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Default Mooslims Abusing True Americans! - 05-04-2019, 09:24 PM

Dear Landoverian Brothers & Sisters in : I bring the following article to your attention, and to request that you join with me in prayer and supplication against the forces of darkness that are threatening the very foundation of our blessed Nation. It appears that some of “those people”, the ones who hijacked our aeroplanes and flew them into the towers in New York on 9/11, 2001, have put a Godly sister in a very delicate, and expensive, predicament.

Instead of being grateful for living in our great country, led by our God-sent President Trump, these foreign ingrates have decided to flaunt some sort of special privilege, and cause the landlord of a property to pay them $675,000 for not renting to them because the landlord preferred to rent to a tenant instead. How is it that they we, people, should bow to some immigrant family who want to dictate to us how to rent our properties, live our lives, etc.? But, for some reason, they have won their court case and now they can open their demonic curry hut where it is not welcomed! And the landlord will be out $675,000 for preferring an honest, tenant. And besides that, what’s to say that the neighboring landowners and tenants want the smell of that voodoo vindaloo infiltrating their peace and quiet? It’s a shame that a nice, family did not get the chance to rent this space first, and use it as a location for KFC or Denny’s.

I’ve forwarded this over to Sister Sarah at the White House, and her people have assured me that this will be brought to our President’s attention immediately. It’s little wonder why he wanted to ban all Mooslims in the first place! I expect Brother Hannity and Sister Jeanine will air a special report on this tragedy very shortly. A blessed day to all. Sincerely, Isabella W.


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Default Re: Mooslims Abusing True Americans! - 05-04-2019, 09:47 PM



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Mooslims Abusing True Americans! - 05-04-2019, 10:38 PM

Sister, I have to say I'm relieved. After the first paragraph, I assumed that you'd been the victim of a financial scam at the hands of a certain Nigerian. That being said, this is a grave injustice, and, indeed, a national security threat. Mrs. Natchis got right at the heart of the issue when she said:

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They bring all the Muslims from the Middle East, and then I have a problem around here, bam boom, bam boom






Bam boom, bam boom indeed. And who needs more Indian food restaurants? The garbage those dotheads eat is so spicy that they get such terrible diarrhea they just go wherever they happen to be, typically in the street. They don't even have a single toilet in their whole country.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: Mooslims Abusing True Americans! - 05-04-2019, 10:46 PM

Mister Lukes. How did a certain Nigerian manage to slip through the ranks of unsaved trash to “forum member” status?

Going back to the topic though, I intend to pray long and hard for this landlord being discriminated against for wanting to rent to Americans. I thought mooslimbers preferred to lived in tents and rubble too so doesn’t that make this lawsuit frivolous?



Typical neighborhood in the Middle East.


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Default Re: Mooslims Abusing True Americans! - 05-04-2019, 11:00 PM

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Sister, I have to say I'm relieved. After the first paragraph, I assumed that you'd been the victim of a financial scam at the hands of a certain Nigerian. That being said, this is a grave injustice, and, indeed, a national security threat. Mrs. Natchis got right at the heart of the issue when she said:

Bam boom, bam boom indeed. And who needs more Indian food restaurants? The garbage those dotheads eat is so spicy that they get such terrible diarrhea they just go wherever they happen to be, typically in the street. They don't even have a single toilet in their whole country.

Oh, good blessed evening to you, Brother Lukes. Yes, you are so right there. Who needs more of that curry slop? Just the smell of it alone turns my stomach. I've never eaten any of it (why would I?), but a neighbor tried a few dishes at a buffet one time and Clementine said everything tasted the same and no amount of water took away the burning in her throat. For some reason, they wanted her to eat melon and yogurt to calm the flames.

Anyway, aside from unwanted curry, why should our sister/landlord be paying "those people" $675,000? She did nothing wrong! It's her property and she has the right to rent to whomever the good directs. Those Mooslims should be paying that money to her, as partial payment for the harm their relatives did to our aeroplanes, twin towers, and lost lives -- not that anything could replace our loss. Oh, it makes my blood pressure go up so when I think of what they did to us, as you've so kindly shown in your photos above!

Rest assured that the Nigerian you've mentioned did not try to scam me -- yet. But I'm watching him, very carefully. Did you happen to notice his demonic <coding> that he was inserting in his messages on our forum? He will have to get very early in the morning to fool this old woman! A blessed evening to you. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Mister Lukes. How did a certain Nigerian manage to slip through the ranks of unsaved trash to “forum member” status?

Going back to the topic though, I intend to pray long and hard for this landlord being discriminated against for wanting to rent to Americans. I thought mooslimbers preferred to lived in tents and rubble too so doesn’t that make this lawsuit frivolous?



Typical neighborhood in the Middle East.
Dear Sister Maxine: I, too, would love to know how that Nigerian person was elevated within , especially after he so terribly insulted the memory of your dear Grampy and my beloved father, when all they were doing was taking part in a good, church service! A blessed evening to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: Mooslims Abusing True Americans! - 05-05-2019, 12:52 AM

I happened to have gone into a curry house to collect some food for someone who wasn't feeling very well. The little text message had come in "Plane crashes into NY WTC" and I was trying to fathom what it meant. I was in a different country at the time and the sms newscast hadn't reported the other events. In the curry house they were jubilant. "America's had it coming for a long time," they told me but, not having fully understood the very short message, I didn't really appreciate what they were saying. Elsewhere (later) I saw small crowds outside their mosques. For them it was a glorious day. For them, this is glory.
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