household, but his wife stands by his side. Not below or behind him. Decisions in my household are made together, my opinion is just as important as my husbands. And I don't call it "love" when you beat a woman for burning your steak. Communication, love and forgiveness are key ingredients in running a successful household. Not fear, beatings and tyranny. I find it quite amusing that you think the only way a Christian marriage can survive is through abuse. Ridiculous. Anything you "pastors" quote from the bible has to do only in a man's favor which I call "selective quoting". Though the bible does say that a woman should be subject to her husband, this does not mean the same as being a slave to him. Or being treated like a dog. And I will back up my previous statement once you tell me where in the bible it says women are stupid & forgetful like goldfish

[SamsonsBrother]

I think that Sara Palin is smarter than any poster on this entire forum. I really doubt if she has ever had to be "corrected". I also think she could kick your sorry behinds if you ever attempted to do so.

If you were the real leader that you want to be, your wife would gladly follow you. But to beat her into submission? And to do that in the name of serving god? You must be one sick puppy.

Do you also beat your children in the name of religion? probably....

How about your dog, do you beat that poor hound?

I think you should find some other way to overcome the intense frustration that you have in your life. Maybe beat yourself. Maybe give that little piece of manhood a little loving, reduce the stress level around the home.

I look forward to attending your church someday. Then you can meet me and try to beat me if you want to. How about that? Meanwhile, just go beat the .