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Devil More Italian homer-priest cowardice! - 07-30-2015, 09:13 AM

We all know that God hates Italy and that the greasy Eyetalians are sniveling cowards. Not only did their WW2 tanks have more reverse gears than forward gears, they even had a special automated flag-changer, so that they could fly the German flag or the Godly Star Spangled Banner, depending on who was around. If they weren't sure, because their eyes were swollen shut with crying, the system defaulted to the white flag of surrender.



But I have wandered from the point. I apologize. All that was just to say that the Eyeties already make the French look like Arnie in The Terminator.

Latest news from the land of Momma-lurve is that there is a town so evil that a catlick priest has performed an exorcism from a helicopter because he was too cowardly to actually go there.

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A priest has performed an exorcism from a helicopter to banish evil from an Italian seaside town said to be beset with social and moral decay.

Worshippers organised the airborne battle against evil after several churches were robbed and defiled in Castellammare di Stabia, near Naples.

The aerial benediction was carried out to bless and cleanse the town and the surrounding area. Locals say a series of incidents, including the desecration of graves, crosses placed upside down, thefts from churches and Madonnas thrown off cliffs, suggest the presence of devil worshippers.

If Satan exists, he has taken control of Castellammare di Stabia. There was nothing left but to try the exorcist,” said a statement from the prayer group that called in the unnamed priest.

It is not yet clear whether the exorcism, which took place on 9 July, has had the desired effect.
If Satan exists! What kind of a prayer group says that?

Popes in bulletproof automobiles, priests in helicopters - these catlicks must know just how much God hates them, or they would have no need for such precautions!

Proverbs 29:25 The fear of man bringeth a snare: but whoso putteth his trust in the Lord shall be safe.

Here is a picture of Castlemare de Stabbia:



See that mountain in the background? That's Vesuvius, the one that exploded and smothered the Godless Pompeians. About time for Our Lord to blow it up again, perhaps? Let's hope it happens before Rapture, so we can all enjoy the show.

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Default Re: More Italian homer-priest cowardice! - 07-30-2015, 09:55 AM

They should trade the whirligig and magic water in for a crop duster filled with Old Spice. Those Wops smell like rotten salami.


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Guns Re: More Italian homer-priest cowardice! - 07-30-2015, 12:44 PM

This is most useful and undoubtedly this will be a pivotal post that may finally turn the balance towards abandonment of the cat lick heresy by the masses. The sodomy did not do it but as the Italic and Latin males are all for the machismo, it is possible that cowardice will open their eyes.

We should only fear Jesus and His wrath, nothing else!

Exodus 20:20
And Moses said unto the people, Fear not: for God is come to prove you, and that his fear may be before your faces, that ye sin not.

This certainly proves that these cat licks have NEVER EVER read the Bible, believed in Jesus or understood the content of Christian™ Faith©! Verily, they are now making feeble women do the exorcisms for them!




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Default Re: More Italian homer-priest cowardice! - 07-30-2015, 02:10 PM

Well lets hope that the lord make it a big blowout and cover the whole boot this time.

2nd Chronicles 15:13"That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."


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Default Re: More Italian homer-priest cowardice! - 07-30-2015, 06:51 PM

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Well lets hope that the lord make it a big blowout and cover the whole boot this time.
Brother Tobias, here is a contemporary painting of the eruption in the Year of Our Lord 79.



See the fools trying to escape by going into the sea, towards the explosion! I would guess they were boiled alive.

I think we can expect a much better show this time. God clearly intends us to enjoy the entertainment, so look out for the live coverage on Fox News.

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Default Re: More Italian homer-priest cowardice! - 07-30-2015, 07:12 PM

These Romans are so unsettled about the efficacy of their magic spells and incantations that they have resorted to airstrikes, so as to avoid counter measures. Italy has degenerated to the point that even the money grubbing idol worshippers of the Roman church are afraid of the other Devil's people, them they are used to controlling. Surely, the total destruction of Italy is at hand. So much cigarette smoke arises from that awful place that it may be a week before anyone realizes that the country was destroyed and that the smoke was actually Italians being consumed in the final conflagration.


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Default Re: More Italian homer-priest cowardice! - 05-11-2019, 09:50 AM

Papism must really rot the brain. Vesuvius is a pretty famous volcano.
Q What is it famous for?

A Exploding.

Q Was this a purely geological phenomenon?

A No. It is estimated that 13,000 people in total died from the eruption.
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People were climbing through waves of ash to escape. Tons of pumice, rock and ash that Vesuvius pumped out over a 25-hour period, combined with the evidence left in Pompeii, indicates that about 2,000 residents of Pompeii survived the initial eruption on August 24. It was the following morning when another, more powerful eruption killed everyone in an instant. When rain mixed with the ash, it formed a sort of concrete, preserving the city. The town of Herculaneum was also buried on August 25, but by a mudslide set off by the eruption and accompanying tremors.
Wowser!! No wonder the terror of this location echoes down through history. The level of destruction. The random mudslides and white-hot concrete rain, witnessed then, recorded then and remaining both visible (as destruction) and recorded (we still have the records) today. It must be a real estate black hole of epic proportions. The Vesuvius of falling house prices! I wonder where they all rebuilt?

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