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Willow Palin calls out a homer -
11-17-2010, 05:52 PM
Don't mess with the Palins if you're a homer.... they'll out you on Facebook for the world to see.
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Miss Palin, who for privacy reasons uses a different last name on Facebook, recently took umbrage with a schoolmate named Tre who critiqued her family's new TLC series with the devastating status update salvo, "Sarah Palin's Alaska is failing so hard right now."
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Sarah Palin's new show is fantastic - Tre (whose very name is gay) is an obvious democrat homer.
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Willow was soon adding, "Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I've seen pictures of, your disgusting ... My sister had a kid and is still hot" and mentioning, by the way, "Tre stfu. Your such a faggot."
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GOOD GIRL WILLOW!!!!
She doesn't stop with the homers but goes on to berate the unholy obese.
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Willow then jumped into the fray, informing the Facebook crowd, "Don't watch it, dumb shit," and adding to one gentleman in particular, "And Matt. Your effin fat as hell. Stfu."
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That's the stuff Willow, put that fattie in his place.
It's clear that America loves the Palin's; for example, Bristol is in the finals on her dancing show, which is amazing considering she has two left feet and couldn't dance to save her life (a vision of things to come for her mother?). Seeing as they have won the hearts and minds of the American public, it's Clear the Palin's are working hard to get back in God's good graces (after He smited them with a retard baby) and Willow is doing her part. Keep up the good work guys!!
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Re: Willow Palin calls out a homer -
11-17-2010, 06:32 PM
Fat people go to hell because they treat their body, and by extension Christ, like an amusement park. 1 Corinthians 6:19-20.
Queers go to hell and the scriptures for that are well established.
Go Willow!! She has her priorities straight. She sure knows her Bible! There's plenty of time left for her to learn grammar.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Willow Palin calls out a homer -
11-17-2010, 10:07 PM
I think Willow's spunk is due to her Canadian-sounding, bible quoting, God fearing, nice-assed, up-doed, Republican Hot Mom™!
Who wouldn't turn out tough-as-rocks with a mom who says stuff like "Don't retreat, just reload," to her daughters?
Anyway, the fag got off light, better to get kicked off Facebook than kicked off a bridge to nowhere
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Re: Willow Palin calls out a homer -
11-17-2010, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader
I think Willow's spunk is due to her Canadian-sounding, bible quoting, God fearing, nice-assed, up-doed, Republican Hot Mom™!
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I think you're confused friend, Sister Palin sounds nothing like a retard hellbound canadian. I've never heard her say "eh" nor call a couch a chesterfield.
Please refrain from lustful thoughts in my threads, they're unwelcome and unChristian.
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Re: Willow Palin calls out a homer -
11-17-2010, 11:56 PM
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I think you're confused friend, Sister Palin sounds nothing like a retard hellbound canadian. I've never heard her say "eh" nor call a couch a chesterfield.
Please refrain from lustful thoughts in my threads, they're unwelcome and unChristian.
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I suspect it is more the case brothers that the Candians pre-stole Mrs Palin's accident just for the petty purpose of making her sound less American. That's liberals for you. No stunt is to low.
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Re: Willow Palin calls out a homer -
11-18-2010, 05:01 AM
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I suspect it is more the case brothers that the Candians pre-stole Mrs Palin's accident just for the petty purpose of making her sound less American. That's liberals for you. No stunt is to low.
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Sounds like the type of back stabbing thing our ginger headed, big nose, lesbo PM (Australian) would do.
Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
so a fool returneth to his folly
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Re: Willow Palin calls out a homer -
11-18-2010, 05:20 AM
She sounds like any other Alaskan I've ever met, not sure where you're getting the 'Canadian accent' from.
After all, she doesn't sound like this
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Re: Willow Palin calls out a homer -
11-18-2010, 06:16 AM
I'm not sure about all of this vulgarity of young Willow's. Granted, it's obvious from her writing that she's the product of Alaska's pathetic public school system, so I suppose we should be glad she can read and write at all . . . Is that what happens when a young girl's mother is too busy running for political offices to bother raising her children?
Somehow, it reminds me of an old saying: "You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you'll never get the trailer out of the trash."
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Willow Palin calls out a homer -
11-18-2010, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
I'm not sure about all of this vulgarity of young Willow's. Granted, it's obvious from her writing that she's the product of Alaska's pathetic public school system, so I suppose we should be glad she can read and write at all . . . Is that what happens when a young girl's mother is too busy running for political offices to bother raising her children?
Somehow, it reminds me of an old saying: "You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you'll never get the trailer out of the trash."
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You may be right I will pray to Jesus and ask for clarity on this subject.
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Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
so a fool returneth to his folly
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Re: Willow Palin calls out a homer -
11-19-2010, 01:56 AM
Young Miss Palin's rebukes could stand a bit more Scriptural content, but she is off to a wonderful start for a young lady of her age. She is fast approaching her childbearing years, and I'm sure she will attract a True Christian™ suitor who can guide her in this matter.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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