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12-21-2009, 11:14 PM
Getting infected gay can happen to anyone:
1. Hugs
2. Demons (Demonic spirits)
Feel free to add to the list.
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12-21-2009, 11:41 PM
3. Obviously homosexuality is inherited. Not because it is genetic, but because demons harass entire family lines.
It's a shame she ran out of air time on YouTube, I would love to hear more from this force for good!
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12-21-2009, 11:48 PM
4. Dodge Calibers, according to Professor Bessemer and his research.
5. Cutting other people's hair. I think this only affects guys though.
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12-22-2009, 12:00 AM
5. Double Trouble: Judy Garland and Lena Horne ("crisp!")
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12-22-2009, 12:38 AM
6. Hair Gel - Says it all
7. Pointy tipped shoes - They do not make steel toed shoes with pointy tips.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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12-22-2009, 01:36 AM
8) Lest we not forget Velour shirts out of the 70's! That stuff caused folks to start coming out of the closet in droves!
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12-24-2009, 06:12 PM
- Condos, especially those advertised as loft-style.
- Cars marketed for high fuel efficiency, especially hybrids. Actually, it's a good idea to pray and fast before driving any vehicle classified as a car rather than an SUV or truck.
- Living within city limits (unless the city is Freehold).
- Reading too much. N.B.: It is by definition impossible to read the KJV too much; the same goes for Bible commentaries by LBC pastors.
- If you're a boy, doing well in classes other than gym, shop, and Bible study.
- If you're a girl, trying to prove that you're "just as good as" the boys; if the Lord had wanted you to be as good as the boys, He would have caused you to be a boy, now, wouldn't He have?
- Opera.
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12-24-2009, 07:17 PM
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Cars marketed for high fuel efficiency, especially hybrids.
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Amen Pastor. We don't need no Prius, we need a Prayus!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-26-2009, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Getting infected gay can happen to anyone:
1. Hugs
2. Demons (Demonic spirits)
Feel free to add to the list.
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You know what they say: “Practice makes perfect”. Get real and GROW UP! Who gives you the right to speak for your god, anyway? How do you know what the “mind of God” is? Aren’t you assuming too much? You know the old saw : “assume makes an ass out of u and me”. Have you been “practicing” being a heterosexual”? When did you make the choice to become a heterosexual, by the way?
You are a bigot, unworthy of being called a Christian, when you are denigrating a whole segment of humanity that only wants to have the same rights you have. That “sin” fixation some of you Christians seem to have has warped your very minds and beings into twisted, unloving, hating fools.
This is the same hate filled, unreasoning mentality that is leading to legislating death sentences and imprisonment for gays in Uganda. Sanctioned by pious Christians, such as yourself. I’ll bet you approve that idea. If Christ had really existed, even he’d be ashamed of you.
By the way, if it matters, though it shouldn’t, I am straight-up heterosexual. Are you? Are you sure?
Oh, by the way, here’s another thought to ponder: what does your bible say about hermaphroditism? Hmmm…?
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12-26-2009, 01:02 AM
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[...]Who gives you the right to speak for your god, anyway? How do you know what the “mind of God” is?
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We read the Bible, you should try it.
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This is the same hate filled, unreasoning mentality that is leading to legislating death sentences and imprisonment for gays in Uganda.
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Yes, it is a bad day when jigaboos show Americans the Chirstian Way.
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When did you abandon your "fashionable" gay deathstyle?
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what does your bible say about hermaphroditism? Hmmm…?
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It says "male and female created he them." It does not say, "and sometimes He made a really weird one for a laugh."
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12-28-2009, 07:17 PM
Complicated coffee, you know, double this and skinny that! Whatever happened to Sanka?
Low Carb beer - need I say more!
Has anyone mentioned hybrid cars yet?
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12-28-2009, 09:54 PM
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Has anyone mentioned hybrid cars yet?
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I Do Believe that someone mentioned a "Priapus," Mother Glynndie.
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12-29-2009, 05:43 PM
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Complicated coffee, you know, double this and skinny that! Whatever happened to Sanka?
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That, and the servers in those coffee houses have obviously been sent over from the homosexual recruitment squad. As a decent Christian family man, I have a perfectly good coffee maker and a perfectly good wife to operate it in the morning.
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-29-2009, 09:12 PM
I think homosexuality isn't a choice.
You didn't choose to be straight, right?
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-29-2009, 09:27 PM
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I think homosexuality isn't a choice.
You didn't choose to be straight, right?
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I chose to follow God.
It's so simple. If Homerism were genetic, it'd die out in one generation.
It's a death-style choice that Hollywood and rock and roll inflict upon our children. And we all know Satan is behind that!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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12-29-2009, 09:29 PM
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I chose to follow God.
It's so simple. If Homerism were genetic, it'd die out in one generation.
It's a death-style choice that Hollywood and rock and roll inflict upon our children. And we all know Satan is behind that!
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No because out of a heterosexual kin are brn homosexuals.
It wouldn't die out.
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12-30-2009, 01:27 AM
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I think homosexuality isn't a choice.
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Who cares what you think? You reject Christ's love, so you are immoral.
By the way, you should know that God, in His infinite mercy, says that Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32
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You didn't choose to be straight, right?
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I chose Jesus, He made sure I'm normal. You chose satan, and he puts all manner of evil in your brain.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-30-2009, 01:46 AM
Not having a strong Christian moral causes gayness. Thet's why most all Atheists are gay.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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12-30-2009, 02:19 AM
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Who cares what you think? You reject Christ's love, so you are immoral.
By the way, you should know that God, in His infinite mercy, says that Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32
I chose Jesus, He made sure I'm normal. You chose satan, and he puts all manner of evil in your brain.
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I already went over Romans 1 in my other thread. Its about idolatry moreso!
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-30-2009, 08:54 AM
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I think homosexuality isn't a choice.
You didn't choose to be straight, right?
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I most certainly did!
Praise Jesus and God's Word for allowing me to realize my lust for other women was completely willful! Shout GLORY! Any homosexual may make the conscious decision to change through their own volition at any moment - the KJV 1611 Bible is there to assist you in this endeavor; it's designed that way.
Honestly, people like you that slander those of us in the ex-gay community are direct pawns of Satan working to tempt us back to our former sin and the stoked fires of Hell. Occasionally, you people are even able to harass and upset me enough into almost thinking I still desire a bit of "lady business". While I know it's simply the illusions of the devil, his trickery has succeeded in reducing me to tears more than once, and I have often spent days locked in my prayer closet on account of it. Are you proud of yourselves for these accomplishments?
Just know that your hatred for us is more than mutual. My hate for you and all other unsaved trash is as strong as my love for Christ and His Gospel. You might kick us, spit on us, attempt to sow doubt, and make us cry, but you will never shake our faith. We are True Christians™ and you are unwelcome here.
You have no idea how much I personally delight in the eternal torment that awaits you.
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