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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Nathan B. Forrest
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I'm pretty sure it's another nest of homers from one of the gaming forums over here to poke the Christians. They seem to equate it to throwing peanuts at a monkey in the zoo, except they don't have to take their fat butts upstairs and outside.
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
So it i safe for us to assume your computer is putting all sorts of things into your mouth. I see. I take it you just lay there like a slab then.
Are you always this incredibly lazy and pointless or are you bestowing upon us your best impression of an atheist?
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At least I have a full head of hair.
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Disco Diddler
Kinda like you
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Seriously? 10 minutes and that's the best you could do to mock me? Please come back after you get out of Jr. high school and we can hurl insults all day like proper adults.
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Nathan B. Forrest
Seriously? 10 minutes and that's the best you could do to mock me? Please come back after you get out of Jr. high school and we can hurl insults all day like proper adults.
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Kind of hard to do when I need to wait 700 seconds to reply.
Plus your not the only person I'm talking to
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Disco Diddler
At least I have a full head of hair.
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Seriously? You're questioning their values and morals when you yourself base someone's worth on their follicular activity?
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Disco Diddler
At least I have a full head of hair.
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Better watch what you say about Godly bald men....
2 Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Seth Campbell
I'm pretty sure it's another nest of homers
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Homers?
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by David Rothstein
Right. I have seen nothing but love in my experience with LBC.
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We only want you to find Jesus so you can avoid an eternity of torture in God's Lake of Fire, my Christ-killing friend.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Christ-killing friend.
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Well that was a bit uncalled for now was it, I don't think this gentlemen was even participating at the crusifiction of Jesus.
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Disco Diddler
Well that was a bit uncalled for now was it, I don't think this gentlemen was even participating at the crusifiction of Jesus.
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The Joos believe Jesus is boiling for all eternity in semen. They would gladly kill Him again if they could.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Disco Diddler
Well that was a bit uncalled for
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You may be an anti-Semite, but I see no reason why I shouldn't be friends with a Christ-killing Jew.
Why do you hate Jews so much that you don't want me to befriend this man and help him avoid Hell? Is it because you hope to "diddle" him there, in the Lake of Fire?
I doubt you'll be feeling very romantic as God burns you alive for eternity.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 06:10 AM
@ Disco Diddler Good to see you've correctly identified the Pope's congregation, but Satan's Vicar on Earth seems to be benefiting from some sort of a repulse field:
MARK 3:26 And if Satan rise vp against himselfe, and be diuided, hee cannot stand, but hath an end. ©1611
You need to do something about that..
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Right. I have seen nothing but love in my experience with LBC.
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Thank you Mr. Rothstein. I have found Landover very helpful, too. I notice Mr. Diddler is fond of satin. I have some that I'm sewing at the moment, and thought he might like some to wear to the choir disco after mass. Are you able to get wholesale prices, Mr. Rothstein? I'm using a fair bit of material at present, and would like something to match this:
THIS IS INDOORS, ARTIFICIAL LIGHTING . . . . .THIS IS OUTSIDE, NATURAL SUNLIGHT
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If you could help me it would be appreciated.
Regards
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
The Joos believe Jesus is boiling for all eternity in semen. They would gladly kill Him again if they could.
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I'm not sure that's correct but ok
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
You may be an anti-Semite, but I see no reason why I shouldn't be friends with a Christ-killing Jew.
Why do you hate Jews so much that you don't want me to befriend this man and help him avoid Hell?
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When did I say I hate Jews?
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Disco Diddler
When did I say I hate Jews?
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It's clear you hate everyone and everything.
Do your parents know you're on here mocking good Christian Men and women? What would they say? I'd bet they'd take your satin sheets away and give you potato sacks to sleep with.
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Disco Diddler
I'm not sure that's correct but ok
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Look here.
I imagine fewer churches would hold "Night for Israel" if they knew what the joos really think of them.
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Jesus in hell where His punishment is "boiling in hot semen." (Talmud, Gittin 57a; Exhibit 202) The subject is identified as Jesus in a footnote, also in the Jewish Encyclopedia under "Balaam." (Exhibit 275)
Christians in hell (in the above passage) are punished by "boiling hot excrement" which is the punishment for all who mock "at the words of the sages" (i.e. the Talmud).
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
11-09-2010, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
It's clear you hate everyone and everything.
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The only people I hate are you racist/sexist idiots.
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
07-11-2011, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Kiddy Diddler
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I agree with you
The people in here are pretty mean... Try face reality folks!
Maria had sex with Josef before they got married, they tell the rest of the world one hell of a lie, the tell their kid he's son of god and makes him run around spreading the word... That could easily be the case! There's no way you can prove me wrong! (No... The bible doesnt count because it's written by humans, and as all of you now humans lies ALOT! so why wouldn't Maria do it.)
And I read a threat eariler about "10 reasons why God hates sience
one of them were about the Big Bang theory
"How can something be created out of nothing"
- Well... How was God created...
And stop hating on different countries... it's ridiculous, most of the threats are wrong, and filled with bullshit! wrong flags, fake info, info about OTHER countries... GEESH!
Before you post all the crap you think you know... Go look it up somewhere else... and dubble check..
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
07-11-2011, 10:53 PM
Quickly before the ban hammer falls on your Godless account....
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Maria had sex with Josef before they got married
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Who are Maria and Josef? Messicans in your Godless villiage?
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Re: Why are you guys so evil? -
07-12-2011, 02:33 PM
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How was God created...
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God was not created.
Can you read? This is simple enough (for a one-year-old, but you have been brainwashed and have yet to attain that degree).
You are going to HELL FOREVER.
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