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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-23-2017, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
I'm so sorry, dear. That wasn't Jesus who answered your prayer. He's ignoring you (John 9:31; Jeremiah 11:14; Isaiah 1:15; Jeremiah 7:16). This bit of good fortune was clearly Satan who is luring you into His Unholy Lair. If you'll forgive my using the parlance of today's youth, you my friend, are Satan's Bitch.
Well I'll donate to my church and sacrifice a chicken for Satan then at the very least if it was Satan I should at least appease him with a blood sacrifice.

Lol if it was Satan maybe he isn't so much of a bad deity after all if he's willing to help with my probation fees.
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