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Remember What America Fought And Died For on Memorial Day -
05-27-2013, 05:38 AM
Tomorrow is Memorial Day. Besides remembering the men who died while serving in the United States Armed Forces, remember the masturbators that were killed because of these brave soldiers. They kept us free from the depraved foreign masturbators, and they will continue to do so in the future.
Hitler masturbated about 15 times a day. Tojo spanked his little monkey all day long. Saddam Hussein was a chronic masturbator. Some say at least 35 times a day. Osama Bin Laden, not a huge masturbator, but a masturbator nonetheless. Tomorrow is a day to remember our fallen heroes and the masturbators they brought down so the world could be a more beautiful place with less masturbation.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Remember What America Fought And Died For on Memorial Day -
05-27-2013, 12:27 PM
I makes me weep, to think how many potential Christial soldiers have ended up on the walls, wash cloths, sheet and buttocks on the Unknown Male all dead. Potiential sons that could of won the Christian war and ensured a moral, conservative Republican way of life. At least now, our Christan Soldiers will not be in foxholes filled with the ejaculate of unwanted heathens.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Remember What America Fought And Died For on Memorial Day -
05-27-2013, 01:01 PM
Thinking thoughts like those inspired by Pastor Zeke's post moves me to tears about why people don't just realise how real God actually is by reading the Bible. I say that from the heart.
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Re: Remember What America Fought And Died For on Memorial Day -
05-27-2013, 01:04 PM
Thanks to Pastor Ezekiel for putting it all in perspective. When you live overseas and see so very many camels, sheep, wayward coyotes that get caught slipping, migrant construction workers and cabana boys alike being defiled by those who would do America harm, it does a fella good to know that our soldiers are out there doing their jobs! Never Forget!
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