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04-22-2011, 10:44 PM
god is black.
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04-22-2011, 10:50 PM
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god is black.
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Care to quote scripture proving that?
The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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04-23-2011, 12:09 AM
god created adam and eve. all life started in africa. africans are black. therefore adam and eve were black. god created adam and eve in his image. god is black.
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04-23-2011, 02:00 AM
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god created adam and eve. all life started in africa. africans are black. therefore adam and eve were black. god created adam and eve in his image. god is black.
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You've never seen a Bible, have you? Nor have you seen anything of the world.
All human life started in the garden of Eden. Genesis 2:8 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed. God created Adam in His image, Eve was created later from Adam's rib. Genesis 2:21-22
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
Africans come in a range of colors, white in South Africa and mostly white in Morocco, Tunisia, Libya and Egypt, and there are as you said black people in Africa, but they certainly aren't the only color. I must say I am disappointed by your racism towards Africans.
The Bible mentions that Jesus is white, and Jesus is God. Revelation 1:14
His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; The Bible also tells us of the curse of Ham and how he and all his descendants are destined to be "servants of servants", one of Canaan's son's names, Cush, to this day means in dark in several languages. Genesis 9:22, 25
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
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And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. There also some secular accounts from this event which are even clearer, for example Mar Ephrem the Syrian said "When Noah awoke and was told what Canaan did. . .Noah said, ‘Cursed be Canaan and may God make his face black,’ and immediately the face of Canaan changed; so did of his father Ham, and their white faces became black and dark and their color changed.” and another secular account shows what happened as: "Now, I can no longer engender the fourth son whom I would have gave the order (…)
your children shall serve, you and your brothers ! It has to be Canaan, your first born, that they shall take as a slave.
And since you have made me incapable of doing bad things in the darkness of the night, the children of Canaan will be born ugly and black ! Also, because you have stretched yourself to see my nudity, the hair of your grandchildren will curl so that it turns nappy and their eyes will be red, also, because your lips have joked about my misfortune, yours will swell and since you had a lack of respect for my nudity, they will go around naked and their virile part extend ignobly."
The Bible even tells us that Ethiopians have a strange and unusual skin, much like leopards have spots, completely different from the normal skin colors of other people mentioned in the Bible. Jer.13:23
Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil. So next time someone asks for Scripture to back up your blasphemous statements, please read the KJV1611 Bible and select the right statements from there, or, in the likely event you're wrong, admit your fault. Don't try to confuse us with ridiculous notions like the source of all that is light and good in the universe is somehow dark.
1 John 1:5
This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-23-2011, 02:03 AM
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You know.... this is...... ugh nevermind.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-23-2011, 06:02 PM
I can't believe that anyone would believe this... Portals aren't in the Bible so they don't exist? I don't think that computers nor cars are in the Bible, but I'm sure you use them...
Anal sex? Portal 2 means that it is the second installment in the game series named Portal, which was created by Valve. Portal is meaning an architecture or doorway, such as in this game where you shoot the (Very heterosexual) portal gun, and enter one Portal and exit through the other... It's not implying any sort of sexual reference...
The cake is a lie. But why would little children be playing a game based around using logic to find your way through a level?
The companion cube is your companion in the level... You aren't dating the stupid cube. Girls will be fine playing video games. I know many that play video games and many of those have boyfriends.
Your logic is horrible, but I guess that's what brainwashing does to you.
PS: I did create an account JUST to post this. You people can't get enough of bashing popular culture because it doesn't conform to your views.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-24-2011, 10:14 PM
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I can't believe that anyone would believe this... Portals aren't in the Bible so they don't exist? I don't think that computers nor cars are in the Bible, but I'm sure you use them...
Anal sex? Portal 2 means that it is the second installment in the game series named Portal, which was created by Valve. Portal is meaning an architecture or doorway, such as in this game where you shoot the (Very heterosexual) portal gun, and enter one Portal and exit through the other... It's not implying any sort of sexual reference...
The cake is a lie. But why would little children be playing a game based around using logic to find your way through a level?
The companion cube is your companion in the level... You aren't dating the stupid cube. Girls will be fine playing video games. I know many that play video games and many of those have boyfriends.
Your logic is horrible, but I guess that's what brainwashing does to you.
PS: I did create an account JUST to post this. You people can't get enough of bashing popular culture because it doesn't conform to your views.
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This is likewise showing non believers that they can have their cake and eat it too! The cake symbolizes female anatomy in a perverse way, that's what it is!! DUH!
Leviticus 5:1 ~~And if a soul sin, and hear the voice of swearing, and is a witness, whether he hath seen or known of it; if he do not utter it, then he shall bear his iniquity.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-25-2011, 12:31 AM
Weighted companion cube is just that, a COMPANION cube. Not a hooker cube or something. The idea is that in all the testing the test subjects lose their humanity without companionship of some sort (being loved is a basic human need after all) so the cube is able to 'talk' and be their friend through all the hardships of being a test subject.
The cake is used by GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System) as a way to motivate test subjects into finishing all the tests. Subjects in the world of Portal only get fed the basics by machinery and so a cake would be, essentially a slice of Heaven for them. If you had nothing but vitamins, water and mushed .. who knows what, you'd probably do anything for a cake.
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they didn't re-invent doors, they made a portable teleportation device. Last time I checked, you can't manipulate time and space via a door.
I dare you to hack Steam as well lmao, gl with that. The best hackers play vidya games on their pc and don't hack games without being banned, let alone credit card information. Legal action would probably be taken too.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-25-2011, 12:35 AM
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Weighted companion cube is just that, a COMPANION cube. Not a hooker cube or something. The idea is that in all the testing the test subjects lose their humanity without companionship of some sort (being loved is a basic human need after all) so the cube is able to 'talk' and be their friend through all the hardships of being a test subject.
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So you're saying this thing is supposed to replace Jesus?
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The cake is used by GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System) as a way to motivate test subjects into finishing all the tests. Subjects in the world of Portal only get fed the basics by machinery and so a cake would be, essentially a slice of Heaven for them. If you had nothing but vitamins, water and mushed .. who knows what, you'd probably do anything for a cake.
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And a cake is heaven? No wonder liebrals are so fat.
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they didn't re-invent doors, they made a portable teleportation device. Last time I checked, you can't manipulate time and space via a door.
I dare you to hack Steam as well lmao, gl with that. The best hackers play vidya games on their pc and don't hack games without being banned, let alone credit card information. Legal action would probably be taken too.
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So hackers are common in this game?
Glad to hear you hate this game as much as we do.
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04-25-2011, 01:04 AM
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So you're saying this thing is supposed to replace Jesus?
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No, it's supposed to keep test subjects sane.
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And a cake is heaven? No wonder liebrals are so fat.
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So hackers are common in this game?
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I didn't say that. I said what hackers there are (very very veeeery few ever) don't try because they will never suceed and the consequences would be dire for them for when they ARE caught. Which is why it never happens.
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Glad to hear you hate this game as much as we do.
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I'm actually loving it right now, although I'm stuck in one of Wheatley's tests. Very fun game.
Oh and just to say, you can buy copies of the game in real life without a credit card. Picked mine up a day or two ago and it's fantastic
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-25-2011, 01:37 AM
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No, it's supposed to keep test subjects sane.
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I didn't say that. I said what hackers there are (very very veeeery few ever) don't try because they will never suceed and the consequences would be dire for them for when they ARE caught. Which is why it never happens.
I'm actually loving it right now, although I'm stuck in one of Wheatley's tests. Very fun game.
Oh and just to say, you can buy copies of the game in real life without a credit card. Picked mine up a day or two ago and it's fantastic
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Did you play the cooperative part yet. You playing on 360, PC or PS3?
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04-25-2011, 01:41 AM
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Did you play the cooperative part yet. You playing on 360, PC or PS3?
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No, I'm on PS3 and sadly PSN is down for maintenance now ):
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04-25-2011, 02:11 AM
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No, I'm on PS3 and sadly PSN is down for maintenance now ):
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Oh yeah, I heard. That's too bad. Well, at least you have single player.
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04-25-2011, 02:14 AM
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Oh yeah, I heard. That's too bad. Well, at least you have single player.
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Yeah, it's pretty kickass. Though I'm stuck at that Wheatley level where he moves the room closer to try satisfy his thirst for tests.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-25-2011, 02:20 AM
THIS IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL PICKUP SITE!
Please head over to one of those if you want to hit on each other.
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04-25-2011, 02:37 AM
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THIS IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL PICKUP SITE!
Please head over to one of those if you want to hit on each other.
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Friendly chat is not the same as hitting on each other.
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04-25-2011, 02:41 AM
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Friendly chat is not the same as hitting on each other.
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... he said, zipping up his pants.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-25-2011, 02:51 AM
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Friendly chat is not the same as hitting on each other.
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04-25-2011, 03:05 AM
I must be getting bad at the internet, its getting harder and harder to tell the trolls from the serious people.
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04-25-2011, 03:07 AM
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I must be getting bad at the internet, its getting harder and harder to tell the trolls from the serious people.
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