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Default Why do feminists hate freedom? - 01-25-2009, 12:14 PM

I'd like to share with you an inspirational sermon I read at THIS site. I feel that it is an important message for you women to hear.



For far too long, men, and the moral fabric of Western society, have been on the receiving end of a very long societal shaft. The metal of this shaft was first welded by none other than the successors of Susan B. Anthony. It has continually been shined up and adorned with spikes in the communist sweltering rooms of every anti-man rally.

You see, Brothers and sisters, the fact is this. The Holy Bible doesn't say that there should be relative equal rights between man and woman. When you give woman an inch, she will take a mile. She will take so many miles that she’ll naturally get lost and out of her place. Look what happened in the Garden of Eden.

And that’s where we are today. A society with women far out of place and men left behind, trodden down and out of sight. The women who have been using the phrasing “equal rights” as a green light to gain ground on men have now caused effects that are destroying society itself.

It is obvious to anyone with eyes that women have fallen far out of step with their God given roles of cooking a proper dinner and tucking Junior into bed. It seems historical trends do tend to agree.

Back in the 1950s, women cooked dinner for their families. They would take time to wear starched aprons, buy fresh food from the market, and make sure a well-balanced dinner was awaiting their family by 5pm, as nature intended.

During those times, families were fit and appreciated nutrition. Girls were comfortable with their bodies, there was no reason to have a McDonald’s on every corner. Obesity wasn’t an issue because women were performing their natural duties.

Contrast such things with the travesty of today’s society. On every playground you see hoards of kids, Cheeto stained hands, clamoring about with no mother in sight. The food court of every mall is filled, people snarfing down their daily Taco Bell for dinner. Meanwhile in home across our society, kitchens are empty.

I wish I could say this was the worst of our problems, but it’s not the case. Today we have issues such as high divorce rates, broken families and school violence. Jack Thompson wants to blame it on video games. Grace says it’s our lack of good role models.

I’ll tell you the real answer. It’s the rampant irresponsibility of the women who want to put career, and their desire to top men, above properly raising a kid and nurturing their families.

TV is not the solution to raising your kids. It is not meant as a baby-sitter. TV dinners and take-out aren’t instructing your children on how to eat healthy. Your grandmother in-law would be ashamed.

Much as the women of today who were improperly raised in 60-70s, children are being taught that TV life is real, men are naturally pigs and fast food makes a healthy diet. The cycle is in the process of repeating itself, hence all the problems with today’s “youth” being reported in the media. Over-aggressive feminism that encourages bad parenting and desolation of family is the root of societal downfall.

So I speak to every "career woman" and instigator goose-stepper without family when I say this; stop destroying society. Every once in a while, making a nice, warm dinner and tucking the kids in can go a very long way.


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Default Re: Why do feminists hate freedom? - 01-25-2009, 03:35 PM

They get a lot of encouragement from the TV. Sitcoms almost universally push the "feeble father" stereotype, where the father is a bumbling fool and the mother is the only adult in the family with any common sense. How could this be further from the truth? It's just another part of the liberal Hollywood plan to corrupt the fabric of our nation's families. Anything we can do to strengthen the roles for men will help.


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Default Re: Why do feminists hate freedom? - 01-26-2009, 03:38 PM

Truly Pastor Ezekiel, I hope the spirit of plagiarism is something of which you repent!
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Default Re: Why do feminists hate freedom? - 01-26-2009, 03:57 PM

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Truly Pastor Ezekiel, I hope the spirit of plagiarism is something of which you repent!
Friend, what on earth are you talking about?

Pastor Zeke may have been inspired by a great sermon from elsewhere, but plagiarism is NOT something he would ever dream to indulge in.


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Default Re: Why do feminists hate freedom? - 01-26-2009, 05:05 PM

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Friend, what on earth are you talking about?

Pastor Zeke may have been inspired by a great sermon from elsewhere, but plagiarism is NOT something he would ever dream to indulge in.
Dear friend of morality and faith, my words were admitted definitely sharp and wielded far too wildly, much akin to a glistening dagger in the hands of a crazed Roe V. Wade supporting atheist surrounded by doll babies.

To Pastor Ezekiel, I repent of my sin of judging and offer apologies. I'm a long time reader and friend of Pastor Joe P. Reagan and have seen his words misconstrued and reused time and time again.

During these cruel days and evil hours, when the likes of B. Hussein Obama has started his dark reign --powered by naught but the pagan prayers of terrorists and liberal Democrat incantations in America-- I truly fear for the purity of our most core communities.

The agents of Obama are myriad, subtly influencing our ways and actions in both reactionary form and full out infestation. I've seen members of my various fellowships infected with the atheism and one even admitted to having caught the gay, and liking it.

It's times like these where we must remain resolute in adhering to caridinal values like virue and conservatism, and as Pastor Joe put it and Pastor Zeke reminds us again, must realize that feminism is one of the true pitfalls of modern society.

As we speak even now, Hillary Clinton is trying to inspire young women believe that a woman unnaturally holding a high political office is more important than cleaning dishes or starch ironing her future husband's shirt for work the next day.

It's against such evils that we must prevail, and if we keep our fellowship strong and true, I believe that we can.
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Dear friend of morality and faith, my words were admitted definitely sharp and wielded far too wildly, much akin to a glistening dagger in the hands of a crazed Roe V. Wade supporting atheist surrounded by doll babies.

To Pastor Ezekiel, I repent of my sin of judging and offer apologies. I'm a long time reader and friend of Pastor Joe P. Reagan and have seen his words misconstrued and reused time and time again.

During these cruel days and evil hours, when the likes of B. Hussein Obama has started his dark reign --powered by naught but the pagan prayers of terrorists and liberal Democrat incantations in America-- I truly fear for the purity of our most core communities.

The agents of Obama are myriad, subtly influencing our ways and actions in both reactionary form and full out infestation. I've seen members of my various fellowships infected with the atheism and one even admitted to having caught the gay, and liking it.

It's times like these where we must remain resolute in adhering to caridinal values like virue and conservatism, and as Pastor Joe put it and Pastor Zeke reminds us again, must realize that feminism is one of the true pitfalls of modern society.

As we speak even now, Hillary Clinton is trying to inspire young women believe that a woman unnaturally holding a high political office is more important than cleaning dishes or starch ironing her future husband's shirt for work the next day.

It's against such evils that we must prevail, and if we keep our fellowship strong and true, I believe that we can.
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Default Re: Why do feminists hate freedom? - 01-26-2009, 05:30 PM

You guys are feminist
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You guys are feminist
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Default Re: Why do feminists hate freedom? - 01-26-2009, 06:02 PM

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why thank you one less whore in the street


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I'm against it too Sister. Only whores and lezbeans insist on such rights.

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Default Re: Why do feminists hate freedom? - 01-26-2009, 06:16 PM

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Default Re: Why do feminists hate freedom? - 01-27-2009, 04:03 AM

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Truly Pastor Ezekiel, I hope the spirit of plagiarism is something of which you repent!
I'm sure I don't know what you are implying, friend. I posted the piece from another Christian site and clearly said so.

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Default Re: Why do feminists hate freedom? - 02-03-2009, 04:19 PM

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Welcome, but while Sister Talitha is a very close, personal friend of Betty Bowers, her name is Talitha, not Betty.
Thank you for that correction. Truly, my eyes grow weary in my old age.
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Default Re: Why do feminists hate freedom? - 02-03-2009, 04:51 PM

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Thank you for that correction. Truly, my eyes grow weary in my old age.
It would be best if you didn't call Sister Talitha "Mrs" friend. He husband passed away in a tragic accident that Sister Talitha unfortunately had to witness. She wishes not to be reminded of that painful event.



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