[BrotherLarry]

We have had little success with messicans noseying around our special space on the interwebs. Most come here to seduce our children or rob our bandwidth or both. No matter what part of mexico you are from, be it spain, Portugal, or Ciudad Cuahila, the catholic influence on which you are all raised seems to permeate your soul until all you can do is mind everyone's business but your own.


Why did I join Landover? I was so oppressed by papist pedophiles longing to be intimate with an intelligent, handsome, well built young fellow that I was searching for anything and anyone that could rescue me. I searched "Jesus" on the interweb and there, 392nd down on the list, was Landover. I cautiously introduced myself - not being completely truthful because of my distrust for all things religious - and I was embraced, scolded, disciplined, loved, and SAVED through this amazingly diverse and tolerant group of Bible believing TRUE Christians™.


I think you'd be hard pressed to find folks like these anywhere else. Their dedication to the principles of Christianity and the complete total and 100% way they read, interpret, and follow God's Word is impeccable and sincere. We have missions for people wanting to come out of a homer lifestyle; we have missions for people who no longer wish to be a black person. Midgets have found higher heights in the Love of God. Internet porn addicts have been held responsible here. We welcome ALL types of individuals here who are willing to lose that sense of self-worth and devote all to Christ, our Heavenly Master.


The remainder of your questions, as has been pointed out, are all found in God's Word and it seems a bit redundant to answer them all. It seems you are trying to get us to say a lot of things you don't agree with and then twist us into some sort of closed-minded, anti-Semitic, anti-Muslim, elitist white supremacist group where money given to our church leaders buys salvation® when nothing could be further from the truth. I'm going to do you the favor of adding you to my prayer list - which is on a Blackberry and recycles names every now and then so that you are brought before the throne of Grace intermittently. God will deal with you according to His Will and I know that by mentioning you to Him I have done my part to go into all the world and spread His Love.


I pray you find Jesus, even in the dark reaches of messico.


Praise God, for He is coming soon! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[James Hutchins]

Hmmm Seems like a typical wet back. Coming here, disrupting decent people and leaving to go mow someone else's lawn.


One thing I have always wondered about is why do these low scale people do that. Why can't they have civil discussions like a True Christian™ always does.

[Faith_Machine]

Hello Jose, I'm always glad to meet a member of the lügenpresse!

Tell me, what's it like to get paid lots of money to deceive people?

[Brother Gonzalez]

1. Why did you join this church?

Because they let me.


2. What's your opinion on same sex relationships? Where do you draw the line? Is same sex attraction (not sexual intercourse) okay?


Our opinion does not matter. God says is wrong, who am I to contradict him? Same sex attraction is the same, have you read the Bible?

3. In the political spectrum, where do you position yourself?


Hoping for Trump to rule the world

4. Regarding gender roles, do you think men have to be the breadwinner and women have to stay at home?


Yes and yes

5. What's your opinion on atheists?


That I will laugh at them from Heaven

6. Do you support legal inmigration?


No.

7. Do you support refugees?


Depends on what are they fleeing from. Fleeing from communism? Yes. Fleeing from poverty or war? Not so much

8. Would you allow racial minorities in your church?


Someone has to clean, so yes

9. If it's raining outside and a beggar enters your church for shelter, how would you react?


It depends a lot on the context. "Raining" is not enough context

10. Last question: What's your general opinion on the science community? What about Christian scientists?


I respect a lot the Creation Science. The rest, not so much, they are always proving themselves wrong and putting emphasis in new theories that will be found wrong in the future.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

Hey there. I notice you didn’t ask for the church’s stance on (ewwie) menstruation and the place women belong in a household. Does Madrid Spain not have females use menstra-huts during “that time” like the good Christian women (especially LBC followers) to use? This church, while I am not an official member or even a tin tither yet I have to say the way that Landover Baptist Church operates and how it’s people operate take The Bible for its literal written word. That way no heathen can try to twist God’s word for whatever they want whether it be an illegal trying to enter the southern border or a beggar thinking he/she needs more than the allotted food stamps they’re allowed to have from the government each month due to them being a lazy ass as my Pa puts it. Also, as a Messican in Spain how many drugs do you smuggle across the border each week? Seems that’s all you people do nowadays.

well said

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Gray_fox

My name is Jose, I'm a journalist from Spain and I would ask this community a few, slightly political but mostly spiritual questions. I am not an atheist, I am an agnostic-christian searching for answers to questions that probably will go unanswered until the end of times.
Because English is not my second language, I may make occasional grammatical mistakes, I apologize in advance for that.



Enough about me and let's get this thread started:


1. Why did you join this church?
2. What's your opinion on same sex relationships? Where do you draw the line? Is same sex attraction (not sexual intercourse) okay?
3. In the political spectrum, where do you position yourself?
4. Regarding gender roles, do you think men have to be the breadwinner and women have to stay at home?
5. What's your opinion on atheists?
6. Do you support legal inmigration?
7. Do you support refugees?
8. Would you allow racial minorities in your church?
9. If it's raining outside and a beggar enters your church for shelter, how would you react?
10. Last question: What's your general opinion on the science community? What about Christian scientists?

I don’t understand the question: why don’t you just read the Bible(KJV1611)?

YIC